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The Chad Guys and the Virgin Britbong by TheCuckTendies

The Chad Guys The Virgin Britbong Banned from twitter for making fun of midgets "Looks like Autism runs in the family." Calls everyone a n-----, doesnt even give a f--- yo 5'4" manlet No friends Patchy beard cant grow facial hair - fuuck Autistic C--- on his tummy Eats meatball subs "Can i fap to them?" baby joint (as confirmed by ex)
The Chad Guys The Virgin Britbong Banned from twitter for making fun of midgets "Looks like Autism runs in the family." Calls everyone a n-----, doesnt even give a f--- yo 5'4" manlet No friends Patchy beard cant grow facial hair - fuuck Autistic C--- on his tummy Eats meatball subs "Can i fap to them?" baby joint (as confirmed by ex)

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The virgin bike vs the chad unicycle by BasileusJustinian

The Virgin Bike THE CHAD UNICYCLE Knows he won't crash helmet is unnesecarv Has never seen a brake in his life "I'm doing my part to stay green" >can't afford a car Scared of crashing: wears a helmet and leggings Can't balance - slouches over to grab handlebar Upright posture from perfect balance Cars hate him as much as he hates cars Admired by onlookers Has to yield to both pedestrians and motorists Pedestrians glady give way to him, understanding he won't stop BIKES Aesthetic and simple Bike weighs more than he does esign On his way to play basketball with his bros Bom BS Biking was the only sport he was athletic enough for
The Virgin Bike THE CHAD UNICYCLE Knows he won't crash helmet is unnesecarv Has never seen a brake in his life "I'm doing my part to stay green" >can't afford a car Scared of crashing: wears a helmet and leggings Can't balance - slouches over to grab handlebar Upright posture from perfect balance Cars hate him as much as he hates cars Admired by onlookers Has to yield to both pedestrians and motorists Pedestrians glady give way to him, understanding he won't stop BIKES Aesthetic and simple Bike weighs more than he does esign On his way to play basketball with his bros Bom BS Biking was the only sport he was athletic enough for

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Virgin Yoshi vs Chad Lucas

Ragequits when taunted against Ugly and bald "The Virgin Yoshi" "The Chad Lucas" Regularily uses unfamiliar characters to challenge himself and to keep the game fun Uses only the same old character because he doesn't have the skill to get good with more than one Uses the moves that he's not good with to learn how to use that particular character better Only plays with the best internet connection. But will still beat any player on any laggy connection to teach them a lesson Constantly gets into an egg because he's a p---- and avoids all conflict If the match is going badly he'll try as hard as he can to land neutral b and get his opponent off the edge Grinds new players into the dust with no hint of remorse Never ventures off the stage, instead only uses up special for edge guarding Enjoys the challenge of encountering arn opponent more experienced than himself and will stay until the other player leaves to better himself and his skills Slender body "It builds character" Doesn't upgrade his horrible internet plan so that when he loses he can blame on the lag "PK Gunshow Has never even heard of using a shield Taunts when winning after 16 straight matches of losing the nair is his most feared move The most perfect hair you have ever seen 160 FPS of glorious perfection Constantly uses flutter kick to build up damage easily Leaves immediately after to avoid inevitably losing Taunts after every move Edge guards using only the snake whilest in the air Covers groinal cavity 3 FPS of animation Extremely tight shorts to show off bulge
Ragequits when taunted against Ugly and bald "The Virgin Yoshi" "The Chad Lucas" Regularily uses unfamiliar characters to challenge himself and to keep the game fun Uses only the same old character because he doesn't have the skill to get good with more than one Uses the moves that he's not good with to learn how to use that particular character better Only plays with the best internet connection. But will still beat any player on any laggy connection to teach them a lesson Constantly gets into an egg because he's a p---- and avoids all conflict If the match is going badly he'll try as hard as he can to land neutral b and get his opponent off the edge Grinds new players into the dust with no hint of remorse Never ventures off the stage, instead only uses up special for edge guarding Enjoys the challenge of encountering arn opponent more experienced than himself and will stay until the other player leaves to better himself and his skills Slender body "It builds character" Doesn't upgrade his horrible internet plan so that when he loses he can blame on the lag "PK Gunshow Has never even heard of using a shield Taunts when winning after 16 straight matches of losing the nair is his most feared move The most perfect hair you have ever seen 160 FPS of glorious perfection Constantly uses flutter kick to build up damage easily Leaves immediately after to avoid inevitably losing Taunts after every move Edge guards using only the snake whilest in the air Covers groinal cavity 3 FPS of animation Extremely tight shorts to show off bulge

