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Virgin Detonator Pyro v. CHAD SCORCH SHOT PYRO

virgin Detonator Pyro VS. Chad Scorch Shot Pyro Probably uses the Powerjack so he can escape the f----- up situations he got himself into Knows that Scorch shot is better for both attack and defense Thinks he's hot s--- Uses the Frying Pan, hangs out with Demopans for using Detonator Can't go 5 seconds without telling people about how he had to learn to use this piece of trash Kills friendlies because he can't bare to watch other people having fun High-fives every friendly he can Shoots to kill. As simple as that Uses Detonator to get up to high places to taunt kill F2P snipers like a p---- Helps the team push or capture intel Taunts after every kill like a scunt Respects the other team Probably has the Degraser equiped Can equip any flamethrower, works with everything because the Detonator doesn't work with anything
virgin Detonator Pyro VS. Chad Scorch Shot Pyro Probably uses the Powerjack so he can escape the f----- up situations he got himself into Knows that Scorch shot is better for both attack and defense Thinks he's hot s--- Uses the Frying Pan, hangs out with Demopans for using Detonator Can't go 5 seconds without telling people about how he had to learn to use this piece of trash Kills friendlies because he can't bare to watch other people having fun High-fives every friendly he can Shoots to kill. As simple as that Uses Detonator to get up to high places to taunt kill F2P snipers like a p---- Helps the team push or capture intel Taunts after every kill like a scunt Respects the other team Probably has the Degraser equiped Can equip any flamethrower, works with everything because the Detonator doesn't work with anything

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the long s v. THE COOL S

The chad cool S The virgin Long S - can be repeated in a chain (versatile) - easy to draw: even a 3 year old could - Paradife Loft do it - not even used in English anymore - gives anxiety to math students everywhere - worldwide phenomenon - instantly recognizable - way too many rules for usage: far more - Congrefs of the United States complicated than - looks 3d ie/ei - hard to write - no rules: if you write it backwards it just becomes a 2 - doesn't even look like an s
The chad cool S The virgin Long S - can be repeated in a chain (versatile) - easy to draw: even a 3 year old could - Paradife Loft do it - not even used in English anymore - gives anxiety to math students everywhere - worldwide phenomenon - instantly recognizable - way too many rules for usage: far more - Congrefs of the United States complicated than - looks 3d ie/ei - hard to write - no rules: if you write it backwards it just becomes a 2 - doesn't even look like an s

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The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin VS. Relies on women's opinions for self esteem Outfit's colours clash, Bland sense of style, Doesn't give a s--- about anyone's opinions no sense of style but it's there Takes his Super Sonico Will never go on a date that waifu pillow to Denny's isn't a one night stand OUCH! Probably has 4 or 5 STDS Fully disease-free Never even heard of p--- Has a pornhub premium membership, still prefers rule 34 Insecure about d--- size, 43 inch d---, even though it's above average not for anyone's pleasure but his LVL 42 Cleric in his friend's DnD game Does nothing but drink with his friends Blames women for his problems, Respects women out of gets s--- for it and doesn't care Exclusively watches finest quality anime societal pressure Likes watching brainless sport channels
The Virgin Chad The Chad Virgin VS. Relies on women's opinions for self esteem Outfit's colours clash, Bland sense of style, Doesn't give a s--- about anyone's opinions no sense of style but it's there Takes his Super Sonico Will never go on a date that waifu pillow to Denny's isn't a one night stand OUCH! Probably has 4 or 5 STDS Fully disease-free Never even heard of p--- Has a pornhub premium membership, still prefers rule 34 Insecure about d--- size, 43 inch d---, even though it's above average not for anyone's pleasure but his LVL 42 Cleric in his friend's DnD game Does nothing but drink with his friends Blames women for his problems, Respects women out of gets s--- for it and doesn't care Exclusively watches finest quality anime societal pressure Likes watching brainless sport channels

