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God tier head of hair s----- unkempt hair The Virgin Robert Smith The Chad Morrissey Can pull offabeautifull falsetto whiny vocal style Forces venue restaurants to only serve vegan options at his concerts Humorous lyrics that deconstruct gender Literally eats meat just because Morrissey says not to to spite him Wears makeup and lipstick Equates animal eating to pedophael Whines when his muic is labelled as sothlk, ared of being associated with it Still touring the Cure well past their expiration date Practiced celibacy from time to time to keep his thoughts pure Autistically tried to take control of Trolls the media by constantly being vague about his sexuality Refuses to have kids becaute he regrets being born gave bandmates the silent treatment Knew to disband the Smiths at their pealk Had the audacity to fire a guy named Lol" from the band Does not pive a f--- about filtering his political opinions Has to regularly take LSD to cope with depression Successful solo career Broke his own promise of the Cure's music never being used for Is crushed on by milions of both women and men Unrivaled and dedicated fanbase Makes Disintegration and then sells out with Friday I'm In Love hates himsel for it forever Triggers everyone by being self contradictory all the time Wants to retain the identity of Britain by disallowing immigration Looks like someone's grandma now because he's almost 60 and stil keeps his trademark look Mediocre guitar player at best, never mentioned on lists of all time greats Successful AF without burdening himself with learning any instruments Anti-drugs stance

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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I hope nobody beat me to it. Here's the CHAD MAC vs the "Virgin Wraith" by dieItalienischer

The Virgin Wraith" THE CHAD MAC Has a full and rich vocabulary of shouts, groans and roars. The inspiration The height of male beauty, Can only communicate with adolescent shrieks shows off his body wheneverfor Wes Johnson's acting style possible Only dresses at the absolute height of fashion, which he trendsets Ugly, deformed face covered by a hood, and turns invisible so girl ghosts can't laugh at him Lays ambushes in ancient ruins, waiting centuries only to be killed in one shot High powered staff is only a status symbol, he uses his fists for real fighting So amazing, people and objects seem to cease to function around him Probably died easily, despite carrying a full pouch of healing items and armed with many protective spells Only wears cliche, practical" black robe. Is insecure about his gross green body Highly esteemed member of the Mages Guild, only need to use one spell Has never even seen a spell of heal greater wounds SILA Mastered many schools of magicka in life, only has the strength to use one spell in death Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Champion of the Arena and Daedric God of Madness. Never bothers to tell anyone Reflexes like a mountain lion, dodges traps and with ease les Able to fly but still only moves in a slow straight line Has handled large amounts of greenmote and felldew without a second of thought Only uses potions with no negative side effects Can do a complete backflip in full armor Probably never killed anyone in his life, which is why he's dead Has gone through at least 5 adoring fans, with more lining up to follow him Killed a god in 2 hits

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The Virgin Hockey vs The Chad Basketball by Biggie_cheese217

The Virgin Hockey The Chad Basketball Most of the "veterans" are asshats that hate evervbodv Exciting and instense games. Often end up with teams scoring more than 100 points All of the retired hall of famers are verv wise and gentle men Boring low scoring games Excellent posture from all the lavups he's done Can be picked up at any time of vour life Requires you to start at age 3 to get anvwhere Horrible back posture from all the bodychecks he's taken Is not a bonding activity of anv sort Creates powerful bond between friends and familv alike Keeps people of all ages occupied for hours Needs a stick. What is this World War 1? Makes everyone past the age of 10 fall asleep Needs nothing more than normal summer attire Needs a shitload of equipment Uses glorius, brightly couloured and bouncy ball Doesn't even use a ball Has a painful charred rice cake that used to be made of cow s---. Very low chance of getting into the NHL. Even lower chance of being any good in the league. Doesn't care if he makes it to the NBA. Just there for a good time Has to skate like he's a little girl Has never put on skates in his life

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Virgin roleplayer vs CHAD PVP GOD by www4

