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The Virgin Reprogrammed Terminator vs The Chad OG Terminator

The Virgin reprogrammed Terminator The Chad OG Terminator Sunglasses actually serve purpose to cover his exposed eye Puts sunglasses on because he thinks they look cool Stylish burnt hair Keeps the same dull hairstyle throughout the movie Reprogrammed by the resistance to take care of a little brat Every other model looks like Arnold, completely negating the infiltration concept Loyal to skynet T "F--- you A------" Is denied clothing, only breaks hands Every Terminator looks different, makes him an efficient infiltrator Punches straight through his victims chest when refused clothing Reuses the same oldi oneliners over and over fries to stop Judgement Day, the wizard later sequels claim that it's inevitible anyway Can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, does't feel pity, remorse or fear and absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead! Learns virgin human emotions and "value His chip enables the creation of Skynet of human life" Is slave to a kid, isn't even allowed to kill anyone Wastes no f------ time, just straight up kills everyone Movies are family friendly and politically correct Neither family friendly nor politically correct Sacrifices robot efficiency to look cool Doesn't even try to be cool His movies take hundreds of millions Made possible with only 6 million dollars to make, still can't surpass the original
The Virgin reprogrammed Terminator The Chad OG Terminator Sunglasses actually serve purpose to cover his exposed eye Puts sunglasses on because he thinks they look cool Stylish burnt hair Keeps the same dull hairstyle throughout the movie Reprogrammed by the resistance to take care of a little brat Every other model looks like Arnold, completely negating the infiltration concept Loyal to skynet T "F--- you A------" Is denied clothing, only breaks hands Every Terminator looks different, makes him an efficient infiltrator Punches straight through his victims chest when refused clothing Reuses the same oldi oneliners over and over fries to stop Judgement Day, the wizard later sequels claim that it's inevitible anyway Can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, does't feel pity, remorse or fear and absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead! Learns virgin human emotions and "value His chip enables the creation of Skynet of human life" Is slave to a kid, isn't even allowed to kill anyone Wastes no f------ time, just straight up kills everyone Movies are family friendly and politically correct Neither family friendly nor politically correct Sacrifices robot efficiency to look cool Doesn't even try to be cool His movies take hundreds of millions Made possible with only 6 million dollars to make, still can't surpass the original

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The Virgin Stormcloak vs The Chad Legionnaire

Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a when it was chance against the Dominion Joined the Legion because actually Jarl Hrolfdir who he is tired of the Stormcloaks ordered it tearing everything apart and weakening everyone Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army what is emphacized in cards from the Heroes of His leader refuses to have a navy despite Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) the fact that most of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of the army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship Ulfric clearly states that he won't let the moot Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had was legal there and that the nords of Whiterun were barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got personally captured by an imperial general in a few months after the general was in charge of the legions ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that the Dominion is a sleeping beast Says the Emperor was a coward for and that the nords won't be able to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush /
Heroes of Skyrim shows Stormcloak soldiers fighting Heroes of Skyrim shows helmets are a must have in the legion without helmets "The Virgin Stormcloak" "THE CHAD LEGIONNAIRE" His leader started "Most of the Legion is tied down on the border with the Aldmeri Dominion. The Has been fighting weakened legions composed of locally recruited men to a standstill this war because he thought it was the Emperor who ordered his arrest Emperor can't afford to risk weakening Cyrodiil's defenses. From the Imperial City, our war here is just a sideshow. An interlude before the main event against the Thalmor resumes."- General Tullius for years and thinks he and his shield-brothers have a when it was chance against the Dominion Joined the Legion because actually Jarl Hrolfdir who he is tired of the Stormcloaks ordered it tearing everything apart and weakening everyone Part of an unnorganized and undisciplined army what is emphacized in cards from the Heroes of His leader refuses to have a navy despite Part of an organized and disciplined force, what is also enphacized in cards from The Elder Scrolls: Legends (specially the Tullius' Conscription card) the fact that most of Skyrim's shores are controlled by the Stormcloaks Skyrim expansion of The Elder Scrolls: Legends Him and his shield brothers are basically defending themselves from the Stormcloaks, since the imperial supporting nords of Skyrim have fought pretty much by themselves for most of the Civil War Dialogues from Stormcloak soldiers and Beirand reveal that Does not know the Thalmor mostly act alone, from the shadows and Uses a simple chainmail shirt that barely covers his limbs, just like regular city guards a great part of Skyrim's legionnaires use plate (heavy) armor, which provides more protection than chainmail alone without help from the Legion Claims to value the nord traditions but Attacks Whiterun, a neutral hold, just to expand the position of the army he is part of, despite the fact that Talos worship Ulfric clearly states that he won't let the moot Does not help the Thalmor kidnap Talos worshippers around, despite what the Stormcloaks keep saying Will certainly have the Legions of Cyrodiil, which are stronger and more powerful, as allies when the next war against the Aldmeri Dominion starts, which means he and his shield brothers certainly won't fight the Dominion by themselves in the future. choose Elisif if he has any say in it His leader had was legal there and that the nords of Whiterun were barely caught the attention of Cyrodiil before he killed Torygg, and after this he got personally captured by an imperial general in a few months after the general was in charge of the legions ruling themselves Him as his shield brothers are being used by the Thalmor as means to and end to keep the war on and keep Skyrim weakened, what only benefits the Aldmeri Dominion (what is a big deal since the Stormcloaks started the Civil War) Hates the Thalmor but knows that the Dominion is a sleeping beast Says the Emperor was a coward for and that the nords won't be able to defeat by blindly swinging their weapons at the Dominion while the Empire is weakened signing the Concordact but says nothing about Ulfric surrendering to Tullius' ambush /

