Virgin vs. Chad - Images
NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE RAD
![THE RAD A virgin with all the good qualities of a CHAD Doesn't care about sex, just enjoys people Just here to have fun Just an overall nice guy Works out to stay healthy The only person that doesn't like him is Brad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/654/283/e0d.jpg)
![THE RAD A virgin with all the good qualities of a CHAD Doesn't care about sex, just enjoys people Just here to have fun Just an overall nice guy Works out to stay healthy The only person that doesn't like him is Brad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/654/283/e0d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
For the James Bond fans
![The Virgin Daniel Craig The Chad Roger Moore VS Retains thick mass of hair Already has receding hairline by his early 30s all the way into his 60s Broods like a bitch at the end of every movie Performs several of his own stunts and gets injured like a noob Goes to m------------ SPACE Never leaves the planet Makes out with a hot Stacy at the end of every movie Wears suits that are clearly too tight for him Has never performed a stunt in his life Only the finest flairs will do Tries way too hard to be 'realistic and 'serious' by always looking like he wants to die Fully aware that his films are just dumb fun and simply enjoys himself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/654/282/bc4.jpg)
![The Virgin Daniel Craig The Chad Roger Moore VS Retains thick mass of hair Already has receding hairline by his early 30s all the way into his 60s Broods like a bitch at the end of every movie Performs several of his own stunts and gets injured like a noob Goes to m------------ SPACE Never leaves the planet Makes out with a hot Stacy at the end of every movie Wears suits that are clearly too tight for him Has never performed a stunt in his life Only the finest flairs will do Tries way too hard to be 'realistic and 'serious' by always looking like he wants to die Fully aware that his films are just dumb fun and simply enjoys himself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/654/282/bc4.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin 80s Cartoon v. Chads Ren & Stimpy
![Chad Ren & Stimpy Virgin '80s Cartoons defied all current concepts of cartoons and character norms all cartoons converged on the same concept and stories creator invented the characters for created by toy companies his own personal amusement nostalgic only if you eat too many memberberries adhered to formulaic production didn't give two f---- about deadlines grandfathers of all modern cartoons or corporate process booger collections, hairballs, urination, rubber n------, pectoral implants, powdered toast, dirty cat litter, borderline domestic abuse relationship terrible animation and stolen thinly veiled Cold War propaganda Golden Age animation revival character concepts from other successful franchises creator locked voice actors in a sound booth "I HAVE THE POWER!" "hmmmmmm... no sir, I don't like it" for hours to get the perfect scream bland, unexpressive characters all the same characters do the same thing every single time characters were re-invented argued with Nickelodeon against having any educational value whatsoever, and won poor facade of moral lessons to justify their existence to censors and parents every single episode and placed in new scenarios as different roles good guys are good, bad guys are bad good guys are a raging psychotic and an oblivious imbecile erased all history and came nobody remembers a single episode today back the next week](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/654/280/8b9.png)
![Chad Ren & Stimpy Virgin '80s Cartoons defied all current concepts of cartoons and character norms all cartoons converged on the same concept and stories creator invented the characters for created by toy companies his own personal amusement nostalgic only if you eat too many memberberries adhered to formulaic production didn't give two f---- about deadlines grandfathers of all modern cartoons or corporate process booger collections, hairballs, urination, rubber n------, pectoral implants, powdered toast, dirty cat litter, borderline domestic abuse relationship terrible animation and stolen thinly veiled Cold War propaganda Golden Age animation revival character concepts from other successful franchises creator locked voice actors in a sound booth "I HAVE THE POWER!" "hmmmmmm... no sir, I don't like it" for hours to get the perfect scream bland, unexpressive characters all the same characters do the same thing every single time characters were re-invented argued with Nickelodeon against having any educational value whatsoever, and won poor facade of moral lessons to justify their existence to censors and parents every single episode and placed in new scenarios as different roles good guys are good, bad guys are bad good guys are a raging psychotic and an oblivious imbecile erased all history and came nobody remembers a single episode today back the next week](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/654/280/8b9.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Manny Pedro v. CHAD EVAN WRIGHT