Spends all his HQ on a vending machine no one even buys from him er farmed; doesn't even know Virgin Roleplayer Has nev what a node is Bears are too afraid to attack him Tries to help nakeds, they kill him with their rocks Roams with all his sulfur and metal frags because no one will kill him anyway Spends most of his time farming Enjoys drawing d---- on paintings Has few s--- guns, too afraid to bring them out Thinks the crossbow nerf needed to happen Goes to an airdrop solely to kill other players, doesn't need the loot When approached by anyone starts begging for his life instantly Always plays solo because no one wants him in his group Only uses voice chat to insult inferior players Can play as a lone wolf or with other chads His base is literally a brick with 20 layers of honeycomb Has never even seen an airdrop Cares about aesthetics when building, his house gets raided on the first day His mighty c--- can be effectively used as a weapon Garry gave him a small penis for a reason Despawns all his loot at the end of the day to piss off offline raiders Didn't put anything on his feet since the frog boots have been removed

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Virgin beta VS CHAD ALPHA by RideTheDark

The virgin beta THE CHAD ALPHA used for lesser status males and animals used for the strongest males and animals name derived Name derived from hebrew word for house from hebrew word for leader second letter of the greek alphabet first letter of the greek alphabet always comes first for pretty much everything almost always comes after alpha

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The Virgin Alpha vs the Chad Soi Boi by Chadrich

THE VIRGIN "ALPHA MALE THE CHAD "SoI B0I"

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the virgin kira vs the chad DIO by Rohan_0ge

Deddy hasut "The Virgin Villain"| THE CHAD Villain phsig.es Likes hearts wang doteoted try Koich Does ot register te of others at ai Has only touched woman he has illed Seft swracht Little ammavemen Firm masculine arms Hand kink eay terse paey Can f--- any ㄩ woman he wants Bonus Erections from paineng Has a teder profte Has a massive c--- MANDATORY Screams a lot boring sun Bullieslttle kids thicc stand is a c

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Chad Alpha Particle vs Virgin Beta by arcticccc

-Hates crowds so much he exceeds speed of light when in one -Source of important coolant -Steals electrons from others -Has nobel relatives -Picked on by big atoms -Repulsive to other elecrons -Gets high with his electrons -Is nothing special chad virgin -Killed russian secret service officer

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virgin alive vs chad dead

Is eternally resting, free of life's BS Is slaying p---- in heaven Wouldn't die cause he's a risk-avoiding p---- Has to deal with the struggles of life daily Mourned by Stacies everywhere His life are meaninglesS anyway Most people barely care about him Helps fertilizing plants to help the environment Is contributing to overpopulation CHAD Everyone remembers him fondly and misses him Probably died heroically Virgin Alive Chad Dead

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Virgin Wagecage vs Chad Power Loader

The vigin wagecageTM The Chad P-5000 Power Loader 420 Made by Weyland, Co. then Caterpillar, Inc 424 410 Built in flamethrower for when someone gets in your grill made by Amazon Two heavy duty vise grips lift upto 4,000 kg. 417 402 412 has the lock on the outside only for use in Amazon "Fullfilment Centers?M' 408 414 Travels around single puny claw hand 426 space with the USMC ensures driver's virginity 404 Protects little girls from alien she-bitches 418 418 422 104 422 Fully bipedal for all terrain capabilities crummy wheels 422

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The Virgin Mist vs The Chadbiter

HE VIRGIN RED cheesing involves a MIST KILLING SPREE s----- bunker and a disabled employee HE CHAD ARBITER AKA FACILITY DESTROYER uses actual unique and original weapons and more dangerous than EGO cheesing machine broke defeating her phases only makes her more vulnerable cheesing makes her easier thar tiphereth the reason why people dont get to day 50 without casualites weapons any idiot employee can get acces to actual skill is required to beat got killed by a goth who didn 't have any weapons. only managed to kill her via a cheap shot. ~gets abnormalities to do the work for her makes the manager focus on two things at once needs 7 EGO to even becomea threat actual interesting character with strong points. only thing she knows is killing lives to kill abnormalities, takes 2x damage from them cant even chase employees, only confined to main rooms. aka NEET interesting mechanics besides "i smash thing extra hard 5 kills before anyone even reached her