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The Virgin Family Guy vs The Chad South Park by Biggie_cheese217

The Chad South Park The Virgin Family Guy Relies on cut-aways for any comedy Bashes several modern situations and gets away with it Makes fun of Family Guy for using cut-aways Tries to cache in on modern situations but fails Has always been cared for by team Creator is begging for the show to end Creators want to keep the show going until CC cancels it Has been milked for 8 years Only good for background noise Good in literally any situation Follows typical miserable family and can't make it work Follows a bunch of f------ middle schoolers and makes it work Limited by Fox and Disney standards Not limited by Fox and Disney in any way Deemed a dead show Still going strong Not a single character is likeable Way too many likeable Cancelled twice Never cancelled Most people who prefer it are miserable Ridiculed by internet for how bad it has gotten People who prefer it are men of culture Praised by the internet for good quality Untalented and bland voice acting Voice acting never fails to amuse
The Chad South Park The Virgin Family Guy Relies on cut-aways for any comedy Bashes several modern situations and gets away with it Makes fun of Family Guy for using cut-aways Tries to cache in on modern situations but fails Has always been cared for by team Creator is begging for the show to end Creators want to keep the show going until CC cancels it Has been milked for 8 years Only good for background noise Good in literally any situation Follows typical miserable family and can't make it work Follows a bunch of f------ middle schoolers and makes it work Limited by Fox and Disney standards Not limited by Fox and Disney in any way Deemed a dead show Still going strong Not a single character is likeable Way too many likeable Cancelled twice Never cancelled Most people who prefer it are miserable Ridiculed by internet for how bad it has gotten People who prefer it are men of culture Praised by the internet for good quality Untalented and bland voice acting Voice acting never fails to amuse

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Wil Wheaton vs. Wil Willis

can't pick a hair color The virgin wil wheaton the chad wil willis was an army ranger was so annoying as a character even saving the ship multiple times couldn't save his role continually complains about not being the lead on an ensemble tv show fantastic hair host of two television shows doesn't realize his beard - fulfills the kids in the hall sketch reference of puffy, compromising face was an air force OUCH pararescueman generally has wrong opinions yells at people and they make knives for him says he'll help you move but doesn't show up probably saved the world a bunch of times but can't talk about it had a usenet group dedicated to people who hated his character doesn't play tabletop games would probably help you move
can't pick a hair color The virgin wil wheaton the chad wil willis was an army ranger was so annoying as a character even saving the ship multiple times couldn't save his role continually complains about not being the lead on an ensemble tv show fantastic hair host of two television shows doesn't realize his beard - fulfills the kids in the hall sketch reference of puffy, compromising face was an air force OUCH pararescueman generally has wrong opinions yells at people and they make knives for him says he'll help you move but doesn't show up probably saved the world a bunch of times but can't talk about it had a usenet group dedicated to people who hated his character doesn't play tabletop games would probably help you move

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Virgin Apple Juice vs. Chad Orange Juice

dehydrated because water excess water keeps chad hydrateed is removed muscles toned from squeezing too sweet, probably contains sweetners oranges to make juice TESCO ORANGE JUICE requires more apples to make Iceland muscles weak because apples are processsed OucH PURE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE citrus from orange is rich in vitamin C thus inherently better constipated from lack of fibre content 5 e1 litre electrolytes raise chads masculine energy
dehydrated because water excess water keeps chad hydrateed is removed muscles toned from squeezing too sweet, probably contains sweetners oranges to make juice TESCO ORANGE JUICE requires more apples to make Iceland muscles weak because apples are processsed OucH PURE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE citrus from orange is rich in vitamin C thus inherently better constipated from lack of fibre content 5 e1 litre electrolytes raise chads masculine energy

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The Virgin Moctezuma vs Chad Hernan Cortes

