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Posted byu/[deleted]8 months ago The Virgin Hitler Vs THE CHADMARCK

The Virgin Adolf Hitler United The Cerman People tfw 5'9'" Makes baldine look cool Outstanding facial hair Worshipped by 15-year old weaboos on /pol/ Emo hairstyle Took his own life Narcististic, thought everything was about himself (Fascism in a nutshell) Never had any kids but encouraged others to do it for him, definite Cuck. Created the Masterrace because he was insecure Does the Roman salute even though Rome hated his people for centuries Predicted WWI Fought against Socialism Socialist, anti-monarchy degenerate Jealous of Slavchads, wanted to take their children and erase their culture >tfw you fail at literally everything Respected by friends. relatives. and people until his last breatth Caused a German divide to last for Decades, forever humilating the German people Knew Ihow to win wars Master 4D Chess strategist Most hated Virgin in history 3 kids. helping the future economy Had only one b------- and a imicropenis Apart of an ideology that will never come back due to him and only him Cucked by Commie Stalin Loved by the German people and historians Killed millions of innocent Jews, Slavs, Gays, and others to fuel his insecurity. Literally has the most badass ship named after him Encourages kids to commit terrorism
The Virgin Adolf Hitler United The Cerman People tfw 5'9'" Makes baldine look cool Outstanding facial hair Worshipped by 15-year old weaboos on /pol/ Emo hairstyle Took his own life Narcististic, thought everything was about himself (Fascism in a nutshell) Never had any kids but encouraged others to do it for him, definite Cuck. Created the Masterrace because he was insecure Does the Roman salute even though Rome hated his people for centuries Predicted WWI Fought against Socialism Socialist, anti-monarchy degenerate Jealous of Slavchads, wanted to take their children and erase their culture >tfw you fail at literally everything Respected by friends. relatives. and people until his last breatth Caused a German divide to last for Decades, forever humilating the German people Knew Ihow to win wars Master 4D Chess strategist Most hated Virgin in history 3 kids. helping the future economy Had only one b------- and a imicropenis Apart of an ideology that will never come back due to him and only him Cucked by Commie Stalin Loved by the German people and historians Killed millions of innocent Jews, Slavs, Gays, and others to fuel his insecurity. Literally has the most badass ship named after him Encourages kids to commit terrorism

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The Virgin Bandit vs. The CHAD Prince by DaHaLoJeDi

"The Virgin Bandit" The Chad Prince Royal blood and a fighting prodigy amongst a race that was natually stronger than humans to begin with Long, sharp widows peak. Hair naturally never changes due to Saiyan genetics Hair poorly kept Too afraid to talk to women at one point Blew up a bug planet for no reason Has achieved the Died to a sentient ability to transform into brussel sprout Couldn't keep a stable relationship with the one gf he had Killed his oldest friend a god Worthwhile victories for be ing weak Always seeking to improve himself, second aren't canon Enjoys punching best is not good enough Cucked by a genocidal maniac Will never improve as a Kills nearly every non-main fighter too lazy to even try five-year-olds Signature moves involve being a furry and throwing a dinky ball around Manly chest armor made by his scientist wife Never killed anyone Badass signature moves that can literally destroy Wimpy gi that's just a carbon copy of a better character's outfit Steals gf from guy he sent a jabroni to kill and impregnates her with his large space monkey shaft planets with ease Loses in the quarterfinals of every tournament he enters Beats fighers in tournaments before they even begin Only p---- he'll ever get from now on is his magic blue cat who barely gets a line nowadays yet is still more useful than he is. Abandons infant son because taking care of babies is a womans job, starts acting like a real father when he's older to teach him how to be a man No longer invited to Memed as being the weakest fighter ever Memed because of testosterone fueled roar over a number Always one of the main fighters
"The Virgin Bandit" The Chad Prince Royal blood and a fighting prodigy amongst a race that was natually stronger than humans to begin with Long, sharp widows peak. Hair naturally never changes due to Saiyan genetics Hair poorly kept Too afraid to talk to women at one point Blew up a bug planet for no reason Has achieved the Died to a sentient ability to transform into brussel sprout Couldn't keep a stable relationship with the one gf he had Killed his oldest friend a god Worthwhile victories for be ing weak Always seeking to improve himself, second aren't canon Enjoys punching best is not good enough Cucked by a genocidal maniac Will never improve as a Kills nearly every non-main fighter too lazy to even try five-year-olds Signature moves involve being a furry and throwing a dinky ball around Manly chest armor made by his scientist wife Never killed anyone Badass signature moves that can literally destroy Wimpy gi that's just a carbon copy of a better character's outfit Steals gf from guy he sent a jabroni to kill and impregnates her with his large space monkey shaft planets with ease Loses in the quarterfinals of every tournament he enters Beats fighers in tournaments before they even begin Only p---- he'll ever get from now on is his magic blue cat who barely gets a line nowadays yet is still more useful than he is. Abandons infant son because taking care of babies is a womans job, starts acting like a real father when he's older to teach him how to be a man No longer invited to Memed as being the weakest fighter ever Memed because of testosterone fueled roar over a number Always one of the main fighters