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The virgin "god" vs the chad hero

the virgin "god" THE CHAD HERO couldn't stop some a------ from lasering a few people to death even though there was a few billion things a caveman could of thought of he could of done with his power despite looking like he's at a funeral for a bunch of kids who suspiciously died in a bus accident 24/7, he actually has an ego the size of which both the planets he grew up on could barely handle finds the constant praise he gets showered in to be flattering but it only reminds him to keep fighting the good fight has said and done things that would make even the most down and nihilistic people believe in a better future for all the only things he cares about are himself, his soon to be dead wife, and what his throne would look like once dull, has to make his costume be muted as possible to be taken seriously he's crowned god of earth REQUIRED: an orchestrual masterpiece that is still a staple of the character today, memorable concepts, designs and artwork by such creators as jack kirby, joe shuster and dan jurgens doesn't actually want to be a superhero absolutely iconic costume that can be recognised even men the colours are put on their Own due to s----- parenting from his two dead dads, he actually thinks he is jesus REQUIRED: a s----- theme song that's literally just the dark knight rises theme in a slightly different key, cgi that looks like something hr giger puked out after a ruff night at the weinerschnitzel bar gives out most if not all of the money gained from community events, license agreements etc to charity, makes his own money by working as a journalist uses his powers to save people because he thinks it's fun, and the right thing to do has to remove anything that might look silly (i.e. interesting) to the general public, again, because he really wants to be taken seriously a writer/ director that doesn't even like superman is proud of how conceptually silly he may be, weird doesn't mean bad y'know! is the product of the concensus that superhero stories have to be dark to be good and in turn, superman has to either be a triggerhappy manchild or a totalitarion dictator to be realistic, even though people who say that probably thinks batman is objectively better despite never reading or watching anything about the former once had to get a furry with way too much disposable income and a robot suit to could beat a multidimensional reality distortion imp by making him spell his name twice, backwards, using the smoke from his plane mode grew up on a farm, lived a quiet but humbled childhood while also make him realise that learning how to utilise his powers and come to the terms that he was smashing into buildings with conveniently placed ihop logos on them every 0.2 femtoseconds was a adopted bad idea (
the virgin "god" THE CHAD HERO couldn't stop some a------ from lasering a few people to death even though there was a few billion things a caveman could of thought of he could of done with his power despite looking like he's at a funeral for a bunch of kids who suspiciously died in a bus accident 24/7, he actually has an ego the size of which both the planets he grew up on could barely handle finds the constant praise he gets showered in to be flattering but it only reminds him to keep fighting the good fight has said and done things that would make even the most down and nihilistic people believe in a better future for all the only things he cares about are himself, his soon to be dead wife, and what his throne would look like once dull, has to make his costume be muted as possible to be taken seriously he's crowned god of earth REQUIRED: an orchestrual masterpiece that is still a staple of the character today, memorable concepts, designs and artwork by such creators as jack kirby, joe shuster and dan jurgens doesn't actually want to be a superhero absolutely iconic costume that can be recognised even men the colours are put on their Own due to s----- parenting from his two dead dads, he actually thinks he is jesus REQUIRED: a s----- theme song that's literally just the dark knight rises theme in a slightly different key, cgi that looks like something hr giger puked out after a ruff night at the weinerschnitzel bar gives out most if not all of the money gained from community events, license agreements etc to charity, makes his own money by working as a journalist uses his powers to save people because he thinks it's fun, and the right thing to do has to remove anything that might look silly (i.e. interesting) to the general public, again, because he really wants to be taken seriously a writer/ director that doesn't even like superman is proud of how conceptually silly he may be, weird doesn't mean bad y'know! is the product of the concensus that superhero stories have to be dark to be good and in turn, superman has to either be a triggerhappy manchild or a totalitarion dictator to be realistic, even though people who say that probably thinks batman is objectively better despite never reading or watching anything about the former once had to get a furry with way too much disposable income and a robot suit to could beat a multidimensional reality distortion imp by making him spell his name twice, backwards, using the smoke from his plane mode grew up on a farm, lived a quiet but humbled childhood while also make him realise that learning how to utilise his powers and come to the terms that he was smashing into buildings with conveniently placed ihop logos on them every 0.2 femtoseconds was a adopted bad idea (