VIRGIN MOCTEZUMA CHAD HERNAN CORTES Great military leader Unpopular with his people, he was killed by them in Tenochtitlan Liberated many indigenous peoples who were oppressed by Aztec rule Superior steel armor Big heavy shield that breaks obsidian weapons Crappy shield, useless against spanish steel weapons Though Cortes was a god /小 With few soldiers he defeated a large Aztec army in Otumba Heathen- Weak obsidian javelin Devoted Christian
VIRGIN MOCTEZUMA CHAD HERNAN CORTES Great military leader Unpopular with his people, he was killed by them in Tenochtitlan Liberated many indigenous peoples who were oppressed by Aztec rule Superior steel armor Big heavy shield that breaks obsidian weapons Crappy shield, useless against spanish steel weapons Though Cortes was a god /小 With few soldiers he defeated a large Aztec army in Otumba Heathen- Weak obsidian javelin Devoted Christian

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the virgin jigsaw THE CHAD HOFFMAN Goes on spergy nihilistic rants to people who don't care Views killing as "distasteful" but is fine with maiming people psychologically and physically No qualms with killing people, games are purposely unwinnable, not a hypocrite like John Carried out an elaborate cat and mouse game with Strahm, winning it in the end Moralfag Stabbed a bunch of cops to death in seconds Ass cancer spread to his brain Stabs detective with faggy Assassin's Creed blade and runs away Roastie destroyer Jigsaw's best apprentice Avenges his sister after she was Enacts revenge after a accident that made him lose his child, yet scrutinizes one of his subjects for doing the same Married to a roastie murdered
the virgin jigsaw THE CHAD HOFFMAN Goes on spergy nihilistic rants to people who don't care Views killing as "distasteful" but is fine with maiming people psychologically and physically No qualms with killing people, games are purposely unwinnable, not a hypocrite like John Carried out an elaborate cat and mouse game with Strahm, winning it in the end Moralfag Stabbed a bunch of cops to death in seconds Ass cancer spread to his brain Stabs detective with faggy Assassin's Creed blade and runs away Roastie destroyer Jigsaw's best apprentice Avenges his sister after she was Enacts revenge after a accident that made him lose his child, yet scrutinizes one of his subjects for doing the same Married to a roastie murdered

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Virgin PS4 vs Chad PS1 by Momentanius

BAD VOICEACTING, STILL MEMORABLE AS F--- HAS SOME OF THE GREATEST CLASSICS IN VIDEO-GAME HISTORY 300000 GB OF UPDATES EVERYTIME YOU START THE DAMN THING MOST TRIPLE-A GAMES ARE CORRIDOR SHOOTERS OR BRAWLERS DIE MONSTER BEAUTIFUL COLOR, AND MEMORABLE DESIGN GAMES FULL OF MICROTRANSACTIONS SAYS PS4 EXCLUSIVES ARE THE BEST, BUT SECRETLY WANTS TO PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA AND HALO 5 1S SLOWLY ABANDONING PHYSICAL COPIES, INDIE GAMES DON'T EVEN GET A PHYSICAL COPY NOONLINE CONNECTION GET YOUR CHAD FRIENDS TO İCEREN 3 BADASS STARTUP SOUND PLAY! NO MICROTRANSACTIONS, HAD TO PLAY TO UNLOCK EVEN YOUR MOM KNOWS THE OLD PLAYSTA TION UGLY SHADES OF COLOR STAYS ON YOUR SHELF WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES ON YOUR PC STUFF PRO VERSION IS FIGHTING AGAINST THE VIRGIN SWITCH AND X-BONES DOESN'T HAVE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS FOUGHT AGAINST THE CHAD N64 AS FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
BAD VOICEACTING, STILL MEMORABLE AS F--- HAS SOME OF THE GREATEST CLASSICS IN VIDEO-GAME HISTORY 300000 GB OF UPDATES EVERYTIME YOU START THE DAMN THING MOST TRIPLE-A GAMES ARE CORRIDOR SHOOTERS OR BRAWLERS DIE MONSTER BEAUTIFUL COLOR, AND MEMORABLE DESIGN GAMES FULL OF MICROTRANSACTIONS SAYS PS4 EXCLUSIVES ARE THE BEST, BUT SECRETLY WANTS TO PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA AND HALO 5 1S SLOWLY ABANDONING PHYSICAL COPIES, INDIE GAMES DON'T EVEN GET A PHYSICAL COPY NOONLINE CONNECTION GET YOUR CHAD FRIENDS TO İCEREN 3 BADASS STARTUP SOUND PLAY! NO MICROTRANSACTIONS, HAD TO PLAY TO UNLOCK EVEN YOUR MOM KNOWS THE OLD PLAYSTA TION UGLY SHADES OF COLOR STAYS ON YOUR SHELF WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES ON YOUR PC STUFF PRO VERSION IS FIGHTING AGAINST THE VIRGIN SWITCH AND X-BONES DOESN'T HAVE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS FOUGHT AGAINST THE CHAD N64 AS FINAL FANTASY TACTICS