![the virgin pardo the CHAD Evan Wright fantasizes about killing his colleagues knocks out can literally disarm a subway full of thugs and a bathhouse full of mobsters without dropping a single enemies only out of necessity thin skin bit of blood has to hide in fear of murders random people in police arresting him despite being a police officer vain attempt to gain media coverage, fails goals are noble and doesn't just try to GET on the true, just wanting to news, he IS the news has to drop by a write a book tries to help russian mafia, gets rejected by them convenience store full of thugs to murder them all in order to doesn't need to kill people to compensate for a small penis gets to spend his moments not in fear, but doing what he loves compensate for small penis has a loving family with kids and s--- shotgun flips do literally nothing chk chk chk fast knockouts with bat/hands](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/654/279/808.png)
![the virgin pardo the CHAD Evan Wright fantasizes about killing his colleagues knocks out can literally disarm a subway full of thugs and a bathhouse full of mobsters without dropping a single enemies only out of necessity thin skin bit of blood has to hide in fear of murders random people in police arresting him despite being a police officer vain attempt to gain media coverage, fails goals are noble and doesn't just try to GET on the true, just wanting to news, he IS the news has to drop by a write a book tries to help russian mafia, gets rejected by them convenience store full of thugs to murder them all in order to doesn't need to kill people to compensate for a small penis gets to spend his moments not in fear, but doing what he loves compensate for small penis has a loving family with kids and s--- shotgun flips do literally nothing chk chk chk fast knockouts with bat/hands](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/654/279/808.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
vrcmods vs. booth
![The Virgin VRCMODS The Chad BOOTH 99% of models are Most models are ranked Good or Medium (not including dynamic bones) painfully unoptimized Everything is free, supports no one Most models cost a small fee, supports an independant creator Plenty of great-looking free models to choose from Totally virus free Many models use stolen assets or are stolen entirely All models are 100% from-scratch work Malware-ridden](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/654/125/a73.png)
![The Virgin VRCMODS The Chad BOOTH 99% of models are Most models are ranked Good or Medium (not including dynamic bones) painfully unoptimized Everything is free, supports no one Most models cost a small fee, supports an independant creator Plenty of great-looking free models to choose from Totally virus free Many models use stolen assets or are stolen entirely All models are 100% from-scratch work Malware-ridden](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/654/125/a73.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
also "Virgin Disney era vs Chad Lucas era"
![The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab because of Virgin Disney Is a Generic Pale Human Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytime she is on screen Is a Colourful Togruta Chad Yellow/Green Cant Even Build and White Lightsabers a Lightsaber Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Guard without Kylo Helping her Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Virgin Blue Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/653/661/a77.jpg)
![The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab because of Virgin Disney Is a Generic Pale Human Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytime she is on screen Is a Colourful Togruta Chad Yellow/Green Cant Even Build and White Lightsabers a Lightsaber Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Guard without Kylo Helping her Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Virgin Blue Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/653/661/a77.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Fake Taxi v. THE CHAD CRAZY TAXI
![The Chad Crazy The Virgin Fake Таxi Тaxi ТАS Very sluggish, this guy doesn't know how to drive, he just wants sex Likely the fastest form of transportation currently known to man Likely don't get to You get to listen to listen to The The Offspring Offspring Exhilarating Very boring ride. experience, you'll remember this trip for the rest of your Not trustworthy driver, probably life You can trust him with your life, if he was inexperienced you'd be dead already gave you an STD.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/639/476/238.jpg)
![The Chad Crazy The Virgin Fake Таxi Тaxi ТАS Very sluggish, this guy doesn't know how to drive, he just wants sex Likely the fastest form of transportation currently known to man Likely don't get to You get to listen to listen to The The Offspring Offspring Exhilarating Very boring ride. experience, you'll remember this trip for the rest of your Not trustworthy driver, probably life You can trust him with your life, if he was inexperienced you'd be dead already gave you an STD.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/639/476/238.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin Aldi vs The chad Dollar General
