Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Happy Holidays vs Merry Christmas
![The Virgin Happy Holidays The Chad Merry Christmas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/369/202/21e.png)
![The Virgin Happy Holidays The Chad Merry Christmas](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/369/202/21e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Kirito vs Chad LLENN
![The Virgin Kirito Has loser emo hair The Chad LLENN Tragic case of A-1 face Smol and cute Shares his generic trash waifu with 17,745 other weebs Has a floppy bunny ear hat Only good at the game because he's been playing it the longest Learns and masters game mechanics easily Afraid of dying like a little bitch Accidental master of camouflage Still uses swords in a game called Gun Gale, because he can't get enough of that edge Apologizes before brutally murdering other players Feeds P-chan the blood Needs two weapons to make up for lack of skill or originality of her enemies Doesn't get along with the other kids Has an actual life outside of the game loo speedy to die Wannabe Guts " Mains Reaper "I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me." " Revelry in the dark](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/369/187/308.jpg)
![The Virgin Kirito Has loser emo hair The Chad LLENN Tragic case of A-1 face Smol and cute Shares his generic trash waifu with 17,745 other weebs Has a floppy bunny ear hat Only good at the game because he's been playing it the longest Learns and masters game mechanics easily Afraid of dying like a little bitch Accidental master of camouflage Still uses swords in a game called Gun Gale, because he can't get enough of that edge Apologizes before brutally murdering other players Feeds P-chan the blood Needs two weapons to make up for lack of skill or originality of her enemies Doesn't get along with the other kids Has an actual life outside of the game loo speedy to die Wannabe Guts " Mains Reaper "I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me." " Revelry in the dark](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/369/187/308.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Undertale vs Chad Touhou
![THE VIRGIN BLUNDERFAIL THE CHAD TOUHOU Creator sold soul to Andrew Hussie Creator sold his soul for beer money Reinvigourated Sh'M'ups in the West and the East Dude, Earthbound LMAO A f------ skeleton Characters are all cute women Never recieved criticism Destroyed by anyone normal Characters aren't memorable I drew Miss Hakurei from memory, I think I did pretty well Deviantart-tier p--- 99% of hentai is great Fanbase is kids bullied for being overwhelmingly losers Fanbase is sweet little boys who have never been bullied Furry fanfics are the only fanwork Story is as one dimensional as characters Fanwork for anything you could think of Memes as cryptic as characters](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/368/021/a1d.png)
![THE VIRGIN BLUNDERFAIL THE CHAD TOUHOU Creator sold soul to Andrew Hussie Creator sold his soul for beer money Reinvigourated Sh'M'ups in the West and the East Dude, Earthbound LMAO A f------ skeleton Characters are all cute women Never recieved criticism Destroyed by anyone normal Characters aren't memorable I drew Miss Hakurei from memory, I think I did pretty well Deviantart-tier p--- 99% of hentai is great Fanbase is kids bullied for being overwhelmingly losers Fanbase is sweet little boys who have never been bullied Furry fanfics are the only fanwork Story is as one dimensional as characters Fanwork for anything you could think of Memes as cryptic as characters](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/368/021/a1d.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin cyborg vs the Chad Tyrant.