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Virgin Pro Controller VS Chad Joycons

Plays like any other generic console gamer. Pretends to care about gyro Can tilt, mash, shake, crank, use as a remote, and all kinds of other s---. An adaptive monster Immersed from outside movement and The Virgin Pro Controller / "THE CHAD JOYCONS" Head craned forward at the TV as it's the only way to be immersed actions he makes Billions of friends/co- workers to hang out with Makes more people interested in gamingn Looks below parallel Local play for days Throws the controller at the TV in rage Only plays online multiplayer God wriststraps prevent any accidents Has no friends for any reason to get more controllers from happening Billions of First-Party colours and combinations Considers people he met online has "friends" Back slouched from mostly playing docked Spent $280 just to get four controllers that he can use Arms constantly waggling in confident, unpredictable ways for other virgin Pro Controllers Stiff, straight arms Intentionally slaps and batters everyone with OUCH Will play the s--- out of Smash with the bad boys Little arm movement Struggles to find comfortable hand Joycons Quickly snaps in two when making large quick movements form Hands always prepared to slide the Joycons off the switch and give it to a friend Immediately cramps upon holding small Back is so straight from playing outside of his house all the time in Handheld and Tabletop objects Will abandon for a Gamecube controller Zero good First-Party colours $70 to get all he needs Carries the f--- out of the Joycons in his pockets when Smash arrives Has to carry a bag just to take the f------ with him Hogs the good controller to himself, and make his non-existent friends use the crappy Joycons Makes everyone use single Joycon to be a true bro and equal Excited to have another game to play locally, dedicated to Chads like him Pro 1 Will never have a Switch commericial experience Switch commericials are based on HIS experiences Seethes at Super Mario Party Infinite Joy-
Plays like any other generic console gamer. Pretends to care about gyro Can tilt, mash, shake, crank, use as a remote, and all kinds of other s---. An adaptive monster Immersed from outside movement and The Virgin Pro Controller / "THE CHAD JOYCONS" Head craned forward at the TV as it's the only way to be immersed actions he makes Billions of friends/co- workers to hang out with Makes more people interested in gamingn Looks below parallel Local play for days Throws the controller at the TV in rage Only plays online multiplayer God wriststraps prevent any accidents Has no friends for any reason to get more controllers from happening Billions of First-Party colours and combinations Considers people he met online has "friends" Back slouched from mostly playing docked Spent $280 just to get four controllers that he can use Arms constantly waggling in confident, unpredictable ways for other virgin Pro Controllers Stiff, straight arms Intentionally slaps and batters everyone with OUCH Will play the s--- out of Smash with the bad boys Little arm movement Struggles to find comfortable hand Joycons Quickly snaps in two when making large quick movements form Hands always prepared to slide the Joycons off the switch and give it to a friend Immediately cramps upon holding small Back is so straight from playing outside of his house all the time in Handheld and Tabletop objects Will abandon for a Gamecube controller Zero good First-Party colours $70 to get all he needs Carries the f--- out of the Joycons in his pockets when Smash arrives Has to carry a bag just to take the f------ with him Hogs the good controller to himself, and make his non-existent friends use the crappy Joycons Makes everyone use single Joycon to be a true bro and equal Excited to have another game to play locally, dedicated to Chads like him Pro 1 Will never have a Switch commericial experience Switch commericials are based on HIS experiences Seethes at Super Mario Party Infinite Joy-

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Male Feminist versus Roosh V