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Virgin PlayStation vs Chad Nintendo

Always care about their fans and take time to develop their games cuz they know fans deserve more Tries to convince people that their consoles are the future of gaming when in reality it's not Has a fun and Has a library of watered down games that focus too much on a story Cares about fun features in their consoles rather than making their consoles more powerful to have more realistic graphics accepting fan base Depends on other companies to make their games cuz they cant make fun games for s--- Nintendo Has some of the best and most successful franchises with memorable characters Has some of the most forgettable franchises with even more forgettable characters Makes movies disguised as games with no gameplay and say that they're "cinematic experiences Actually tries to make a new console every generation rather than rehashing the same Has a good and diverse and polished game ibrary with good gameplay console over and Makes games with the same realistic graphics that look like mosh and have watered down gameplay and are hard to revisit over Makes mediocre handhelds with watered down console games that get blown out of the water by competition Doesn't censor 3rd party games Has a steady schedule for their exclusives thatl keep any fan happy Censors 3rd party games for the sake of the "kids Doesn't care about giving the player "cinematic experience but instead priorities gameplay over story telling Has a s----- fan base that always tries to go to war against anyone who has a different console than them Depends on themselves to make good and polished games Only cares about making more powerful consoles thatil handle realistic graphics and not try to add new ways to play their games
Always care about their fans and take time to develop their games cuz they know fans deserve more Tries to convince people that their consoles are the future of gaming when in reality it's not Has a fun and Has a library of watered down games that focus too much on a story Cares about fun features in their consoles rather than making their consoles more powerful to have more realistic graphics accepting fan base Depends on other companies to make their games cuz they cant make fun games for s--- Nintendo Has some of the best and most successful franchises with memorable characters Has some of the most forgettable franchises with even more forgettable characters Makes movies disguised as games with no gameplay and say that they're "cinematic experiences Actually tries to make a new console every generation rather than rehashing the same Has a good and diverse and polished game ibrary with good gameplay console over and Makes games with the same realistic graphics that look like mosh and have watered down gameplay and are hard to revisit over Makes mediocre handhelds with watered down console games that get blown out of the water by competition Doesn't censor 3rd party games Has a steady schedule for their exclusives thatl keep any fan happy Censors 3rd party games for the sake of the "kids Doesn't care about giving the player "cinematic experience but instead priorities gameplay over story telling Has a s----- fan base that always tries to go to war against anyone who has a different console than them Depends on themselves to make good and polished games Only cares about making more powerful consoles thatil handle realistic graphics and not try to add new ways to play their games

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The Virgin Raynor VS THE CHAD TYCHUS So powerful they had to nerf him by removing his Short range, no room One of the most standard Long range AA, requires for mistakes heroes, a very boring no skill cigar experience Large minigun for his mega Raynor players have bad reputation in the community Tychus players known to be highly First name is so dong intelligent forgettable we have to use his second Interesting playstyle Has to be taught by Uther in the tutorial Artist didn't even want to Coolest name in finish the painting, giving the Koprulu Sector Tries to be "good guy" of SC A bad, bad me more job man... Heroes of the Storm Memes @FB
The Virgin Raynor VS THE CHAD TYCHUS So powerful they had to nerf him by removing his Short range, no room One of the most standard Long range AA, requires for mistakes heroes, a very boring no skill cigar experience Large minigun for his mega Raynor players have bad reputation in the community Tychus players known to be highly First name is so dong intelligent forgettable we have to use his second Interesting playstyle Has to be taught by Uther in the tutorial Artist didn't even want to Coolest name in finish the painting, giving the Koprulu Sector Tries to be "good guy" of SC A bad, bad me more job man... Heroes of the Storm Memes @FB