![the virgin genji The Chad Zhin Can go into the f------ shadowrealm to heal if he needs to Chiscled face and Has to wear a mask to hide his mangled face Begs for healing every 10 seconds flowing hair men and women are envious of Faces his enemy and chops him up with his sword like a real man Patheticall flails around -swinging his sword when he ults S----- 2nd-hand katana Manly tempered longsword Throws puny metal stars Probably has no d--- because he's a cyborg Probably balls deep in Lian every night Runs the whole criminal underworld Lights his sword on fire and- shoots the flames at his enemics Got killed by the yakuza Gloriously dashes in a bladestorm of death, killing everyone in his path Pathetically dashes in a straight line Floats like a dignified gentleman Runs like a weeb](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/367/625/445.png)
![the virgin genji The Chad Zhin Can go into the f------ shadowrealm to heal if he needs to Chiscled face and Has to wear a mask to hide his mangled face Begs for healing every 10 seconds flowing hair men and women are envious of Faces his enemy and chops him up with his sword like a real man Patheticall flails around -swinging his sword when he ults S----- 2nd-hand katana Manly tempered longsword Throws puny metal stars Probably has no d--- because he's a cyborg Probably balls deep in Lian every night Runs the whole criminal underworld Lights his sword on fire and- shoots the flames at his enemics Got killed by the yakuza Gloriously dashes in a bladestorm of death, killing everyone in his path Pathetically dashes in a straight line Floats like a dignified gentleman Runs like a weeb](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/367/625/445.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Grump vs The Autismo
![The Chad Oney The Virgin Grump His hair color still intact. His humor is very restricted. His stupid, nonsensical, racist, offensive humor knows no bounds. Gay ass, hair highlight. Reunites with old friends on episodes of his Let's Play. Never said the N-word. Refuses to reunite with old friends for an episode of his Let's Play. Said the N-word Wife is annoying chink who can't act. Needs Oney to make his shows funny again. Doesn't need no woman, still had sex though. Hasn't shaved since 2012. Has a clean baby face. Refuses to return to animation, which is what made him famous in the first place. Returned to animation in Mario Paint episode. Always funny. Barely ever funny on new episodes of his Let's Play.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/367/550/218.jpg)
![The Chad Oney The Virgin Grump His hair color still intact. His humor is very restricted. His stupid, nonsensical, racist, offensive humor knows no bounds. Gay ass, hair highlight. Reunites with old friends on episodes of his Let's Play. Never said the N-word. Refuses to reunite with old friends for an episode of his Let's Play. Said the N-word Wife is annoying chink who can't act. Needs Oney to make his shows funny again. Doesn't need no woman, still had sex though. Hasn't shaved since 2012. Has a clean baby face. Refuses to return to animation, which is what made him famous in the first place. Returned to animation in Mario Paint episode. Always funny. Barely ever funny on new episodes of his Let's Play.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/367/550/218.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Loomis vs. The Chad Hogarth
![The virgin Loomis The CHAD Hogarth Bends the rules of perspective to suit his own needs 15 Cares about perspective. 46 Uses any proportions he wants Uses 9.5 Heads Makes sure the proportions are correct. 20 20 21 Uses 8 head Lacks any well define muscles. 21 26 30 No shading Every single muscle is well defined and developed 30 26 Every bump is shaded full range of value Stiff and unrealistic. Dynamic and Hyperrealistic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/936/686.jpg)
![The virgin Loomis The CHAD Hogarth Bends the rules of perspective to suit his own needs 15 Cares about perspective. 46 Uses any proportions he wants Uses 9.5 Heads Makes sure the proportions are correct. 20 20 21 Uses 8 head Lacks any well define muscles. 21 26 30 No shading Every single muscle is well defined and developed 30 26 Every bump is shaded full range of value Stiff and unrealistic. Dynamic and Hyperrealistic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/936/686.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Chad Kanye vs. Virgin Eminem
![The Virgin Eminem records rapvideos |THE CHAD KANYE Has Dragon Energy dark and dirty parking lots movie co-star killed herself calls himself God over and over has low energy His daughter is named after a direction Not a single solo hit in years lgnored by The President Turns a hoe into a housewife overnight President of the United States Retweets him will never dance with ninja turtles Has to pay people to hang out with him a single tweet changes the future re his words become had daughter with trailer park slut closet homosexual but also bashes gays breaking news Every song is a instant classic. People beg him to Instead of apologizing for things, he doubles down .because he can be on their albums](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/366/141/2f0.jpg)
![The Virgin Eminem records rapvideos |THE CHAD KANYE Has Dragon Energy dark and dirty parking lots movie co-star killed herself calls himself God over and over has low energy His daughter is named after a direction Not a single solo hit in years lgnored by The President Turns a hoe into a housewife overnight President of the United States Retweets him will never dance with ninja turtles Has to pay people to hang out with him a single tweet changes the future re his words become had daughter with trailer park slut closet homosexual but also bashes gays breaking news Every song is a instant classic. People beg him to Instead of apologizing for things, he doubles down .because he can be on their albums](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/366/141/2f0.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Zoro vs. Chad Sanji