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The Femcel Kemonomimi versus The Stacy Anthro - by sqrlyjack

THE STACY ANTHRO ADORABLE DESION FITS IN PERFECTLY WITH THE ACTUAL eAMeg TOO AFRAIT TO A KOOPA BORING DESION A KOOPA WEEB TRASH JUST TOOK PEACH ON HER レOVB FURRY P--- NOT THICC AT Aレレ BEEFY POPEYE ARMS FOR AMAZING HUGS IT WOUL BELONG IN THE GANNElg AT Aレレ PERFECTLY MIXES PEACH AND BOWSER EQUALLY
THE STACY ANTHRO ADORABLE DESION FITS IN PERFECTLY WITH THE ACTUAL eAMeg TOO AFRAIT TO A KOOPA BORING DESION A KOOPA WEEB TRASH JUST TOOK PEACH ON HER レOVB FURRY P--- NOT THICC AT Aレレ BEEFY POPEYE ARMS FOR AMAZING HUGS IT WOUL BELONG IN THE GANNElg AT Aレレ PERFECTLY MIXES PEACH AND BOWSER EQUALLY

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Virginstein vs Chadston Hale

Receding hairline and s----- Rick and Morty haircut Virginstein's Halloween CHADSTON HALE'S JUNGLE INFERNO Fidget Spinner on back to satisfy autism 'Terror' 2017 Jumps into combat shirtless because tops are for wussesS Moustache of Aussie Manlihood Pale as a pom Blood-stained hands of mann-ly action Wears gay ass science stuff to try and look cool Severed head of the last yeti in the world Robot hand to replace ex girlfriend (hand) Summons dumb robots to do dirty work because too p---- to fight like a man Patriotic Chest Hair Been fighting animals in the jungle for so long his skin has darkened The Event Same stupid event as last year - Carbon copy of Mann vs. Machine - Skins look ugly and not worth the time - Blizzard Design team utterly clueless The Event -A nice breakaway from Scream Fortress - Long anticipated by loving community - New maps look exciting - Amazing cosmetics and taunts added Valve still cares for a 10-year old game proving their dedication to their community Can't even get laid to a fat asian psycho Fights animals and mercenaries with his sheila
Receding hairline and s----- Rick and Morty haircut Virginstein's Halloween CHADSTON HALE'S JUNGLE INFERNO Fidget Spinner on back to satisfy autism 'Terror' 2017 Jumps into combat shirtless because tops are for wussesS Moustache of Aussie Manlihood Pale as a pom Blood-stained hands of mann-ly action Wears gay ass science stuff to try and look cool Severed head of the last yeti in the world Robot hand to replace ex girlfriend (hand) Summons dumb robots to do dirty work because too p---- to fight like a man Patriotic Chest Hair Been fighting animals in the jungle for so long his skin has darkened The Event Same stupid event as last year - Carbon copy of Mann vs. Machine - Skins look ugly and not worth the time - Blizzard Design team utterly clueless The Event -A nice breakaway from Scream Fortress - Long anticipated by loving community - New maps look exciting - Amazing cosmetics and taunts added Valve still cares for a 10-year old game proving their dedication to their community Can't even get laid to a fat asian psycho Fights animals and mercenaries with his sheila

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The virgin cuckenstein vs. The Chad demon murder by unkelsteve

The virgin Wolfenstein THE CHAD DOOM literally a jew MAIN CHARACTER IS TOO ANGRY TO DIE LISTENS TO HEAVY METAL listens to s----- german covers of american songs DOOM IS YOUNGER AND STAYS OUT ALL NIGHT DOING PARKOUR: DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIPS puts swastikas everywhere because hurr durr freedom of speech starts game in a wheelchair STARTS GAME LITERALLY NAKED KILLING DEMONS PUTS SATANIC SYMBOLS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE GAME'S MAIN ENEMIES ARE FROM HELL older franchise: although wiser also weaker and more likely to break a hip originally a s----- stealth game ORIGINALLY A KICKASS FPS takes place on earth and some virgin planet that isnt kickass like mars is TAKES PLACE ON A PLANET LITERALLY NAMED AFTER THE GOD OF WAR
The virgin Wolfenstein THE CHAD DOOM literally a jew MAIN CHARACTER IS TOO ANGRY TO DIE LISTENS TO HEAVY METAL listens to s----- german covers of american songs DOOM IS YOUNGER AND STAYS OUT ALL NIGHT DOING PARKOUR: DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIPS puts swastikas everywhere because hurr durr freedom of speech starts game in a wheelchair STARTS GAME LITERALLY NAKED KILLING DEMONS PUTS SATANIC SYMBOLS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE GAME'S MAIN ENEMIES ARE FROM HELL older franchise: although wiser also weaker and more likely to break a hip originally a s----- stealth game ORIGINALLY A KICKASS FPS takes place on earth and some virgin planet that isnt kickass like mars is TAKES PLACE ON A PLANET LITERALLY NAMED AFTER THE GOD OF WAR