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The Virgin German vs The Chad Italian

THE CHAD ITALIAN The Virgin German accepts and embraces the fact that he's an admixture of Northern smug and charismatic and Southern phenotypes "You're a subhuman!!" garbage humor bland sad face worships recessive genes* too guilty to be patriotic proud to be Italian can't be racist too cucked to be "political correctness"? Imao what's that? an international lover at best sets with kebab girl who migrated in his country Mediterranean BVLL takes more migrants and refugees than any other country to compensate for low birthrates spreads his seed all over the world! Asian girls, Nordic ladies and Latinas love him pizza, pasta of every shape and form, lasagna... wins World Wars by siding with the winners at the last the best food market loses both World Wars *creates wurstel* "n-no h--- tho..." in the world and gets all the blame for them moment and GETS AWAY WITH IT
THE CHAD ITALIAN The Virgin German accepts and embraces the fact that he's an admixture of Northern smug and charismatic and Southern phenotypes "You're a subhuman!!" garbage humor bland sad face worships recessive genes* too guilty to be patriotic proud to be Italian can't be racist too cucked to be "political correctness"? Imao what's that? an international lover at best sets with kebab girl who migrated in his country Mediterranean BVLL takes more migrants and refugees than any other country to compensate for low birthrates spreads his seed all over the world! Asian girls, Nordic ladies and Latinas love him pizza, pasta of every shape and form, lasagna... wins World Wars by siding with the winners at the last the best food market loses both World Wars *creates wurstel* "n-no h--- tho..." in the world and gets all the blame for them moment and GETS AWAY WITH IT

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The Virgin Redcorn vs. THE CHAD DALE

The Virgin Redcorn The Chad Dale Always laying down sick banter on his fat beta friend, Bill Dresses like a member of the Village People but it's not the 70's Smokes and doesn't give a f--- Middle-aged, has no friends except for Dale, and lost the only meaningful relationship he ever had Trolls bluepilled friends with his next-level conspiracy theories Breaks down crying in front of a guy he barely knows like a bitch-ass n---- Sulky Hates the government, abides by his own law Lives in a trailer Run's a chintzy new-age massage parlor, which he only does so he can pick up the old, blown-out floozies that patronize him Initially was cucking Dale, only to have the tables turned Successful small business Redpilled owner who loves what he does for a living Lost his land to the Has a great relationship with his son and a hot wife government Pushing 50 and still trying to cut it as a rockstar even pleasant ranch-style home in a nice Texan neighborhood Owns a though his music sucks Managed to win back said wife without even trying Lost his son to the guy that cucked him Has nothing going on in his life beyond his futile efforts to connect with his son Surrounded by friends and loved ones Cucked the guy who cucked him without even trying Desperately wants to be a part of his son's life but never wilI be Misses his old GF, has meaningless flings with post wall roasties to fill the void Understands how the world really works Joseph's true father His son doesn't like or respect him Gratified with his lot in life Loving and devoted husband, always remains faithful Cheated on said GF when they were still together, unable to appreciate the good things in his life The Redcorn name will die with him
The Virgin Redcorn The Chad Dale Always laying down sick banter on his fat beta friend, Bill Dresses like a member of the Village People but it's not the 70's Smokes and doesn't give a f--- Middle-aged, has no friends except for Dale, and lost the only meaningful relationship he ever had Trolls bluepilled friends with his next-level conspiracy theories Breaks down crying in front of a guy he barely knows like a bitch-ass n---- Sulky Hates the government, abides by his own law Lives in a trailer Run's a chintzy new-age massage parlor, which he only does so he can pick up the old, blown-out floozies that patronize him Initially was cucking Dale, only to have the tables turned Successful small business Redpilled owner who loves what he does for a living Lost his land to the Has a great relationship with his son and a hot wife government Pushing 50 and still trying to cut it as a rockstar even pleasant ranch-style home in a nice Texan neighborhood Owns a though his music sucks Managed to win back said wife without even trying Lost his son to the guy that cucked him Has nothing going on in his life beyond his futile efforts to connect with his son Surrounded by friends and loved ones Cucked the guy who cucked him without even trying Desperately wants to be a part of his son's life but never wilI be Misses his old GF, has meaningless flings with post wall roasties to fill the void Understands how the world really works Joseph's true father His son doesn't like or respect him Gratified with his lot in life Loving and devoted husband, always remains faithful Cheated on said GF when they were still together, unable to appreciate the good things in his life The Redcorn name will die with him