![The Virgin Aldi The Chad Dollar General Shopping carts outside Shopping carts match the store Has a weird logo The logo is the name, Nothing else color ife Smoke bin DOLLAR GENERAL Handicap parking spots for disabled outside for Need a key to go to the bathroom, Reducing the dirtiness ALDI FOOD MARKET dirty smokers people Most items are 1$ Overpriced, No low prices No smoke bin outside, Advocates for Large Bold Sign, Can be seen from Weird and bland colors healthy practices Public a mile Shopping carts get wet and cold Shopping carts stay dry and warm inside bathroom Graffiti on the walls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/639/473/1ae.jpg)
![The Virgin Aldi The Chad Dollar General Shopping carts outside Shopping carts match the store Has a weird logo The logo is the name, Nothing else color ife Smoke bin DOLLAR GENERAL Handicap parking spots for disabled outside for Need a key to go to the bathroom, Reducing the dirtiness ALDI FOOD MARKET dirty smokers people Most items are 1$ Overpriced, No low prices No smoke bin outside, Advocates for Large Bold Sign, Can be seen from Weird and bland colors healthy practices Public a mile Shopping carts get wet and cold Shopping carts stay dry and warm inside bathroom Graffiti on the walls](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/639/473/1ae.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
VIRGIN NOFAPPER v. CHAD COOMER
![Chad Coomer Virgin nofapper VS has gotten more tail than all of nofapper virgins ancestors combined doesnt fap and still balding p---- hurts muslims doesn't give a f--- about you and just cooms pale as a ghost because never leaves moms basement claims p--- wastes time wastes his own time on imageboards visits his pornfus at every pornconvention thinks entire day about how to restrict another mens penis never seen a vagina scared of touching his own penis p--- hurts woman if I whiteknight them they MUST pityfuck me walks the virgin walk gets free goodies too afraid to visit a convention always stays home I could have saved Hannah confident big d--- energy surrounds him begs government to make laws so the police can stop him fapping doesnt care about d---- of other men secretly homosexual penis is underdeveloped and shrunk from no usage not ashamed of his sexuality seeing pictures of semi naked woman makes him seethe every picture that exists of him shows him grabbing t--- and asses secret feminist no friends ashamed of normal body functions is pro censorship](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/639/189/c77.jpg)
![Chad Coomer Virgin nofapper VS has gotten more tail than all of nofapper virgins ancestors combined doesnt fap and still balding p---- hurts muslims doesn't give a f--- about you and just cooms pale as a ghost because never leaves moms basement claims p--- wastes time wastes his own time on imageboards visits his pornfus at every pornconvention thinks entire day about how to restrict another mens penis never seen a vagina scared of touching his own penis p--- hurts woman if I whiteknight them they MUST pityfuck me walks the virgin walk gets free goodies too afraid to visit a convention always stays home I could have saved Hannah confident big d--- energy surrounds him begs government to make laws so the police can stop him fapping doesnt care about d---- of other men secretly homosexual penis is underdeveloped and shrunk from no usage not ashamed of his sexuality seeing pictures of semi naked woman makes him seethe every picture that exists of him shows him grabbing t--- and asses secret feminist no friends ashamed of normal body functions is pro censorship](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/639/189/c77.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Just a fair PSA, too much soy and too much reddit will turn you into a virgin. Be a CHAD or a THAD
![God "Oh s---!" "Okay, zoomer." *incomprehensible zoomer slang* *mutters racial dang slurs in Oh s--- oh frustration f--- Oof O-kay, Bo-Boomer "Oh crap!" *Ahem* Yikes references "F---!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/639/186/168.png)
![God "Oh s---!" "Okay, zoomer." *incomprehensible zoomer slang* *mutters racial dang slurs in Oh s--- oh frustration f--- Oof O-kay, Bo-Boomer "Oh crap!" *Ahem* Yikes references "F---!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/639/186/168.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Top 40 Listener v. The Chad Experimental Noise Listener
![The Virgin Top The Chad Experimental Noise Listener 40 Listener doesnt even own 20+ noise complaints per day headphones; only uses overly loud speaker systems Is too lazy to pick has only ever listened to music through apple earbuds music for themselves doesn't know about digital mucic formats only uses records (sometimes has to settle for CDs) so they let the radio decide for them when he has to pick music he uses youtube videos calls black people scary da Merzbow or da Death really wants airpods Grips fo today? only audio equiment he wants is a speaker that is another thinks his muic taste is accepts all races has friends IRL 100 decibels louder better than Chads doesnt feel the need to doesn't need friends compare himself to others for validation gets cheap Nikes and treats them like Jordans he has music doesnt dedicate his full attention to the music wears rick owens and isnt afraid of what will happen to it when music is on, Chad is doing nothing else](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/639/155/54d.png)