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Becky's Mom vs Stacy's Mom by xxxfucknutsxxx

Becky's Mom Has one virgin son. Names him Stacy's Mom Becky because she was planning to have a daughter and could not think of a boy name on the spot Has got it going orn Never wore mom ieans in her life No song about her Daughter is named Stac Divorced virgin husband, could but becomes a Becky not find any new man in her presence Get's daughter's boyfriend to mow the lawn for free Mom Jeans Never drinks red wine, shitposts about it on Facebook instead Chad walks out on her just so more Stacy's moms can exist understands his sacrifice Drinks red wine because she unironically thinks it's healthy "You missed a spot over there"
Becky's Mom Has one virgin son. Names him Stacy's Mom Becky because she was planning to have a daughter and could not think of a boy name on the spot Has got it going orn Never wore mom ieans in her life No song about her Daughter is named Stac Divorced virgin husband, could but becomes a Becky not find any new man in her presence Get's daughter's boyfriend to mow the lawn for free Mom Jeans Never drinks red wine, shitposts about it on Facebook instead Chad walks out on her just so more Stacy's moms can exist understands his sacrifice Drinks red wine because she unironically thinks it's healthy "You missed a spot over there"

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Might as well try out the new template by Rampageriley98

The Becky Makeover The Stacy Clownface The attention of every male within 10 miles is fixated on her simultaneously Perfect 20/20 vision is always scanning Begins to get creeped out over the unwanted attention for Chad cocks, has never heard of contacts in her entire life Finally made the effort to put her contacts on in the morning Thrives on the attention and it only inflates her ego Goes from a generous 5.5 to a solid 7 Doesn't know how to do her eyebrows properly Eyebrows are always on fleek because they're tattooed on her face Men finally begin to realize that she is somewhat pretty with makeup Orders all of her makeup on Amazon or purchased it at a dollar store Maxed Chad's credit card on makeup from Forever 21 and Macy's Is a solid 9.5 with minimal makeup but a giga 12.9 with a thick coating Looks down at the ground anyways, away from boys Her wings are longer than a California Condor's Wears makeup but still has a bland sense of fashion Her fashion sense is enough to turn people's heads alone Will never keep up such a tedious daily routine Waxed every single hair on her body and had her pubes lasered off Never takes her makeup off and applies another coat every morning Forgot to shave
The Becky Makeover The Stacy Clownface The attention of every male within 10 miles is fixated on her simultaneously Perfect 20/20 vision is always scanning Begins to get creeped out over the unwanted attention for Chad cocks, has never heard of contacts in her entire life Finally made the effort to put her contacts on in the morning Thrives on the attention and it only inflates her ego Goes from a generous 5.5 to a solid 7 Doesn't know how to do her eyebrows properly Eyebrows are always on fleek because they're tattooed on her face Men finally begin to realize that she is somewhat pretty with makeup Orders all of her makeup on Amazon or purchased it at a dollar store Maxed Chad's credit card on makeup from Forever 21 and Macy's Is a solid 9.5 with minimal makeup but a giga 12.9 with a thick coating Looks down at the ground anyways, away from boys Her wings are longer than a California Condor's Wears makeup but still has a bland sense of fashion Her fashion sense is enough to turn people's heads alone Will never keep up such a tedious daily routine Waxed every single hair on her body and had her pubes lasered off Never takes her makeup off and applies another coat every morning Forgot to shave

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Virgin Peach Vs Chad Bowsette

The Virgin Peach Chad Bowsette VS Always sad Is never waiting at the castle for you Smug Face Cute fangs Always waiting for you at the castle No cute fangs Needs to be rescued So Strong she doesn't need to be rescued Modest volume Snu Snu Has a weak army of mushrooms Has a big army Skinny fat Doesn't allow Mario to even have a kiss as gratitude for his efforts Huge tracks of land Always goes All Out If she breathe She a Thot Former princess since Toaddette's Coup D'etat Delicious chocolate bar to grind your meat Koopa Queen Is a Virigin despite all these years with plenty of options in Mario, Luigi, etc Breathes fire on Thots Has descendancy Always on the mood
The Virgin Peach Chad Bowsette VS Always sad Is never waiting at the castle for you Smug Face Cute fangs Always waiting for you at the castle No cute fangs Needs to be rescued So Strong she doesn't need to be rescued Modest volume Snu Snu Has a weak army of mushrooms Has a big army Skinny fat Doesn't allow Mario to even have a kiss as gratitude for his efforts Huge tracks of land Always goes All Out If she breathe She a Thot Former princess since Toaddette's Coup D'etat Delicious chocolate bar to grind your meat Koopa Queen Is a Virigin despite all these years with plenty of options in Mario, Luigi, etc Breathes fire on Thots Has descendancy Always on the mood