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Virgin Primitivist vs. Chad Transhumanist

The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions Dies at age 40 of years Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Can get laid any Confined to Gets diseases time in VR 1 s----- planet and feels pain Doesn't know what 4f75636821 Autistic ideas pain and disease are Can easily exterminate organic humans Always loses to modern military technology in warfare will never happen in reality On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of <200 IQ 1 trillion shots of heroin Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain per second IQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Uses terrorism to spread philosophy Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness Requires >99% of humans to die Uses science to spread philosophy destroyed after death for philosophy to work
The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions Dies at age 40 of years Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Can get laid any Confined to Gets diseases time in VR 1 s----- planet and feels pain Doesn't know what 4f75636821 Autistic ideas pain and disease are Can easily exterminate organic humans Always loses to modern military technology in warfare will never happen in reality On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of <200 IQ 1 trillion shots of heroin Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain per second IQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Uses terrorism to spread philosophy Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness Requires >99% of humans to die Uses science to spread philosophy destroyed after death for philosophy to work

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Virgin Britain vs. Chad Mongolia vs. Thad Rome

Thad Roman Empire Virgin Brittish Empire Chad Mongol Empire Was the most influential empire in human history Only relied on colonisation to become the biggest empire Created most of the laws from our current society Iron helmet on soldier's head for full protection Roman society was so good, that even modern day society is inferior Crucified rebellious slaves and Doesn't even know what a book is Wears a s----- long hat, not a iron helmet other opponents of the senate Burns cities Armor to protect the soldiers from arrows and cuting damage to the ground Body of a roman soldier is so strong that it can block arrows and spears Doesn't wear armor Relies on guns Used steppe bows to inflict massive casualties to defeat african Soldier euqiped with a gladius, a pillum, and wears a galea for head protection natives armed Doesn't Doesn't use siege equipments with sticks even know what a boat Tried to navally invade, never tried it since Its language is a inbred/ one butchered by multiple people is Stolen Canada from France Knows how to tame and ride a horse groups over the centuries Has the 2nd largest empire with no colo- nisation Was forced to give independence to its colonies Had a holiday Soldier's equiped with long curved swords for aerodynamical efficiency Had a complex government with a rich aristocracy where men would run naked on Uses a monarch Spread roman culture and way of life across half of Europe the streets and Used paper currency as a s----- national whip women with a whip in order to make them very Originated in Mongolia Used chinese salves figure, has no real power anymore Literally won in a war in wich 1/5 of the male population died to build siege equipments Was a bitch of the dutch fertile
Thad Roman Empire Virgin Brittish Empire Chad Mongol Empire Was the most influential empire in human history Only relied on colonisation to become the biggest empire Created most of the laws from our current society Iron helmet on soldier's head for full protection Roman society was so good, that even modern day society is inferior Crucified rebellious slaves and Doesn't even know what a book is Wears a s----- long hat, not a iron helmet other opponents of the senate Burns cities Armor to protect the soldiers from arrows and cuting damage to the ground Body of a roman soldier is so strong that it can block arrows and spears Doesn't wear armor Relies on guns Used steppe bows to inflict massive casualties to defeat african Soldier euqiped with a gladius, a pillum, and wears a galea for head protection natives armed Doesn't Doesn't use siege equipments with sticks even know what a boat Tried to navally invade, never tried it since Its language is a inbred/ one butchered by multiple people is Stolen Canada from France Knows how to tame and ride a horse groups over the centuries Has the 2nd largest empire with no colo- nisation Was forced to give independence to its colonies Had a holiday Soldier's equiped with long curved swords for aerodynamical efficiency Had a complex government with a rich aristocracy where men would run naked on Uses a monarch Spread roman culture and way of life across half of Europe the streets and Used paper currency as a s----- national whip women with a whip in order to make them very Originated in Mongolia Used chinese salves figure, has no real power anymore Literally won in a war in wich 1/5 of the male population died to build siege equipments Was a bitch of the dutch fertile

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The Virgin Tiger v. THE CHAD LION