The Virgin Male Feminist The Chad Roosh V. Makes s----- blog posts and unfunny web comics white-knighting women whining about their oppression Makes millions duping autistic incels into thinking his s----- dating advice will get them laid Fat, frumpy, sweaty, balding pasty-skinned loser Handsome, metrosexual sand-n----- descended from the Persian Empire Doesn't have a cuckoldry fetish; still lets his "wife" sleep Thinks embracing feminism gives him a free pass to be a creepy sexual predator. with other guys OUCH ! Cops find 50 gigs of CP and scat p--- on his hard drive while investigating r--- allegations against him Cucks male feminists and gets their blue-haired girlfriends pregnant. Makes enough money from his PUA courses to pay child support. Hates both feminists and MRAs equally S---- on gamers because they're the only people in the world capable of making him feel superior Jerks off to BBWs "Real men like meat." Has never seen p--- in his life Empowers" women by tricking them into starring in hardcore p--- flicks with him Understands that women are just pieces of meat for sticking his penis into and they don't warrant "empowerment" Accuses tech companies of promoting r--- culture to hide the fact that he's an actual r-----. Actually honest about the fact that he basically wants to r--- women Gets drunk and gropes an unsuspecting woman at a Gets drunk at a party and slays p---- party
The Virgin Male Feminist The Chad Roosh V. Makes s----- blog posts and unfunny web comics white-knighting women whining about their oppression Makes millions duping autistic incels into thinking his s----- dating advice will get them laid Fat, frumpy, sweaty, balding pasty-skinned loser Handsome, metrosexual sand-n----- descended from the Persian Empire Doesn't have a cuckoldry fetish; still lets his "wife" sleep Thinks embracing feminism gives him a free pass to be a creepy sexual predator. with other guys OUCH ! Cops find 50 gigs of CP and scat p--- on his hard drive while investigating r--- allegations against him Cucks male feminists and gets their blue-haired girlfriends pregnant. Makes enough money from his PUA courses to pay child support. Hates both feminists and MRAs equally S---- on gamers because they're the only people in the world capable of making him feel superior Jerks off to BBWs "Real men like meat." Has never seen p--- in his life Empowers" women by tricking them into starring in hardcore p--- flicks with him Understands that women are just pieces of meat for sticking his penis into and they don't warrant "empowerment" Accuses tech companies of promoting r--- culture to hide the fact that he's an actual r-----. Actually honest about the fact that he basically wants to r--- women Gets drunk and gropes an unsuspecting woman at a Gets drunk at a party and slays p---- party

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Virgin scientist vs Chad professor by CollectivePsychosis

the virgin scientist HE CHAD PROFESSOR Always cheerful always moody Good news, everyone! no respect for life Has his own business hates his parallel Frequently bangs the most powerful woman in the universe Hangs out with a cool space lobster has met biblical figures but s still a reddit style atheist mooches off his doughter Large, iconic spaceship that can make the universe revolve around it Gets along with parallel professor hangs out with a child creates doomsday devices by accident gay little UFO Saved the world countless times Mourns when people die runs like a bitch when things get out of hand Creates doomsday devices on purpose Voodoo, Atheism。
the virgin scientist HE CHAD PROFESSOR Always cheerful always moody Good news, everyone! no respect for life Has his own business hates his parallel Frequently bangs the most powerful woman in the universe Hangs out with a cool space lobster has met biblical figures but s still a reddit style atheist mooches off his doughter Large, iconic spaceship that can make the universe revolve around it Gets along with parallel professor hangs out with a child creates doomsday devices by accident gay little UFO Saved the world countless times Mourns when people die runs like a bitch when things get out of hand Creates doomsday devices on purpose Voodoo, Atheism。

