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The Chad Lion The Virgin Tiger Battle scars from Most luscious mane in Body unscathed, scared of confrontation and will roll defending his pride the animal kingdom Balding over on his back to show submission King of the Jungle, doesn't even live Most social of any Social anxiety cat there Endangered species Represents Kellogs frosted flakes Represents courage, nobility, and strength Nocturnal, afraid of. being seen at day Active at day, has no fear Cowardly camouflages himself to avoid conflict Can't even keep single mate, gets rejected constantly a Harem full of bitches to service his massive c--- and feed him Has never heard at will of camouflage in his life Has to hunt or he will starve to death Can hunt if he wants to, females do it for him in Takes down the toughest of prey with superior intellect and pack hunting strategy exchange for his protection and superior seed Average land speed ambushes Takes down weak unsuspecting prey by sucker punching them prey like a f----- One of the fastest animals on land, will run you down

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The Virgin Tiger v. THE CHAD LION


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Aug 24, 2019 at 04:02PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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