The Chad Lion The Virgin Tiger Battle scars from Most luscious mane in Body unscathed, scared of confrontation and will roll defending his pride the animal kingdom Balding over on his back to show submission King of the Jungle, doesn't even live Most social of any Social anxiety cat there Endangered species Represents Kellogs frosted flakes Represents courage, nobility, and strength Nocturnal, afraid of. being seen at day Active at day, has no fear Cowardly camouflages himself to avoid conflict Can't even keep single mate, gets rejected constantly a Harem full of bitches to service his massive c--- and feed him Has never heard at will of camouflage in his life Has to hunt or he will starve to death Can hunt if he wants to, females do it for him in Takes down the toughest of prey with superior intellect and pack hunting strategy exchange for his protection and superior seed Average land speed ambushes Takes down weak unsuspecting prey by sucker punching them prey like a f----- One of the fastest animals on land, will run you down
The Chad Lion The Virgin Tiger Battle scars from Most luscious mane in Body unscathed, scared of confrontation and will roll defending his pride the animal kingdom Balding over on his back to show submission King of the Jungle, doesn't even live Most social of any Social anxiety cat there Endangered species Represents Kellogs frosted flakes Represents courage, nobility, and strength Nocturnal, afraid of. being seen at day Active at day, has no fear Cowardly camouflages himself to avoid conflict Can't even keep single mate, gets rejected constantly a Harem full of bitches to service his massive c--- and feed him Has never heard at will of camouflage in his life Has to hunt or he will starve to death Can hunt if he wants to, females do it for him in Takes down the toughest of prey with superior intellect and pack hunting strategy exchange for his protection and superior seed Average land speed ambushes Takes down weak unsuspecting prey by sucker punching them prey like a f----- One of the fastest animals on land, will run you down

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Do You Remember?

The CHAD Remembering The 21st of September The Virgin Remembering the 5th of November glorious afro and beard never a cloudy day playmobil wig only remembered by protestant britbongs and 14yo edgelords beautiful looks celebrated with dancing needs to wear a mask to hide his ugly face baby-making music romantic af the actual holiday is black clothes of to celebrate the fact edginess that some moron failed to blow up a building not even Alan Moore's only blue talk and love shiny disco garb second best comic book celebrated with a love changes in the minds of boring bonfire is also the day after the Area 51 raid pretenders
The CHAD Remembering The 21st of September The Virgin Remembering the 5th of November glorious afro and beard never a cloudy day playmobil wig only remembered by protestant britbongs and 14yo edgelords beautiful looks celebrated with dancing needs to wear a mask to hide his ugly face baby-making music romantic af the actual holiday is black clothes of to celebrate the fact edginess that some moron failed to blow up a building not even Alan Moore's only blue talk and love shiny disco garb second best comic book celebrated with a love changes in the minds of boring bonfire is also the day after the Area 51 raid pretenders

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Racist Virgin Chad

YOU MAY FIND J--- AMONG ANY ORIENTAL CIVILIAN GROUP... THAT IS A FAVORITE INFILTRATION TRICK... MAKE YOUR MAN WALK...THE CHINESE STRIDES...THE J-- SHUFFLES (BUT HE MAY BE CLEVER ENOUGH TO FAKE THE STRIDE)...MAKE HIM REMOVE HIS SOCKS AND SHOES, IF ANY... C
YOU MAY FIND J--- AMONG ANY ORIENTAL CIVILIAN GROUP... THAT IS A FAVORITE INFILTRATION TRICK... MAKE YOUR MAN WALK...THE CHINESE STRIDES...THE J-- SHUFFLES (BUT HE MAY BE CLEVER ENOUGH TO FAKE THE STRIDE)...MAKE HIM REMOVE HIS SOCKS AND SHOES, IF ANY... C

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Virgin Cereal Mascot v. TONY THE CHAD

The GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT The Virgin Cereal Mascot Chad Cereal Mascot alliteration in name has a memorable shows his linguistic and glorious catchphrase talent can't work up the Courage to crow at dawn has a name but nobody knows it OUCH! stupid looking wattle easily recognisable red neckerchief to prehensile tail shows he's above mere can't fly more than a few metres stand out from the evolution crowd champions the blandest, most boring cereal spindly rooster legs that tire out in cereal is full of sugary goodness minutes spans the length of a continent in a single leap doesn't even have a catchphrase his name is "Corny"
The GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT The Virgin Cereal Mascot Chad Cereal Mascot alliteration in name has a memorable shows his linguistic and glorious catchphrase talent can't work up the Courage to crow at dawn has a name but nobody knows it OUCH! stupid looking wattle easily recognisable red neckerchief to prehensile tail shows he's above mere can't fly more than a few metres stand out from the evolution crowd champions the blandest, most boring cereal spindly rooster legs that tire out in cereal is full of sugary goodness minutes spans the length of a continent in a single leap doesn't even have a catchphrase his name is "Corny"