![The Virgin Top The Chad Experimental Noise Listener 40 Listener doesnt even own 20+ noise complaints per day headphones; only uses overly loud speaker systems Is too lazy to pick has only ever listened to music through apple earbuds music for themselves doesn't know about digital mucic formats only uses records (sometimes has to settle for CDs) so they let the radio decide for them when he has to pick music he uses youtube videos calls black people scary da Merzbow or da Death really wants airpods Grips fo today? only audio equiment he wants is a speaker that is another thinks his muic taste is accepts all races has friends IRL 100 decibels louder better than Chads doesnt feel the need to doesn't need friends compare himself to others for validation gets cheap Nikes and treats them like Jordans he has music doesnt dedicate his full attention to the music wears rick owens and isnt afraid of what will happen to it when music is on, Chad is doing nothing else](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/639/155/54d.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin JoJo vs. Chad BoBoBo
![Chad BoBoBo Virgin Jolo Characters range from all sorts of crazy designs. Beautiful afro. Has to wear hat to hide porcupine hair. Character designs look very similar and boring even the stand designs look similar as well. Fanboys are annoying and constantly ridicule people for liking other anime. Fans are people who grew up Relies on Stand to fight. Has the power of his nose hair to fight and the power of toon physics. with the show on Toonami and still remember the great Everything has to be a Jolo reference even if The anime and manga is so ridiculous that it takes itself seriously. memories from the show. it isn't. The anime and manga is so crazy that it becomes self aware that it's not serious. Good exampe is how the 4th wall is broken constantly in the english dub. References are very memorable and memeable.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/639/130/0a0.png)
![Chad BoBoBo Virgin Jolo Characters range from all sorts of crazy designs. Beautiful afro. Has to wear hat to hide porcupine hair. Character designs look very similar and boring even the stand designs look similar as well. Fanboys are annoying and constantly ridicule people for liking other anime. Fans are people who grew up Relies on Stand to fight. Has the power of his nose hair to fight and the power of toon physics. with the show on Toonami and still remember the great Everything has to be a Jolo reference even if The anime and manga is so ridiculous that it takes itself seriously. memories from the show. it isn't. The anime and manga is so crazy that it becomes self aware that it's not serious. Good exampe is how the 4th wall is broken constantly in the english dub. References are very memorable and memeable.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/639/130/0a0.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Nostalgia Critic v. THE CHAD RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER
![Presented by Turkish Airlines.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/637/993/1a4.jpg)
![Presented by Turkish Airlines.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/637/993/1a4.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
An Unreliable Husband Vs. A Genuine Husband
![VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 28 29 A GENUINE HUSBAND AN UNRELIABLE HUSBAND Young ladies, indelibly fix this shape of head in your memories. Any man who will make a natural, kind and true husband will have a head in outline from a side view like this. The reason this man is an unreliable husband is be- cause he is very weak in Conjugality and Parental Love and exceedingly strong in Amativeness. Young ladies, beware of such men as husbands. PREJUDICE. BIGAMY Bigamy comes directly from Amativeness. Con- scientiousness is weak and Secretiveness large. Prejudice is composed of Friendship, Parental Love, Conjugality, Inhabitiveness, Approbativeness, Venera- tion and Destructiveness. These elements when in the lead will give one a strong feeling for something or some- body and against the opposite. POLYGAMY Polygamy is an amalgamation of Amativeness, Spir- ituality and Veneration. Strange, but perfectly true.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/637/280/58f.jpg)
![VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 28 29 A GENUINE HUSBAND AN UNRELIABLE HUSBAND Young ladies, indelibly fix this shape of head in your memories. Any man who will make a natural, kind and true husband will have a head in outline from a side view like this. The reason this man is an unreliable husband is be- cause he is very weak in Conjugality and Parental Love and exceedingly strong in Amativeness. Young ladies, beware of such men as husbands. PREJUDICE. BIGAMY Bigamy comes directly from Amativeness. Con- scientiousness is weak and Secretiveness large. Prejudice is composed of Friendship, Parental Love, Conjugality, Inhabitiveness, Approbativeness, Venera- tion and Destructiveness. These elements when in the lead will give one a strong feeling for something or some- body and against the opposite. POLYGAMY Polygamy is an amalgamation of Amativeness, Spir- ituality and Veneration. Strange, but perfectly true.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/637/280/58f.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