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The Virgin Friendship vs The Chad Eternal Bond by xXFriendshipXx

The Chad Eternal Bond The Virgin Friendship Either's saccess is applauded by the other Exceedingy rude Met at school or Met in a previous life Secretly compare eachother's they are Call to discuss texts Friendship based entirely on consuming pop culture Always text before calling Friendship based on challenging one another and growing as people Let's go see Infinity War this Friday. "Let's watch The Room again Require alcohol to express strong opinions or openly Take psychedelics, only for recreation, do not require them to sustain the friendship Ⅲfitting jeans Tighest possible pants Let's go to Starbucks "Let's go hang out at Starbucks ironically Lol that's hilarious. Check out this dank meme Only meet in public places, hven't been to each others Well acquainted with eachother's families and dwelingi, as with all other aspects of
The Chad Eternal Bond The Virgin Friendship Either's saccess is applauded by the other Exceedingy rude Met at school or Met in a previous life Secretly compare eachother's they are Call to discuss texts Friendship based entirely on consuming pop culture Always text before calling Friendship based on challenging one another and growing as people Let's go see Infinity War this Friday. "Let's watch The Room again Require alcohol to express strong opinions or openly Take psychedelics, only for recreation, do not require them to sustain the friendship Ⅲfitting jeans Tighest possible pants Let's go to Starbucks "Let's go hang out at Starbucks ironically Lol that's hilarious. Check out this dank meme Only meet in public places, hven't been to each others Well acquainted with eachother's families and dwelingi, as with all other aspects of

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Posted byu/turtlehermit2718 9 months ago The Virgin Ed boy vs The Chad Kevin

The Virgin Ed-boy THE CHAD KEVIN Keeps his 3 hairs in front because he has no shame Wears a sock on his head for fear of ridicule Chin double-acts as a shovel Keeps 3 hairs in back to hide shame Only friends are con artists and a cactus named Jim ouct Unlimited access to jawbreakers yet still actively seeks more Universally loved despite being a douchebag Only girls he attracts are trailer trash Can never get jawbreakers due to failed business ventures Wears sweatshirts in the middle of summer Rides a pedal bike that makes motorcycle noises
The Virgin Ed-boy THE CHAD KEVIN Keeps his 3 hairs in front because he has no shame Wears a sock on his head for fear of ridicule Chin double-acts as a shovel Keeps 3 hairs in back to hide shame Only friends are con artists and a cactus named Jim ouct Unlimited access to jawbreakers yet still actively seeks more Universally loved despite being a douchebag Only girls he attracts are trailer trash Can never get jawbreakers due to failed business ventures Wears sweatshirts in the middle of summer Rides a pedal bike that makes motorcycle noises

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Virgin Goofimus Maximus vs CHAD THE DONALD DUCK by AckwardSonic

VIRGIN GOOFY CHAD DONALD DUCK Hlarious Is a Navy war veteran Not funny Is only friends with Mickey cause Mickey pitties him. People don't even realize or care that he is a dog Has one of the best comics ever. Full of lore" or whatever Is cooler than Mickey Mouse. No fashion sense. Wears ugly baggy pants Actually has a girlfriend that isn't a literal cow Low IQ. Doesn't understand the very subtle humor of Rick and Morty.His uncle is the richest Duck in Goof Troop was easily the worst Disney Afternoon show besides Bonkers". the world. Will likely inherit his estate when Scrooge passes. Is also Scrooge's favorite relative. Raises his nephews for his stupid c--------- sister His "girlfriend" is a Clarabelle Cow. VILE. Was too badass to be in the original Ducktales. Would have stolen every scene. Doesn't even wear pants. What a Chad. Literally worse than Roger Rabbit.
VIRGIN GOOFY CHAD DONALD DUCK Hlarious Is a Navy war veteran Not funny Is only friends with Mickey cause Mickey pitties him. People don't even realize or care that he is a dog Has one of the best comics ever. Full of lore" or whatever Is cooler than Mickey Mouse. No fashion sense. Wears ugly baggy pants Actually has a girlfriend that isn't a literal cow Low IQ. Doesn't understand the very subtle humor of Rick and Morty.His uncle is the richest Duck in Goof Troop was easily the worst Disney Afternoon show besides Bonkers". the world. Will likely inherit his estate when Scrooge passes. Is also Scrooge's favorite relative. Raises his nephews for his stupid c--------- sister His "girlfriend" is a Clarabelle Cow. VILE. Was too badass to be in the original Ducktales. Would have stolen every scene. Doesn't even wear pants. What a Chad. Literally worse than Roger Rabbit.