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Virgin Grumps vs. CHAD PLAYS

The Virgin Game Grumps The Chad OneyPlays Says the f----- word in front of gay co-host He's a little man Does racist accent, calls it "accent humor," about-faces and calls Ugandan Knuckles racist Rolls over for SJWS Blames games for his retardation Always finds way to have fun Relies on friends in industry, as they kamikaze their Constantly bitches about how hard he has to work Can do more than three voices Can draw and produce let's plays at same time own careers Gets industry insiders to admit social justice is retarded Unironically thinks he should be consulted for his "game design" expertise Guests amplify humor, does not rely on them Ignores critiques from fans Doesn't even know He make funny noise Jokes consist entirely of quotes from funnier people if he has fans Stinky
The Virgin Game Grumps The Chad OneyPlays Says the f----- word in front of gay co-host He's a little man Does racist accent, calls it "accent humor," about-faces and calls Ugandan Knuckles racist Rolls over for SJWS Blames games for his retardation Always finds way to have fun Relies on friends in industry, as they kamikaze their Constantly bitches about how hard he has to work Can do more than three voices Can draw and produce let's plays at same time own careers Gets industry insiders to admit social justice is retarded Unironically thinks he should be consulted for his "game design" expertise Guests amplify humor, does not rely on them Ignores critiques from fans Doesn't even know He make funny noise Jokes consist entirely of quotes from funnier people if he has fans Stinky

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Virgin Land v. CHAD SKY

The virgin land vs THECHADSKY color of poo nice aesthetic, looks good always sunrise and sunset lost it's amazon rainforest to fire like a cuck always gets balloons Gets p----- on by clouds Towering over land Used to have 6 close friends but split up due to lack of social skills Manlet, always staring up at sky Can create hurricanes & tornados to f--- s--- up randomly Small peninsula d--- pees all over the land with no regard Farts thunder Contains lots of s---, dead animals and fungus moves slow Difficulty getting out of comfort zone gets as much p---- as the Grand Canyon gets water has cool pillows shaped like stuff so breezy
The virgin land vs THECHADSKY color of poo nice aesthetic, looks good always sunrise and sunset lost it's amazon rainforest to fire like a cuck always gets balloons Gets p----- on by clouds Towering over land Used to have 6 close friends but split up due to lack of social skills Manlet, always staring up at sky Can create hurricanes & tornados to f--- s--- up randomly Small peninsula d--- pees all over the land with no regard Farts thunder Contains lots of s---, dead animals and fungus moves slow Difficulty getting out of comfort zone gets as much p---- as the Grand Canyon gets water has cool pillows shaped like stuff so breezy

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Rocko's Virgin Life v. INVADER CHAD

Rocko's Virgin Life Invader Chad Likes to Irken master Average kangaroo Likes conquer гаce rainbows Dark humor/scifi series Slice of Notrap b------- Transgender frog boredom Exciting life Colorful setting full of anthropomorphic animals (gay and furry) Mediocre life Dark and edgy setting full of f----- up stuff (cool) Best friends are an autistic cow and a Doesn't need friends Noobjective in life nerd turtle has a servant robot Wants to conquer Earth and prove he is the s--- instead Ren & Stimpy wannabe "A parody of (lmodern) Very unique among other Satire of conspiracy theories shows Half naked Always fully dressed with his military uniform
Rocko's Virgin Life Invader Chad Likes to Irken master Average kangaroo Likes conquer гаce rainbows Dark humor/scifi series Slice of Notrap b------- Transgender frog boredom Exciting life Colorful setting full of anthropomorphic animals (gay and furry) Mediocre life Dark and edgy setting full of f----- up stuff (cool) Best friends are an autistic cow and a Doesn't need friends Noobjective in life nerd turtle has a servant robot Wants to conquer Earth and prove he is the s--- instead Ren & Stimpy wannabe "A parody of (lmodern) Very unique among other Satire of conspiracy theories shows Half naked Always fully dressed with his military uniform

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The Virgin Space Ghost vs. SPACE GHOST'S CHAD BROTHER GHOSTAL