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Level 3 helmet he found in a hed Uses discord for team chat The Virgin Strategist THE CHAD STRIDE Level 1 helmet Eyes that see you through walls Does not know there is a crouch functi Outside, eyes scanning horizon for threats moves to white circle immediately Smells fear constant war cry while murdering your squad Always finds a gun before you do Indoors, Eyes lowered in search of ammo and l 1 backpack No backpack, not weapon mods needed Kar98 and M16A4 No pistol, no melee weapon Level 2 vest Participates in "The Snake" during warmup Always finishes off downed enemies Loaded P1911 with 30 rounds Leaves every door opern SMG mods just in case just in case S12k and a crossbow Avoids buildings with open doors Pan for protection Drops at Pochinki, Military Base, Prison, school, or Georgopol every Picks up every grenade just in case Only picks up frag grenades time 5 first aid, 3 energy drinks, 3 pills, 20 bandages Closes doors when entering a building Only drives cars to get Never the first to see a gun No clothes between cities Flees red zone Skirt bought for $500 Twitch streaming despite no viewers Legs never stop sprinting Goes into every house Always wins a fight even though you saw him first Follows planes for crate drops away from cities to avoid conflict drops Hits white zone simultaneously with blue zone Spends warmup punching women and black people Sneaks around urban areas listening for footsteps High tops Ditches vehicles halfway through because they're loud
Level 3 helmet he found in a hed Uses discord for team chat The Virgin Strategist THE CHAD STRIDE Level 1 helmet Eyes that see you through walls Does not know there is a crouch functi Outside, eyes scanning horizon for threats moves to white circle immediately Smells fear constant war cry while murdering your squad Always finds a gun before you do Indoors, Eyes lowered in search of ammo and l 1 backpack No backpack, not weapon mods needed Kar98 and M16A4 No pistol, no melee weapon Level 2 vest Participates in "The Snake" during warmup Always finishes off downed enemies Loaded P1911 with 30 rounds Leaves every door opern SMG mods just in case just in case S12k and a crossbow Avoids buildings with open doors Pan for protection Drops at Pochinki, Military Base, Prison, school, or Georgopol every Picks up every grenade just in case Only picks up frag grenades time 5 first aid, 3 energy drinks, 3 pills, 20 bandages Closes doors when entering a building Only drives cars to get Never the first to see a gun No clothes between cities Flees red zone Skirt bought for $500 Twitch streaming despite no viewers Legs never stop sprinting Goes into every house Always wins a fight even though you saw him first Follows planes for crate drops away from cities to avoid conflict drops Hits white zone simultaneously with blue zone Spends warmup punching women and black people Sneaks around urban areas listening for footsteps High tops Ditches vehicles halfway through because they're loud

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Virgin president vs Coup d'Chad by No.2106969

The virgin president The coup d'chad Elected democratically S----- suit Takes power by destroying s--- Makes everything he doesnt like illegal Is scared of the british Kills himself like a p---- Friend of Thatcher, never went to jail Tries to appeal to 14 year olds because they are the only ones who fall for his commie b------- Dies in his bed knowing he saved his country Doesn't try to appeal to anyone, will throw people who disagree with him from helicopters Is too scared to change the constitution Great and aesthetically pleasing military outfit
The virgin president The coup d'chad Elected democratically S----- suit Takes power by destroying s--- Makes everything he doesnt like illegal Is scared of the british Kills himself like a p---- Friend of Thatcher, never went to jail Tries to appeal to 14 year olds because they are the only ones who fall for his commie b------- Dies in his bed knowing he saved his country Doesn't try to appeal to anyone, will throw people who disagree with him from helicopters Is too scared to change the constitution Great and aesthetically pleasing military outfit

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Classic Simon is the best Simon

The Virgin Chronicles Belmont THE CHAD ULTIMATE SIMON Ginger Subhuman Filth A---- Master Race Dead eyes _ Forehead covered with bangs Amazingly sharp cheekbones Determined Eyes Metalli Headband Metal forearm wrist gauntlets. Has the build of a gay orn star What cheekbones? Has the build of a warrior Dresses like a washed up 80's glam rock star Dresses like a barbarian hero. Base whip is metal with a flail at the end. Effeminite fingerless gloves You can't even see his sword from this angle Unnecessary long sword, so original, not. Base whip is a simple BDSM like whip made of leather _ Ready for battle pose Gay Pride March pose. Manly hunting boots. ay high heel boots.
The Virgin Chronicles Belmont THE CHAD ULTIMATE SIMON Ginger Subhuman Filth A---- Master Race Dead eyes _ Forehead covered with bangs Amazingly sharp cheekbones Determined Eyes Metalli Headband Metal forearm wrist gauntlets. Has the build of a gay orn star What cheekbones? Has the build of a warrior Dresses like a washed up 80's glam rock star Dresses like a barbarian hero. Base whip is metal with a flail at the end. Effeminite fingerless gloves You can't even see his sword from this angle Unnecessary long sword, so original, not. Base whip is a simple BDSM like whip made of leather _ Ready for battle pose Gay Pride March pose. Manly hunting boots. ay high heel boots.