An Unreliable Mother Vs. A Genuine Mother
![VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 25 24 AN UNRE- LIABLE MOTHER This is a striking illustration. It will pay all to remem- ber this head formation and especially all men who would select wives who will make good mothers. A GENUINE MOTHER We affirm in the most absolute manner that words can be used that mother love is located exactly where this backhead projects most. mother is to have this faculty highly developed. Young men, fix this picture in your minds. SLOVENLINESS. Why is one slovenly? Because his faculties of Ideal- ity, Order, Self-esteem and Approbativeness are weak. Positively nothing more true. To be a true, natural ANOTHER KIND OF CRYING There are selfish children who seem to cry but do not. They use the cry as a means to an end. This should not be termed crying, but calling, bawling, howling, screech- ing. MOTHER LOVE. Mother love is nothing more nor less than the faculty of Parental Love. It all comes from this one faculty.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/637/279/879.jpg)
![VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 25 24 AN UNRE- LIABLE MOTHER This is a striking illustration. It will pay all to remem- ber this head formation and especially all men who would select wives who will make good mothers. A GENUINE MOTHER We affirm in the most absolute manner that words can be used that mother love is located exactly where this backhead projects most. mother is to have this faculty highly developed. Young men, fix this picture in your minds. SLOVENLINESS. Why is one slovenly? Because his faculties of Ideal- ity, Order, Self-esteem and Approbativeness are weak. Positively nothing more true. To be a true, natural ANOTHER KIND OF CRYING There are selfish children who seem to cry but do not. They use the cry as a means to an end. This should not be termed crying, but calling, bawling, howling, screech- ing. MOTHER LOVE. Mother love is nothing more nor less than the faculty of Parental Love. It all comes from this one faculty.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/637/279/879.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virginmon Sword and Shield vs Chad-Weegee's Mansion 3
![Virginmon: Sword and Shield Chad-Weegee's Mansion 3 Mind-blowing graphics that look like they've Luigi is expressive AF, Emotionless main character reacts to every situation Ugly graphics, looks like a bad GameCube game does not react to the situation came straight out of around him around them. a Pixar film Devs delivered a functional Packed-full of glitches and graphical errors Terrible animation final product Well-animated, Same aging battle system Was not rushed to meet adds to the Christmas-rushed used since 1996 a deadline game's personality Only good thing about this game are the waifus and Toby Fox Improved battle system Empty, spacious areas Does not need Fun, creative areas to rely on waifus to move copies Over half of the Pokedex Cool, gooey sidekick, enables two-player No post-game unlike previous installments removed from the game Multiple endings to create replay-value Со-Оp Devs cited "improving the game" as the reason the Pokedex was gutted, actual game shows no improvement from previous gens Inferior battle tower Devs responded to criticism of the last game, Fun multiplayer mode compared to previous games re-introduced unique Costs $60, plays like a $60 game boss ghosts and $60 for an unfinished, unpolished mess abandoned the mission system](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/637/068/645.png)
![Virginmon: Sword and Shield Chad-Weegee's Mansion 3 Mind-blowing graphics that look like they've Luigi is expressive AF, Emotionless main character reacts to every situation Ugly graphics, looks like a bad GameCube game does not react to the situation came straight out of around him around them. a Pixar film Devs delivered a functional Packed-full of glitches and graphical errors Terrible animation final product Well-animated, Same aging battle system Was not rushed to meet adds to the Christmas-rushed used since 1996 a deadline game's personality Only good thing about this game are the waifus and Toby Fox Improved battle system Empty, spacious areas Does not need Fun, creative areas to rely on waifus to move copies Over half of the Pokedex Cool, gooey sidekick, enables two-player No post-game unlike previous installments removed from the game Multiple endings to create replay-value Со-Оp Devs cited "improving the game" as the reason the Pokedex was gutted, actual game shows no improvement from previous gens Inferior battle tower Devs responded to criticism of the last game, Fun multiplayer mode compared to previous games re-introduced unique Costs $60, plays like a $60 game boss ghosts and $60 for an unfinished, unpolished mess abandoned the mission system](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/637/068/645.png)
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