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Gilgamesh vs Reinhard

Glorious golden locks, has intimidated gravity into keeping them afloat the virgin gilgamesh Spiky short hair, probably uses gel to keep it up His mere presence kills His mere presence annoys Wears tacky golden armor to flaunt his wealth Possesses all weapons in existence wields all of them ineptly Is Gold itself Needs only one weapon to end all his enemies to Nazi for Hitler Hides his cowardice behind smug superiority Lives to fight, and would happily be defeated Dies a true man, congratulating his enemy for their grand feat Focuses on chasing a single woman, still fails Dies a whiny boy Impregnates women unconciously Has probably already f----- his bishie BFF in all possible timelines Will never f--- his bishie BFF

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The Virgin النيزك/Nayzak vs The Chad Vinson " Bleedman " Ngo

The Virgin NavzakHe's a Anti-semitic Doesen't matter if he's a Christian Accused of being The Chad Bleedmarn Infidelphobic, Christohobic and Homophobic Hate artist who supports Forced conversion of Non Muslims to Islam P-------- even he wasn't and it was Shadman/Shadbase was! Is a muslim nS01n Proud Filipino from NGO He loves Freedom & Democracy, Freedom of Seech, Freedom of Expression and even Freedom of Religion. Hates autoritarianism. Hates Reckless driving motherf ckers and A Weeaboo artist Well respected by Anime, cartoon, Videogaming and most of the Comicbook fans of DC & Marvel but hated by SJWs, Commies and Weebs rom Malavsia Claims that Sharia-Law can be applied to both Muslims and non- Muslims even that law is the most oppressive law that supports Human- rights violation. drivers who drives on the opposite lane. Supports President Duterte Only Respected by SJWs, Commies, AntiFa, anti- Semites and fellow Jihadists on the internet. Will draw Disney characters anytime he He prefer celebrates all kinds Holidays especially Christmas,Valentines Day, Halloween & Has never heared of Anti-Semitism Claims that Disney He was so talented, Even the Cartoon Network wants to hire him but scrapped the plan because he was Perverted according to his haters Prefers to celebrate supports Israel As he wants Israel to ceased to exist and replaced by Palestine Islamic Holidays but hates non-Islamic holidavs because he declares fatwa on them pril Fools day Doesen't matter if it's Paganic nor Christian. Wasted his talents for his Accepts any criticism except Bullying. Comment section are always opened and he will answer your Comments, Suggestions and questions as well own Bigotry Disables the comment section on his Deviation artworks at DeviantArt to avoid criticism. and saying it is actually " PAGANIC" Doesen't matter if he draws Jesus Christ, the son of God aka the Chad Messiah. Because any depictions are A-OK! because l ain't gonna kill you brah. He wants peace, love, acceptance, tolerance and solitude in his society Claimly a devoted Muslim drawing artworks in Anime-styled, but in a bigoted way and suporting Terrorists as well Typically a Terrorist sympathyzer and willing to see the world dominated by the so- called " Religion of Peace". Criticizing his Religion is considered " Racist" even Islam is not a Race He wants World Peace and No HATE on everyone especially what Race, Ethnicity nor Religion

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Robert Smith vs. The Chad Morrissey by The_Chillosopher

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God tier head of hair s----- unkempt hair The Virgin Robert Smith The Chad Morrissey Can pull offabeautifull falsetto whiny vocal style Forces venue restaurants to only serve vegan options at his concerts Humorous lyrics that deconstruct gender Literally eats meat just because Morrissey says not to to spite him Wears makeup and lipstick Equates animal eating to pedophael Whines when his muic is labelled as sothlk, ared of being associated with it Still touring the Cure well past their expiration date Practiced celibacy from time to time to keep his thoughts pure Autistically tried to take control of Trolls the media by constantly being vague about his sexuality Refuses to have kids becaute he regrets being born gave bandmates the silent treatment Knew to disband the Smiths at their pealk Had the audacity to fire a guy named Lol" from the band Does not pive a f--- about filtering his political opinions Has to regularly take LSD to cope with depression Successful solo career Broke his own promise of the Cure's music never being used for Is crushed on by milions of both women and men Unrivaled and dedicated fanbase Makes Disintegration and then sells out with Friday I'm In Love hates himsel for it forever Triggers everyone by being self contradictory all the time Wants to retain the identity of Britain by disallowing immigration Looks like someone's grandma now because he's almost 60 and stil keeps his trademark look Mediocre guitar player at best, never mentioned on lists of all time greats Successful AF without burdening himself with learning any instruments Anti-drugs stance

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