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Virgin Daedric Armor Fanboy v. CHAD DRAGONBORN ARMOR USER

vs CHAD DRAGONBONE ÅRMOR USER VIRGIN DAEDRIC ARMOR FANBOY THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE HIS ARMOR LOOKS GUY WEARING THIS EATS DRAGON GUARDS ARE GENUINELY LIKE IT WAS P---- FOR BREAKFAST READY TO SELL THEIR DESIGNED BY AN FACE IS PARENTS TO GET A PIECE EDGY 12 YEAR OLD COVERED WAS BLESSED BY THE OF HIS ATTIRE ALLFATHER TODD WAS WORN BY SOME HIMSELF ELVES S--- DAEDRIC FUCKFACES THEMSELVES SEEING THIS PILE OF THE HiS HANDS ARE SO GUARDS DON'T TRUE NORDIC SWEATY HE NEEDS A GIVE A S--- B-B-BUT THE HIGHEST CHADNESS APPROACH LEATHER GLOVES TO ABOUT HIS BASE DAMAGE THEM HOLD A WEAPON ARMOR ABSORPTION HiS DRAGONBULGE BURSTING FROM UNDER LEATHER LINING CAN BE SEEN ALL ACROSS SKYRIM
vs CHAD DRAGONBONE ÅRMOR USER VIRGIN DAEDRIC ARMOR FANBOY THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT THE HIS ARMOR LOOKS GUY WEARING THIS EATS DRAGON GUARDS ARE GENUINELY LIKE IT WAS P---- FOR BREAKFAST READY TO SELL THEIR DESIGNED BY AN FACE IS PARENTS TO GET A PIECE EDGY 12 YEAR OLD COVERED WAS BLESSED BY THE OF HIS ATTIRE ALLFATHER TODD WAS WORN BY SOME HIMSELF ELVES S--- DAEDRIC FUCKFACES THEMSELVES SEEING THIS PILE OF THE HiS HANDS ARE SO GUARDS DON'T TRUE NORDIC SWEATY HE NEEDS A GIVE A S--- B-B-BUT THE HIGHEST CHADNESS APPROACH LEATHER GLOVES TO ABOUT HIS BASE DAMAGE THEM HOLD A WEAPON ARMOR ABSORPTION HiS DRAGONBULGE BURSTING FROM UNDER LEATHER LINING CAN BE SEEN ALL ACROSS SKYRIM

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Virgin Stormcloak v. CHAD LEGIONNAIRE

Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest when it was "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a chance against the Dominion actually Jarl Hrolfdir who Joined the Legion because he is tired of the Stormcloaks tearing everything apart and weakening everyone ordered it Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army, what is emphacized in His leader refuses to have a navy despite the fact that most of Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) cards from the Heroes of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone. Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship was legal there and that the nords Ulfric clearly states that Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying he won't let the moot Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got of Whiterun were ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that personally captured by an imperial general the Dominion is a sleeping beast and that the nords won't be able Says the Emperor was a coward for to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but in a few months ter the gor says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush after the general was in charge of the legions
Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest when it was "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a chance against the Dominion actually Jarl Hrolfdir who Joined the Legion because he is tired of the Stormcloaks tearing everything apart and weakening everyone ordered it Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army, what is emphacized in His leader refuses to have a navy despite the fact that most of Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) cards from the Heroes of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone. Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship was legal there and that the nords Ulfric clearly states that Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying he won't let the moot Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got of Whiterun were ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that personally captured by an imperial general the Dominion is a sleeping beast and that the nords won't be able Says the Emperor was a coward for to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but in a few months ter the gor says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush after the general was in charge of the legions

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Virgin Scooby Doo v. CHAD SCRAPPY DOO

The Virgin SCOOBY Do0 The Chad Scrappy Doo Impossible to understand Lives in a what he's saying constant state of fear Iconic catch phrases Understands Hangs out with hippies, probably a pacifist that violence like "Let me at em!" is sometimes Unable to be necessary Speaks in clear, perfect English found when we've got some work to do, now Binge eating disorder "Ta-da-da ta-da! Saved a beloved Puppy power!" is timeless and franchise from irrelevance hilarious
The Virgin SCOOBY Do0 The Chad Scrappy Doo Impossible to understand Lives in a what he's saying constant state of fear Iconic catch phrases Understands Hangs out with hippies, probably a pacifist that violence like "Let me at em!" is sometimes Unable to be necessary Speaks in clear, perfect English found when we've got some work to do, now Binge eating disorder "Ta-da-da ta-da! Saved a beloved Puppy power!" is timeless and franchise from irrelevance hilarious

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THE CHAD JUST WANTS TO GRILL FOR GOD'S SAKE

Authoritarian Right GRILL! Left Libertarian
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What Happened in Iowa on that Day...