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The Virgin Critic vs The Chad Nerd by CineArma

The Virgin Critic The Chad Nerd has any encyclopedic knowledge of classic horror and practical effects in film Still has a full head of hair is bald has a first year college film major's understading of film yet claims to be an authority Only employs one close friend to run the channel whos reputation is so good he can show off his 10 inch c--- and get away with it needs a staff of poorly treated creators to make content for him Needs to use a prop gun to feel more masculine has a pocket protector to protect pens that he never uses, keeping them in pristine condition praises SJW shilled dumpster fires like the 2016 Ghostbusters refuses to watch SJW garbage like 2016 Ghostbusters and won't budge in the face of public pressure has no children has 2 beautiful daughters has never made a movie Doesn't even own the rights to his flagship character Has actually made a feature length movie along with many shorts Owns the rights to his own f------ flagship character
The Virgin Critic The Chad Nerd has any encyclopedic knowledge of classic horror and practical effects in film Still has a full head of hair is bald has a first year college film major's understading of film yet claims to be an authority Only employs one close friend to run the channel whos reputation is so good he can show off his 10 inch c--- and get away with it needs a staff of poorly treated creators to make content for him Needs to use a prop gun to feel more masculine has a pocket protector to protect pens that he never uses, keeping them in pristine condition praises SJW shilled dumpster fires like the 2016 Ghostbusters refuses to watch SJW garbage like 2016 Ghostbusters and won't budge in the face of public pressure has no children has 2 beautiful daughters has never made a movie Doesn't even own the rights to his flagship character Has actually made a feature length movie along with many shorts Owns the rights to his own f------ flagship character

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The virgin Mickey vs the chad Bugs

The Virgin Mickey The Chad Bugs Never played a sport with a star in his life Doesnt want to own Everything Literally fought the J--- in WW2 Made his "friend" donald fight in the war proving he is a p---- Represents the company that is trying to own everything Has no known catchphrase Has played basketball with Michael Jordan Has a well loved and recognizalbe catchphrase Wears bright red pants to catch the attention of autistic nchildren and actual children Does not need to wear pants Has no need to wear shoes either has been dating minnie for nearly one hundred years still not marries Could date lola does not need to proving he is an alpha
The Virgin Mickey The Chad Bugs Never played a sport with a star in his life Doesnt want to own Everything Literally fought the J--- in WW2 Made his "friend" donald fight in the war proving he is a p---- Represents the company that is trying to own everything Has no known catchphrase Has played basketball with Michael Jordan Has a well loved and recognizalbe catchphrase Wears bright red pants to catch the attention of autistic nchildren and actual children Does not need to wear pants Has no need to wear shoes either has been dating minnie for nearly one hundred years still not marries Could date lola does not need to proving he is an alpha

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Video game consoles and legacy content

Nintendo Virgin Console third-parties have to re-release their games for him XBOX ONE BACKWARDS CHADATIBILITY "paying for something you already have on your shelf?" takes down RONM sites out of insecurity Just put the disc in, dude makes you pay $5 for a game released 30 years ago, less than 500 kilobytes selective memory: only 5% of its legacy library gets re released and it's usually the same 10 games both digital and physical low-accuracy emulation only 100% functional og xbox and 360 emulator on the world expects people to pay a monthly subscription to play 20 hyper-common NES games (now with online multiplayer!) "you have this game on wiiu already and want it on your 3DS for free?" PPFFFTT That's another $5, Sir online included + cross-play between 360 and One not only emulates the games perfectly but also adds some visual improvements without the need of re- releasing them as "remasters" (xbox one x) steals ROMs from illegal sites and sells them back to you 536 titles and counting NEO-GEO, his only friend Sony PlayStation NoWizard you have to pay a monthly subscription to play games you already own via streaming (input lag and video compression granted) "want some PSX games on your PS4?" PPFFFTT Sorry, kiddo. You can still buy them for these three dead consoles offers some PS2 games to buy and own, not as many as in the PS3, but at least at "FullHD" (with many techinical issues) you can play on pc, although most of the ps3 games available are already on pc, and bloodborne is not on the list so who cares (and if it did, it would still be streaming) "backwards compatibilty is comming next week! I swear!"
Nintendo Virgin Console third-parties have to re-release their games for him XBOX ONE BACKWARDS CHADATIBILITY "paying for something you already have on your shelf?" takes down RONM sites out of insecurity Just put the disc in, dude makes you pay $5 for a game released 30 years ago, less than 500 kilobytes selective memory: only 5% of its legacy library gets re released and it's usually the same 10 games both digital and physical low-accuracy emulation only 100% functional og xbox and 360 emulator on the world expects people to pay a monthly subscription to play 20 hyper-common NES games (now with online multiplayer!) "you have this game on wiiu already and want it on your 3DS for free?" PPFFFTT That's another $5, Sir online included + cross-play between 360 and One not only emulates the games perfectly but also adds some visual improvements without the need of re- releasing them as "remasters" (xbox one x) steals ROMs from illegal sites and sells them back to you 536 titles and counting NEO-GEO, his only friend Sony PlayStation NoWizard you have to pay a monthly subscription to play games you already own via streaming (input lag and video compression granted) "want some PSX games on your PS4?" PPFFFTT Sorry, kiddo. You can still buy them for these three dead consoles offers some PS2 games to buy and own, not as many as in the PS3, but at least at "FullHD" (with many techinical issues) you can play on pc, although most of the ps3 games available are already on pc, and bloodborne is not on the list so who cares (and if it did, it would still be streaming) "backwards compatibilty is comming next week! I swear!"