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The Virgin Persona 5 vs The Chad Vento Aureo by DarthDioBrando

The Virgin Thief The Chad Gangstair Generic and messy anime hair Glorious golden mane inherited by Vampiric father Needed to be reminded Stares at his enemies staight in the eye while striking a fabulous pose to go to bed by a cat Awful fashion sense, literally wears pajamas in school Always on probation, whether in real life or in the Metaverse Doesn't need a girlfriend. Kills rival gangsters with his bros. Back slouched and eyes downcast in fear of Leisurely eats at restaurants with no fear of authorities Parents are literally Father is either the First JoJo or hi archnemesis DIO Kills enemy painful and gruesome manner possible Stands in the most Group consists of frustrated teenagers and a "detective" with daddy issues Had to create a harem in order to progress Loses it on Valentines. his powers. How he defeats the main villain: Had him arrested and put into court while knowing that he would be acquitted anyway Unique choice of clothing, selects ladybugs to attract enemy Stands How he defeats the main villain: Unlocks the Ultimate Stand and subjects him to arn eternal cycle of torture and death Method of defeating enemies: Changes their "hearts" for the "better" Too beta to fight them in real life Gang consists of fabulous criminals and Chad Polnareff
The Virgin Thief The Chad Gangstair Generic and messy anime hair Glorious golden mane inherited by Vampiric father Needed to be reminded Stares at his enemies staight in the eye while striking a fabulous pose to go to bed by a cat Awful fashion sense, literally wears pajamas in school Always on probation, whether in real life or in the Metaverse Doesn't need a girlfriend. Kills rival gangsters with his bros. Back slouched and eyes downcast in fear of Leisurely eats at restaurants with no fear of authorities Parents are literally Father is either the First JoJo or hi archnemesis DIO Kills enemy painful and gruesome manner possible Stands in the most Group consists of frustrated teenagers and a "detective" with daddy issues Had to create a harem in order to progress Loses it on Valentines. his powers. How he defeats the main villain: Had him arrested and put into court while knowing that he would be acquitted anyway Unique choice of clothing, selects ladybugs to attract enemy Stands How he defeats the main villain: Unlocks the Ultimate Stand and subjects him to arn eternal cycle of torture and death Method of defeating enemies: Changes their "hearts" for the "better" Too beta to fight them in real life Gang consists of fabulous criminals and Chad Polnareff

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The Virgin "Afterlife" vs. The Chad "Eternal Oblivion" by agalaxythr0waway

The Virgin "Afterlife" The Chad "Eternal Oblivion" sounds badass sounds boring literally can't imagine a world without himself in it prefers sound logic to intuiion and fear has so much sex that he gets laid right before he dies supreme understanding of philosophy makes him the smartest man alive, people ask him for advice was most likely indoctrinated to believe in an afterlife denies sound logic to make himself feel better knows that his time on Earth is limited, so he makes the most of it and becomes wildly successful expects a kick- ass afterlife to compensate for his s----- original is survived by the memories of his loving wife and family and thousands more people becomes a devout Muslim in the hopes of earning 72 virgins after his death (ironically ends up wearing a halo) understands that eternal life would eventually get boring kept himself healthy throughout his life to maximize his enjoyment of it didn't get laid much in his life lack of color signifies his anence
The Virgin "Afterlife" The Chad "Eternal Oblivion" sounds badass sounds boring literally can't imagine a world without himself in it prefers sound logic to intuiion and fear has so much sex that he gets laid right before he dies supreme understanding of philosophy makes him the smartest man alive, people ask him for advice was most likely indoctrinated to believe in an afterlife denies sound logic to make himself feel better knows that his time on Earth is limited, so he makes the most of it and becomes wildly successful expects a kick- ass afterlife to compensate for his s----- original is survived by the memories of his loving wife and family and thousands more people becomes a devout Muslim in the hopes of earning 72 virgins after his death (ironically ends up wearing a halo) understands that eternal life would eventually get boring kept himself healthy throughout his life to maximize his enjoyment of it didn't get laid much in his life lack of color signifies his anence

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This subreddit is in dire need of more memes. by LivingRaccoon