The Virgin Biden The Chad lowan Farmer No Spine Has a spine Can't answer a Works hard Does Pushups simple question Hates the Working Class Record Players Called out Biden to his face Doesn't need to workout to be a boss Would lose to Nobody knows what he is saying half the time Trump in a debate Would beat the s--- out of CornPop
The Virgin Biden The Chad lowan Farmer No Spine Has a spine Can't answer a Works hard Does Pushups simple question Hates the Working Class Record Players Called out Biden to his face Doesn't need to workout to be a boss Would lose to Nobody knows what he is saying half the time Trump in a debate Would beat the s--- out of CornPop

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Virgin Air Bud v. CHAD SPUDS MACKENZIE

THE VIRGIN AIR BUD THE CHAD SPUDS MACKENZIE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS BECAUSE HE'S OFF HIS ASS ON COKE HALF THE TIME THE MASCOT OF A FAILED MOVIE FRANCISE i dont wanna party any more JUST A MARY SUE DISGUISED AS A CANINE THE ICONIC FACE OF A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY KNOWS NOTHING OTHER THAN HOW TO PAAAAARRRRTTTYYYY INFERIOR GOLDEN RETRIEVER BREED ONLY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY VARIOUS SPORTS BULL TERRIER: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMAL CANNOT STOP PARTYING EVEN IF HE WANTED TO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO PARTY
THE VIRGIN AIR BUD THE CHAD SPUDS MACKENZIE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS BECAUSE HE'S OFF HIS ASS ON COKE HALF THE TIME THE MASCOT OF A FAILED MOVIE FRANCISE i dont wanna party any more JUST A MARY SUE DISGUISED AS A CANINE THE ICONIC FACE OF A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY KNOWS NOTHING OTHER THAN HOW TO PAAAAARRRRTTTYYYY INFERIOR GOLDEN RETRIEVER BREED ONLY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY VARIOUS SPORTS BULL TERRIER: THE ORIGINAL PARTY ANIMAL CANNOT STOP PARTYING EVEN IF HE WANTED TO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO PARTY

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The virgin studying to "Lo-Fi Hip Hop radio - Beats to relax/study to" vs. the CHAD studying to Merzbow "Pulse Demon"

THE VIRGIN STUDYING TO "LO-FI HIP HOP RADIO- BEATS TO RELAX/STUDY TO" THE CHAD STUDYING TO MERZBOW "PULSE DEMON" SOUNDS LIKE A KID F------ RANDOM NOISE OF WATER AROUND THE VOLUME OF OVERDONE TRAP F---- YOU IN THE ASS THE FIRST TIME YOU LISTEN, TO IT THROUGH OUT A STATIC TV BEATS IS AN 1H30 LONG DOESN'T HAVE AN ENDING SO EXPERIMENTAL AND AVANT-GARDE, PEOPLE DEBATE WEITHER IT IS ACTUALLY MUSIC NOT EXPERIMENTAL AT ALL, NOBODY LISTENS TO IT VERY TYPICAL STUFF OUTSIDE OF STUDYING EAR MASOCHISTE PROBABLY MADE BY SOME IT IS JUST A SINGLE AND INDIE RANDOM DUDE THAT ISN'T CONTINUING ENDLESS MADE BY A JAPANESE MUSIC NERD EVEN JAPANESE SONG ON LOOP (BORING) MADMAN LISTENS TO IT IS NEVER BORING DESPITE BEING ESSENTIALLY WHITE NOISE FOR 1H30 ISN'T IN ALBUM FORM IS A WELL KNOWN ALBUM IN THE TOO CHILL AND RELAX TO HELP INDIE COMMUNITY YOU CONCENTRATE NO REPLAY VALUE CAN PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND FIND SUBTLE VARIATIONS IN THE FEELS LIKE YOU DID A LINE OF COKE WHILE HAVING A SEIZURE MIXING F------ WEEB REALLY POPULAR MUSIC NERD S--- JUST BECOMES SUPER UNDERGROUND SO NOISY YOU WON'T HAVE SPACE IN YOUR HEAD TO THINK OF OTHER BACKGROUND DOESN'T REALLY STIMULATE NOISES AND YOU CAN EASILY THE BRAIN FOR MORE TURNS YOUR STUFF ACTIVITY BRAIN INTO GET DISTRACTED RELIES ON A ANIME GIRL THE COVER IS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION SCRAMBLE EGGS
THE VIRGIN STUDYING TO "LO-FI HIP HOP RADIO- BEATS TO RELAX/STUDY TO" THE CHAD STUDYING TO MERZBOW "PULSE DEMON" SOUNDS LIKE A KID F------ RANDOM NOISE OF WATER AROUND THE VOLUME OF OVERDONE TRAP F---- YOU IN THE ASS THE FIRST TIME YOU LISTEN, TO IT THROUGH OUT A STATIC TV BEATS IS AN 1H30 LONG DOESN'T HAVE AN ENDING SO EXPERIMENTAL AND AVANT-GARDE, PEOPLE DEBATE WEITHER IT IS ACTUALLY MUSIC NOT EXPERIMENTAL AT ALL, NOBODY LISTENS TO IT VERY TYPICAL STUFF OUTSIDE OF STUDYING EAR MASOCHISTE PROBABLY MADE BY SOME IT IS JUST A SINGLE AND INDIE RANDOM DUDE THAT ISN'T CONTINUING ENDLESS MADE BY A JAPANESE MUSIC NERD EVEN JAPANESE SONG ON LOOP (BORING) MADMAN LISTENS TO IT IS NEVER BORING DESPITE BEING ESSENTIALLY WHITE NOISE FOR 1H30 ISN'T IN ALBUM FORM IS A WELL KNOWN ALBUM IN THE TOO CHILL AND RELAX TO HELP INDIE COMMUNITY YOU CONCENTRATE NO REPLAY VALUE CAN PLAY IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND FIND SUBTLE VARIATIONS IN THE FEELS LIKE YOU DID A LINE OF COKE WHILE HAVING A SEIZURE MIXING F------ WEEB REALLY POPULAR MUSIC NERD S--- JUST BECOMES SUPER UNDERGROUND SO NOISY YOU WON'T HAVE SPACE IN YOUR HEAD TO THINK OF OTHER BACKGROUND DOESN'T REALLY STIMULATE NOISES AND YOU CAN EASILY THE BRAIN FOR MORE TURNS YOUR STUFF ACTIVITY BRAIN INTO GET DISTRACTED RELIES ON A ANIME GIRL THE COVER IS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION SCRAMBLE EGGS