CHAD GHOSTAL Virgin Space Ghost Loved by everyone Hated by his co-hosts except his geeky Stylish goatee brother Frequent object of ridicule despite Not manly enough being the main for facial hair character Power bands include a literal Rejected by Carol Channing "chick magnet" and Merrill Markoe Picks up Elvira not even trying Power bands have stupid features like a "smell ray" Poorly fitting suit Tight suit shows off his rippling muscles and bulge shows off how fat and out of shape he is Diana Ross fan Listens to jazz like a sophisticated gentleman of leisure Hip and happening cat
CHAD GHOSTAL Virgin Space Ghost Loved by everyone Hated by his co-hosts except his geeky Stylish goatee brother Frequent object of ridicule despite Not manly enough being the main for facial hair character Power bands include a literal Rejected by Carol Channing "chick magnet" and Merrill Markoe Picks up Elvira not even trying Power bands have stupid features like a "smell ray" Poorly fitting suit Tight suit shows off his rippling muscles and bulge shows off how fat and out of shape he is Diana Ross fan Listens to jazz like a sophisticated gentleman of leisure Hip and happening cat

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The Virgin Ace v. The Chad Murdoc

VS The Virgin Ace Chadoc No cartoon so there for no s----- reboot His cartoon has a Beautiful eyes to s----- reboot Is only thirty three but somehow Full head of beautiful stare deeply into Wears glasses to look cool but is most likely just insecure (eyes look like he black olive locks already balding Is fifty but looks thirdy Was in a gang named after a flesh eating infection (gross) high as f---) Sweet manicure Not legally allowed to drink or smoke Doesn't talk or change facial Drank and smoked expressions ever... Not legally allowed to get bitches so much his taste buds have withered Will abuse 2D just because he can away Gets all the bitches treats 2D with respect Doesn't give a f--- Has 50+ kids Was in a boy band (and it f------ Is the leader of a universally adored band sucked) Fake ass boots Real egyptian silk
VS The Virgin Ace Chadoc No cartoon so there for no s----- reboot His cartoon has a Beautiful eyes to s----- reboot Is only thirty three but somehow Full head of beautiful stare deeply into Wears glasses to look cool but is most likely just insecure (eyes look like he black olive locks already balding Is fifty but looks thirdy Was in a gang named after a flesh eating infection (gross) high as f---) Sweet manicure Not legally allowed to drink or smoke Doesn't talk or change facial Drank and smoked expressions ever... Not legally allowed to get bitches so much his taste buds have withered Will abuse 2D just because he can away Gets all the bitches treats 2D with respect Doesn't give a f--- Has 50+ kids Was in a boy band (and it f------ Is the leader of a universally adored band sucked) Fake ass boots Real egyptian silk

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Virgin Stand Arrow v. CHAD BORN W/ STAND USER

Chad born with stand user Is strong enough to have a stand as a child Virgin Stand Arrow User Could die from getting stand Chad main villians Has to be shot by stupid arrow usally born with stand Most Joestars are born with stands making that a cool way to get them Dumb side villians are usally stand arrow users Only has to be born to get stand Has to be "Chosen" by arrow Gets cool stand names Yeah not gonna lie all the namEs are really cool
Chad born with stand user Is strong enough to have a stand as a child Virgin Stand Arrow User Could die from getting stand Chad main villians Has to be shot by stupid arrow usally born with stand Most Joestars are born with stands making that a cool way to get them Dumb side villians are usally stand arrow users Only has to be born to get stand Has to be "Chosen" by arrow Gets cool stand names Yeah not gonna lie all the namEs are really cool

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“Virgins who do not learn their history are doomed to repeat it” - Chadfucius, 479 B.C.

ThE VIRGINAL KNA VE The NOBIE IORD FEEDS hIS ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS his STEED DINES ON ThE PINEST CAKES AND ALES TA VGHT SELF O READE TAPESTRIES AS A BABE WHOLLY ILLITERATE PIGHTS ThE BLOODY BATTLES OTHERS MERELY READ OF HOLDS ThE CHAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSES WENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS
ThE VIRGINAL KNA VE The NOBIE IORD FEEDS hIS ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS his STEED DINES ON ThE PINEST CAKES AND ALES TA VGHT SELF O READE TAPESTRIES AS A BABE WHOLLY ILLITERATE PIGHTS ThE BLOODY BATTLES OTHERS MERELY READ OF HOLDS ThE CHAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSES WENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS

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