Virgin Dragonborn "Chadpion" of Cyrodiil armor made of literal remains of Has an statue in Bruma, in his honor. Doesn't Need Shouts to end his own battles Survives Helgen literally because of the plot andom animals Is literally known as "THE COC(K)" Can't even end his problems in Nirn, Had to end his fight on Sovngarde Can create his own spells even his horse have golden armor S----- shouts Stopped Mannimarco, the King of the F------ Worms,arguably the most well known necromancer of all time barely gets acknowledged for his deeds Imperial Dragon Armor for the Talos Worshippers Is bossed around by the remains of what the blades used to be Gets High on Hist Sap and actually slaughters everyone at Water's Edge and doesn't give a f--- Can't even make his own spells Can't worship Talos because the Empire at Skyrim is being Cucked by the Thalmor Fought alongside Dragonborn's more honorable Ancestor and literally stopped the oblivion crisis Visited literal Oblivion during his quests, doesn't need to fight in Sovngarde
Virgin Dragonborn "Chadpion" of Cyrodiil armor made of literal remains of Has an statue in Bruma, in his honor. Doesn't Need Shouts to end his own battles Survives Helgen literally because of the plot andom animals Is literally known as "THE COC(K)" Can't even end his problems in Nirn, Had to end his fight on Sovngarde Can create his own spells even his horse have golden armor S----- shouts Stopped Mannimarco, the King of the F------ Worms,arguably the most well known necromancer of all time barely gets acknowledged for his deeds Imperial Dragon Armor for the Talos Worshippers Is bossed around by the remains of what the blades used to be Gets High on Hist Sap and actually slaughters everyone at Water's Edge and doesn't give a f--- Can't even make his own spells Can't worship Talos because the Empire at Skyrim is being Cucked by the Thalmor Fought alongside Dragonborn's more honorable Ancestor and literally stopped the oblivion crisis Visited literal Oblivion during his quests, doesn't need to fight in Sovngarde

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Battlefeels Episode 29: Virgin Tryhard Vs CHAD Predator by SoraSabi

BATTLEFELS EPTSODE 29 The Virgin Tactical Tryhard Sloth lands at remote locations and avoids fair fights the entire game MUM CLOSE spends all his free time anonymously arguing on forums about games and polities nothing more exciting to him than proning in a bush for 25 minutes wearing camo cosmetics CURTAINS has memorized the formula for bullet drop on all scopes and guns any attempt at friendly conversation with him results in a passive aggressive "uh actually..." argumentative responses has a printed 'best places to loot' graph on his damp cold bedroom wall he always blames bugs, teammates, hackers or bad luck on his deaths doesn't like the battlefeels c contributes nothing positive or community or the wider world tweets death threats to productive to the gaming spams racist words in the lobby so that for a brief moment he feels powerful is proud of winning a game with only a couple of sneaky kills game develo THE CHAD APEX PREDATOR SLOTH doesn't wear armour because it makes the game too easy and ruins his bright neon style only lands at spicy drops, if no other players are there he immediately closes game, hits the gym, showers off the weakness that nearly infected him and joins a fresh new game is only playing because it's entertaining content for his millions of fans to watch only uses kar98k and melee weapons you keep inviting him to hangout- with your family, you desperately hope he'll get your sister or mother pregnant so you can be closer to him doesn't use scopes has never opened the settings menu, everything on default and game runs perfect when in squads he provides enemy location callouts from his teammates point of view, not his own game developers love him so much they divorce their spouses and abandon their kids on railwav tracks so thev can work overtime on the game to please him always moving towards the next fight at high speed using the helmets of his defeated enemies as skis only considers a game a victory if his personal kills are in double digits @RORYCOMİCS
BATTLEFELS EPTSODE 29 The Virgin Tactical Tryhard Sloth lands at remote locations and avoids fair fights the entire game MUM CLOSE spends all his free time anonymously arguing on forums about games and polities nothing more exciting to him than proning in a bush for 25 minutes wearing camo cosmetics CURTAINS has memorized the formula for bullet drop on all scopes and guns any attempt at friendly conversation with him results in a passive aggressive "uh actually..." argumentative responses has a printed 'best places to loot' graph on his damp cold bedroom wall he always blames bugs, teammates, hackers or bad luck on his deaths doesn't like the battlefeels c contributes nothing positive or community or the wider world tweets death threats to productive to the gaming spams racist words in the lobby so that for a brief moment he feels powerful is proud of winning a game with only a couple of sneaky kills game develo THE CHAD APEX PREDATOR SLOTH doesn't wear armour because it makes the game too easy and ruins his bright neon style only lands at spicy drops, if no other players are there he immediately closes game, hits the gym, showers off the weakness that nearly infected him and joins a fresh new game is only playing because it's entertaining content for his millions of fans to watch only uses kar98k and melee weapons you keep inviting him to hangout- with your family, you desperately hope he'll get your sister or mother pregnant so you can be closer to him doesn't use scopes has never opened the settings menu, everything on default and game runs perfect when in squads he provides enemy location callouts from his teammates point of view, not his own game developers love him so much they divorce their spouses and abandon their kids on railwav tracks so thev can work overtime on the game to please him always moving towards the next fight at high speed using the helmets of his defeated enemies as skis only considers a game a victory if his personal kills are in double digits @RORYCOMİCS