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THE GREAT ESCAPE

The CHAD "riot" started out as a fun-loving food fight, quickly evolved into a prison wide riot THE PLAN: The THAD/LAD "master plan" easily overpowered every guard in the prison PART ONE: ask LAD to vore you anally everybody will escape un-scathed The Brad "prison guard" guards beat him up for fun guards tremble before him is the only one who hasn't run away CH! requires... something... requires extreme endurance and patience requires nothing in particular too self-confident to use a gun, louCH! OUCH thinks he can overpower Chad OUCH! PART TWO: with his bare hands wait for LAD to meander outside of the prison, and get shot to death by snipers secretly wants to join the riot could happen at any time Thad thinks it up on the spot has no idea what he's doing, tries to act like he has everything under control in prison for sexual assault; the ultimate chad crime LAD has no idea whats going on has tons of prison-friends PART THREE: "rebirth" and escape the morgue; in prison for a false r--- accusation, which really makes you feel bad for him and want to see him escape subsequently change name and appearance in prison for an actual r--- accusation; The Virgin "tunnel" is completely alone what the f--- LAD horribly afraid of all forms of authority in prison for shoplifting doing it because he trusts LAD doing it because Thad was the only requires digging tools, which are really hard to get in prison person who ever liked him takes weeks of preperation
The CHAD "riot" started out as a fun-loving food fight, quickly evolved into a prison wide riot THE PLAN: The THAD/LAD "master plan" easily overpowered every guard in the prison PART ONE: ask LAD to vore you anally everybody will escape un-scathed The Brad "prison guard" guards beat him up for fun guards tremble before him is the only one who hasn't run away CH! requires... something... requires extreme endurance and patience requires nothing in particular too self-confident to use a gun, louCH! OUCH thinks he can overpower Chad OUCH! PART TWO: with his bare hands wait for LAD to meander outside of the prison, and get shot to death by snipers secretly wants to join the riot could happen at any time Thad thinks it up on the spot has no idea what he's doing, tries to act like he has everything under control in prison for sexual assault; the ultimate chad crime LAD has no idea whats going on has tons of prison-friends PART THREE: "rebirth" and escape the morgue; in prison for a false r--- accusation, which really makes you feel bad for him and want to see him escape subsequently change name and appearance in prison for an actual r--- accusation; The Virgin "tunnel" is completely alone what the f--- LAD horribly afraid of all forms of authority in prison for shoplifting doing it because he trusts LAD doing it because Thad was the only requires digging tools, which are really hard to get in prison person who ever liked him takes weeks of preperation

