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BAD VOICEACTING, STILL MEMORABLE AS F--- HAS SOME OF THE GREATEST CLASSICS IN VIDEO-GAME HISTORY 300000 GB OF UPDATES EVERYTIME YOU START THE DAMN THING MOST TRIPLE-A GAMES ARE CORRIDOR SHOOTERS OR BRAWLERS DIE MONSTER BEAUTIFUL COLOR, AND MEMORABLE DESIGN GAMES FULL OF MICROTRANSACTIONS SAYS PS4 EXCLUSIVES ARE THE BEST, BUT SECRETLY WANTS TO PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA AND HALO 5 1S SLOWLY ABANDONING PHYSICAL COPIES, INDIE GAMES DON'T EVEN GET A PHYSICAL COPY NOONLINE CONNECTION GET YOUR CHAD FRIENDS TO İCEREN 3 BADASS STARTUP SOUND PLAY! NO MICROTRANSACTIONS, HAD TO PLAY TO UNLOCK EVEN YOUR MOM KNOWS THE OLD PLAYSTA TION UGLY SHADES OF COLOR STAYS ON YOUR SHELF WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES ON YOUR PC STUFF PRO VERSION IS FIGHTING AGAINST THE VIRGIN SWITCH AND X-BONES DOESN'T HAVE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS FOUGHT AGAINST THE CHAD N64 AS FINAL FANTASY TACTICS

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Virgin PS4:
Uses sleek design in an attempt to appear futuristic. So uncreative that it resorts to copying the edgy black look of its two predecessors.

CHAD PLAYSTATION:
Literally a grey slab of plastic. Didn't bother about fancy designs, still became an iconic console that everybody recognises at an instant. None of its progeny dared to copy the look of their legendary ancestor.

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