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Virgin dpser vs chad 4ticker by Sad_Children

Plays on Revo Particools for extra henchness Spams his kc in Raid fc hours on end looking for a bm team has never heard of sunglasses override to block out the haters as well as his action bar revo n Wears comp cape to show knowledge of game mechanics Wears default clothing and hides examine because too poor to afford cosmetics and decent armor probably spent all his money on his edate Is probably f------ your edate right now _ Only uses Dice gear, refuses to Only cape of accomplishment, not even maxed in 2017, needs the sign of lfe bonus for gwd2 trips settle for anything less yes, even his flanking switch is an SoS Literally gets on any team he wants Literally juggling weapons mid boss fight not even real particools Cant even afford virtus boots Wears hailfires to carry the rest The Virgin "DPSer" The Chad 4ticker the tes
Plays on Revo Particools for extra henchness Spams his kc in Raid fc hours on end looking for a bm team has never heard of sunglasses override to block out the haters as well as his action bar revo n Wears comp cape to show knowledge of game mechanics Wears default clothing and hides examine because too poor to afford cosmetics and decent armor probably spent all his money on his edate Is probably f------ your edate right now _ Only uses Dice gear, refuses to Only cape of accomplishment, not even maxed in 2017, needs the sign of lfe bonus for gwd2 trips settle for anything less yes, even his flanking switch is an SoS Literally gets on any team he wants Literally juggling weapons mid boss fight not even real particools Cant even afford virtus boots Wears hailfires to carry the rest The Virgin "DPSer" The Chad 4ticker the tes

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The Virgin Robert Smith vs. The Chad Morrissey by The_Chillosopher

God tier head of hair s----- unkempt hair The Virgin Robert Smith The Chad Morrissey Can pull offabeautifull falsetto whiny vocal style Forces venue restaurants to only serve vegan options at his concerts Humorous lyrics that deconstruct gender Literally eats meat just because Morrissey says not to to spite him Wears makeup and lipstick Equates animal eating to pedophael Whines when his muic is labelled as sothlk, ared of being associated with it Still touring the Cure well past their expiration date Practiced celibacy from time to time to keep his thoughts pure Autistically tried to take control of Trolls the media by constantly being vague about his sexuality Refuses to have kids becaute he regrets being born gave bandmates the silent treatment Knew to disband the Smiths at their pealk Had the audacity to fire a guy named Lol" from the band Does not pive a f--- about filtering his political opinions Has to regularly take LSD to cope with depression Successful solo career Broke his own promise of the Cure's music never being used for Is crushed on by milions of both women and men Unrivaled and dedicated fanbase Makes Disintegration and then sells out with Friday I'm In Love hates himsel for it forever Triggers everyone by being self contradictory all the time Wants to retain the identity of Britain by disallowing immigration Looks like someone's grandma now because he's almost 60 and stil keeps his trademark look Mediocre guitar player at best, never mentioned on lists of all time greats Successful AF without burdening himself with learning any instruments Anti-drugs stance
God tier head of hair s----- unkempt hair The Virgin Robert Smith The Chad Morrissey Can pull offabeautifull falsetto whiny vocal style Forces venue restaurants to only serve vegan options at his concerts Humorous lyrics that deconstruct gender Literally eats meat just because Morrissey says not to to spite him Wears makeup and lipstick Equates animal eating to pedophael Whines when his muic is labelled as sothlk, ared of being associated with it Still touring the Cure well past their expiration date Practiced celibacy from time to time to keep his thoughts pure Autistically tried to take control of Trolls the media by constantly being vague about his sexuality Refuses to have kids becaute he regrets being born gave bandmates the silent treatment Knew to disband the Smiths at their pealk Had the audacity to fire a guy named Lol" from the band Does not pive a f--- about filtering his political opinions Has to regularly take LSD to cope with depression Successful solo career Broke his own promise of the Cure's music never being used for Is crushed on by milions of both women and men Unrivaled and dedicated fanbase Makes Disintegration and then sells out with Friday I'm In Love hates himsel for it forever Triggers everyone by being self contradictory all the time Wants to retain the identity of Britain by disallowing immigration Looks like someone's grandma now because he's almost 60 and stil keeps his trademark look Mediocre guitar player at best, never mentioned on lists of all time greats Successful AF without burdening himself with learning any instruments Anti-drugs stance