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Virgin Swede vs. Chad Fingol

CHAD FINGOL VIRGIN SWEDE Gets invaded easily by anybody BRINGS MEMES No pride in his heritage ASPIRES TO BUILD AN EMPIRE PROUD OF Emotionally sensitive Boring casual look HIS HERITAGE Has no aspiration Brings no memes HAS NO PROBLEM INVADES OTHER Doesn't mind being bossed around IN THE SAUNA by women CHILLING NAKED COUNTRIES LIKE A Brings shame to his ancestors BADASS ONCE RULED SPENDS MOST OF HIS "Soy boy" HALF OF Spends most of the days at home TIME IN NATURE THE WORLD WITH Puts on lairs of HIS FELLOW Socialy anxious CAN SURVIVE IN clothing in winter BROTHERS -50 DEGREES WITHOUT FROM THE EAST JACKET
CHAD FINGOL VIRGIN SWEDE Gets invaded easily by anybody BRINGS MEMES No pride in his heritage ASPIRES TO BUILD AN EMPIRE PROUD OF Emotionally sensitive Boring casual look HIS HERITAGE Has no aspiration Brings no memes HAS NO PROBLEM INVADES OTHER Doesn't mind being bossed around IN THE SAUNA by women CHILLING NAKED COUNTRIES LIKE A Brings shame to his ancestors BADASS ONCE RULED SPENDS MOST OF HIS "Soy boy" HALF OF Spends most of the days at home TIME IN NATURE THE WORLD WITH Puts on lairs of HIS FELLOW Socialy anxious CAN SURVIVE IN clothing in winter BROTHERS -50 DEGREES WITHOUT FROM THE EAST JACKET

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A TRUE ROMANIAN VAMPIRE

Chad Strigoi Virgin Western Vampire essentially an albino skin actually looks dead stupid impractical fangs cut hair shory because mommy told him to muscular jaws and jagged teeth for tearing into flesh grows hair long and free to timid to walk into a house without being invited comes and goes as he pleases only thing standing between him and obliteration is the fact that peope still get his and the werewolf's weaknesses mixed up mommy aristorcrat dressed him cape does nothing drinks only blood wears practical clothes to blend in and make fighting easier gets supercharged by going to church, allowing him to kill people by saying their names relies on seemingly random assortment of powers to survive can drink milk. actually prefers human milk, then human blood, then animal roses keep him contained, garlic flowers repel him, can't cross running water, sunlight kills him milk, then animal blood. never grew out of goth phase not crazy about sunlight, but not really bothered by it too much either commands wild animals, who will definately be noticed in a village and easily dispatched uses house cats as spies, since they're everywhere changes into a bat. a fruit bat. because those are pretty much the only bats in romania only real way to kill it is to burn it's heart to a cinder, and only way to do that is to nail his chest to the ground and cut off his head beforehand. too goth to enter a church commands giant undead ravens
Chad Strigoi Virgin Western Vampire essentially an albino skin actually looks dead stupid impractical fangs cut hair shory because mommy told him to muscular jaws and jagged teeth for tearing into flesh grows hair long and free to timid to walk into a house without being invited comes and goes as he pleases only thing standing between him and obliteration is the fact that peope still get his and the werewolf's weaknesses mixed up mommy aristorcrat dressed him cape does nothing drinks only blood wears practical clothes to blend in and make fighting easier gets supercharged by going to church, allowing him to kill people by saying their names relies on seemingly random assortment of powers to survive can drink milk. actually prefers human milk, then human blood, then animal roses keep him contained, garlic flowers repel him, can't cross running water, sunlight kills him milk, then animal blood. never grew out of goth phase not crazy about sunlight, but not really bothered by it too much either commands wild animals, who will definately be noticed in a village and easily dispatched uses house cats as spies, since they're everywhere changes into a bat. a fruit bat. because those are pretty much the only bats in romania only real way to kill it is to burn it's heart to a cinder, and only way to do that is to nail his chest to the ground and cut off his head beforehand. too goth to enter a church commands giant undead ravens