Virgin vs. Chad
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Virgin vs Chad hunter by No.391980015

Helmet has cool a humongous homs and crystal that leaks viruses A smooth, round helmet whose SA RANK HUNTER Huge blocky Constantly worries about others and is now a side character in his own series Regardless of emotion, wil not hesitate to carry out his mission and is the main character of 2 series shoulder guard has his insignia on it, also has a light saber -A couple of air vents, is probably bald Plain round shoulder matches his body that Has to constanty upgrade himself to keep up Long, flowing hair protruding from the back of the helmet Does not have a light saber No love interests and a buster that constantly questions his suffering. Said buster also has to get Doesn't need any enhancements Perfect as he is, glass t--- included to become as good as the Bonus: Needs weapon energy for all weapons aside from his defaut Did not get a Battle Network counterpart Gets weakened by viruses Can only die once and becomes wears a dress as a ghost Has 4 chidren Has a muted color scheme Is trash in the one fighting game he's in Has three love interests and a buster that is so powerful, it broke his sixth game Inl Wears a pair of "superhero briefs" Forgoes any subtlety and just wears a diaper MANDATORY Leans skils from bosses that are seamlessly integrated into his primary weapon, said skils usualy do not rely on weapon energy Has a Battle Network counterpant Gets stronger from viruses Has died multple times and has atways come back can hide and repair himsell at the same time s not burdened by any chldren Has a painfully bright color scheme akin to Ronald McDonald Title is the B Class Hunter vs the SA Class Hunter Appears in multple fighting games and is always top tier Cannot double jump and needs to be upgraded to do anything remotely cool Has spiked knee guards and can double jump
Helmet has cool a humongous homs and crystal that leaks viruses A smooth, round helmet whose SA RANK HUNTER Huge blocky Constantly worries about others and is now a side character in his own series Regardless of emotion, wil not hesitate to carry out his mission and is the main character of 2 series shoulder guard has his insignia on it, also has a light saber -A couple of air vents, is probably bald Plain round shoulder matches his body that Has to constanty upgrade himself to keep up Long, flowing hair protruding from the back of the helmet Does not have a light saber No love interests and a buster that constantly questions his suffering. Said buster also has to get Doesn't need any enhancements Perfect as he is, glass t--- included to become as good as the Bonus: Needs weapon energy for all weapons aside from his defaut Did not get a Battle Network counterpart Gets weakened by viruses Can only die once and becomes wears a dress as a ghost Has 4 chidren Has a muted color scheme Is trash in the one fighting game he's in Has three love interests and a buster that is so powerful, it broke his sixth game Inl Wears a pair of "superhero briefs" Forgoes any subtlety and just wears a diaper MANDATORY Leans skils from bosses that are seamlessly integrated into his primary weapon, said skils usualy do not rely on weapon energy Has a Battle Network counterpant Gets stronger from viruses Has died multple times and has atways come back can hide and repair himsell at the same time s not burdened by any chldren Has a painfully bright color scheme akin to Ronald McDonald Title is the B Class Hunter vs the SA Class Hunter Appears in multple fighting games and is always top tier Cannot double jump and needs to be upgraded to do anything remotely cool Has spiked knee guards and can double jump

Virgin vs. Chad
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