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I hope nobody beat me to it. Here's the CHAD MAC vs the "Virgin Wraith" by dieItalienischer

The Virgin Wraith" THE CHAD MAC Has a full and rich vocabulary of shouts, groans and roars. The inspiration The height of male beauty, Can only communicate with adolescent shrieks shows off his body wheneverfor Wes Johnson's acting style possible Only dresses at the absolute height of fashion, which he trendsets Ugly, deformed face covered by a hood, and turns invisible so girl ghosts can't laugh at him Lays ambushes in ancient ruins, waiting centuries only to be killed in one shot High powered staff is only a status symbol, he uses his fists for real fighting So amazing, people and objects seem to cease to function around him Probably died easily, despite carrying a full pouch of healing items and armed with many protective spells Only wears cliche, practical" black robe. Is insecure about his gross green body Highly esteemed member of the Mages Guild, only need to use one spell Has never even seen a spell of heal greater wounds SILA Mastered many schools of magicka in life, only has the strength to use one spell in death Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Champion of the Arena and Daedric God of Madness. Never bothers to tell anyone Reflexes like a mountain lion, dodges traps and with ease les Able to fly but still only moves in a slow straight line Has handled large amounts of greenmote and felldew without a second of thought Only uses potions with no negative side effects Can do a complete backflip in full armor Probably never killed anyone in his life, which is why he's dead Has gone through at least 5 adoring fans, with more lining up to follow him Killed a god in 2 hits
The Virgin Wraith" THE CHAD MAC Has a full and rich vocabulary of shouts, groans and roars. The inspiration The height of male beauty, Can only communicate with adolescent shrieks shows off his body wheneverfor Wes Johnson's acting style possible Only dresses at the absolute height of fashion, which he trendsets Ugly, deformed face covered by a hood, and turns invisible so girl ghosts can't laugh at him Lays ambushes in ancient ruins, waiting centuries only to be killed in one shot High powered staff is only a status symbol, he uses his fists for real fighting So amazing, people and objects seem to cease to function around him Probably died easily, despite carrying a full pouch of healing items and armed with many protective spells Only wears cliche, practical" black robe. Is insecure about his gross green body Highly esteemed member of the Mages Guild, only need to use one spell Has never even seen a spell of heal greater wounds SILA Mastered many schools of magicka in life, only has the strength to use one spell in death Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Champion of the Arena and Daedric God of Madness. Never bothers to tell anyone Reflexes like a mountain lion, dodges traps and with ease les Able to fly but still only moves in a slow straight line Has handled large amounts of greenmote and felldew without a second of thought Only uses potions with no negative side effects Can do a complete backflip in full armor Probably never killed anyone in his life, which is why he's dead Has gone through at least 5 adoring fans, with more lining up to follow him Killed a god in 2 hits

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The Virgin Hockey vs The Chad Basketball by Biggie_cheese217

The Virgin Hockey The Chad Basketball Most of the "veterans" are asshats that hate evervbodv Exciting and instense games. Often end up with teams scoring more than 100 points All of the retired hall of famers are verv wise and gentle men Boring low scoring games Excellent posture from all the lavups he's done Can be picked up at any time of vour life Requires you to start at age 3 to get anvwhere Horrible back posture from all the bodychecks he's taken Is not a bonding activity of anv sort Creates powerful bond between friends and familv alike Keeps people of all ages occupied for hours Needs a stick. What is this World War 1? Makes everyone past the age of 10 fall asleep Needs nothing more than normal summer attire Needs a shitload of equipment Uses glorius, brightly couloured and bouncy ball Doesn't even use a ball Has a painful charred rice cake that used to be made of cow s---. Very low chance of getting into the NHL. Even lower chance of being any good in the league. Doesn't care if he makes it to the NBA. Just there for a good time Has to skate like he's a little girl Has never put on skates in his life
The Virgin Hockey The Chad Basketball Most of the "veterans" are asshats that hate evervbodv Exciting and instense games. Often end up with teams scoring more than 100 points All of the retired hall of famers are verv wise and gentle men Boring low scoring games Excellent posture from all the lavups he's done Can be picked up at any time of vour life Requires you to start at age 3 to get anvwhere Horrible back posture from all the bodychecks he's taken Is not a bonding activity of anv sort Creates powerful bond between friends and familv alike Keeps people of all ages occupied for hours Needs a stick. What is this World War 1? Makes everyone past the age of 10 fall asleep Needs nothing more than normal summer attire Needs a shitload of equipment Uses glorius, brightly couloured and bouncy ball Doesn't even use a ball Has a painful charred rice cake that used to be made of cow s---. Very low chance of getting into the NHL. Even lower chance of being any good in the league. Doesn't care if he makes it to the NBA. Just there for a good time Has to skate like he's a little girl Has never put on skates in his life

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