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Virgin Egoist v. Chad Cynic

The Chad Diogenes the Cynic The Virgin Max Stirner VS. vs. Lives in a barrel, masturbates in public Doesn't believe in society, still participates in society Thinks he own everything Smashed his only worldly posession TFW No objective morality S---- on Plato's desk Debates other philosophers like a'n cuck Born to rule over men Created a man out of a chicken Only depicted is crappy pencil drawings His friends Marx and Engels secretly hate him Exploits inspired classical works of art Alexander the Great wants to be him Thinks man is just base urges Dogs love him. Hated by the left and the right
The Chad Diogenes the Cynic The Virgin Max Stirner VS. vs. Lives in a barrel, masturbates in public Doesn't believe in society, still participates in society Thinks he own everything Smashed his only worldly posession TFW No objective morality S---- on Plato's desk Debates other philosophers like a'n cuck Born to rule over men Created a man out of a chicken Only depicted is crappy pencil drawings His friends Marx and Engels secretly hate him Exploits inspired classical works of art Alexander the Great wants to be him Thinks man is just base urges Dogs love him. Hated by the left and the right

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The Virgin Sasuke Uchiha vs The Chad Killua Zoldyck

Always edgy and rude to everyone The Virgin THE CHAD KILLUA HELPFUL AND KIND DESPITE HIS TERRIBLE UPBRINGING Sasuke *doink* His sharingan is a family ability that he didn't even work for. TRAINED UNDER HELLISH CONDITIONS UNDER THE ZOLDYCK FAMILY TO MOLD HIM INTO THE PERFECT ASSASSIN 99 HAS AN ELECTRICITY-BASED HATSU BECAUSE OF THE TORTURE HE ENDURED AS A CHILD Boring flame jutsu with no cool backstory Gay ninja "weapons" that can't even kill AWESOME AND VERSATILE WEAPONS LIKE SELF-SHARPENING HANDS AND 50KG DEATH YO-YO'S
Always edgy and rude to everyone The Virgin THE CHAD KILLUA HELPFUL AND KIND DESPITE HIS TERRIBLE UPBRINGING Sasuke *doink* His sharingan is a family ability that he didn't even work for. TRAINED UNDER HELLISH CONDITIONS UNDER THE ZOLDYCK FAMILY TO MOLD HIM INTO THE PERFECT ASSASSIN 99 HAS AN ELECTRICITY-BASED HATSU BECAUSE OF THE TORTURE HE ENDURED AS A CHILD Boring flame jutsu with no cool backstory Gay ninja "weapons" that can't even kill AWESOME AND VERSATILE WEAPONS LIKE SELF-SHARPENING HANDS AND 50KG DEATH YO-YO'S

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Chad Lego Vs Virgin Unifix Blocks OUCHI
Chad Lego Vs Virgin Unifix Blocks OUCHI

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The Virgin "Work" vs the Chad "Earn"

The Virgin "Work' The Chad "Earn" Vs. On a slow career trajectory On a fast-tracked professional rampage Stresses out about Rarely shows up Ignored by coworkers Only works hard for salary negotiations reports and deadlines to work Works heavy overtime hoping for a raise Gets to work early, leaves late Goes to fancy meetings and events all day Confined to a Small, puny, salary Gets huge raises small cubicle from sheer charisma Doesn't even need the money Takes s--- from Relies on job Chad boss all day Bangs coworkers in his private office for sustenance Thinking about his big salary makes him erect Terrified of an incident with HR
The Virgin "Work' The Chad "Earn" Vs. On a slow career trajectory On a fast-tracked professional rampage Stresses out about Rarely shows up Ignored by coworkers Only works hard for salary negotiations reports and deadlines to work Works heavy overtime hoping for a raise Gets to work early, leaves late Goes to fancy meetings and events all day Confined to a Small, puny, salary Gets huge raises small cubicle from sheer charisma Doesn't even need the money Takes s--- from Relies on job Chad boss all day Bangs coworkers in his private office for sustenance Thinking about his big salary makes him erect Terrified of an incident with HR

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The Virgin Spotify v. THE CHAD LAST. FM

The Virgin Spotify Wrapped THE CHAD LAST.FM recommends you relevant new music aS stops counting in October only available once a year OUCH! available 24/7 (dependable) can add friends (social) anything in December is no interactions with others DEAD tracks (isolated) EVERYTHING you do M.
The Virgin Spotify Wrapped THE CHAD LAST.FM recommends you relevant new music aS stops counting in October only available once a year OUCH! available 24/7 (dependable) can add friends (social) anything in December is no interactions with others DEAD tracks (isolated) EVERYTHING you do M.

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The Virgin Knight v. Der Tschad Landsknecht

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