![The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/365/998/277.jpg)
![The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/365/998/277.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Baseball Watcher
![Shown on kiss cam next to another dude Pounds beers all game, doesn't feel anything Baseball Game Edition Person behind him cant see Manually keeps score of the game Alternates between texting the manager and Stacy Nervously fidgets baseball glove on and off Catches at least one foul ball per game (barehanded) Checks fantasy baseball on his phone every five minutes. No emails or texts received. Once glared at Matt Holliday for five seconds, causing him to Norwood on the spot Slouched in his seat Heart starts pounding if a foul ball comes remotely close Can see and hear everything due to heightened senses Throw peanut shells everywhere Heckled by players on both teams](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/645/806.jpg)
![Shown on kiss cam next to another dude Pounds beers all game, doesn't feel anything Baseball Game Edition Person behind him cant see Manually keeps score of the game Alternates between texting the manager and Stacy Nervously fidgets baseball glove on and off Catches at least one foul ball per game (barehanded) Checks fantasy baseball on his phone every five minutes. No emails or texts received. Once glared at Matt Holliday for five seconds, causing him to Norwood on the spot Slouched in his seat Heart starts pounding if a foul ball comes remotely close Can see and hear everything due to heightened senses Throw peanut shells everywhere Heckled by players on both teams](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/645/806.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
A Friend That Plays Syndra A Lot Told Me Zac Was Unbearable So I Did This by Raghnell
![The virgin Syndra player The chad zac player Cunning gaze remind of how Zac players can be smart and scheming when it comes to cuck people This useless ornament looks like an elf or animal hear, probably to hook some dorks who are sexually attracted by this Guys with hear like this have a 175% chance of stealing your girl Leader's spark Zac players are alpha males, born to lead weak beta males like Syndra players This nice coloured tip will met more kittens than all the Syndra playerbase Go to gym, have sick arms needed to manly use spells by smashing the keyboard Syndra players love virtual cleavage, a common feature for eternal cucks Syndra players like this champion because she allow them to see more naked skin that they will never see in real life Always crying on threads about getting crushed by chad tanks These thick arms allow zac to jump over walls to grab your girl, mother or sister behind your back DO IT FOR THE Touch themself about how they outplayed someone by lauching geisha balls at them Some of the most devoted Syndra players bought geisha beads to reproduce their main champions's behavior OLY S YOU GOT B They are known to fantasize about how Syndra would get horny and finger herself when they are controlling her ingame Wonderful abs. No wonder how they can lift even Syndra main's mother But is she was a real person she would probably throw them away like all the girls they have met so far Zac players are playful like their main they can entertain ladies for hours with jokes and goo Some of the dirtiest Syndra players jerk themself on these feets Zac players train a lot and flex both ingame and IRL They are used to flex with e-girls most of the time (both ingame and IRL, too) While they may be excited about controlling her, they sometimes enjoy the dominant apparence and attitude of Syndra, because they are submissive beta males IRL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/511/c1e.png)
![The virgin Syndra player The chad zac player Cunning gaze remind of how Zac players can be smart and scheming when it comes to cuck people This useless ornament looks like an elf or animal hear, probably to hook some dorks who are sexually attracted by this Guys with hear like this have a 175% chance of stealing your girl Leader's spark Zac players are alpha males, born to lead weak beta males like Syndra players This nice coloured tip will met more kittens than all the Syndra playerbase Go to gym, have sick arms needed to manly use spells by smashing the keyboard Syndra players love virtual cleavage, a common feature for eternal cucks Syndra players like this champion because she allow them to see more naked skin that they will never see in real life Always crying on threads about getting crushed by chad tanks These thick arms allow zac to jump over walls to grab your girl, mother or sister behind your back DO IT FOR THE Touch themself about how they outplayed someone by lauching geisha balls at them Some of the most devoted Syndra players bought geisha beads to reproduce their main champions's behavior OLY S YOU GOT B They are known to fantasize about how Syndra would get horny and finger herself when they are controlling her ingame Wonderful abs. No wonder how they can lift even Syndra main's mother But is she was a real person she would probably throw them away like all the girls they have met so far Zac players are playful like their main they can entertain ladies for hours with jokes and goo Some of the dirtiest Syndra players jerk themself on these feets Zac players train a lot and flex both ingame and IRL They are used to flex with e-girls most of the time (both ingame and IRL, too) While they may be excited about controlling her, they sometimes enjoy the dominant apparence and attitude of Syndra, because they are submissive beta males IRL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/511/c1e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
CHADNITE by _Slayton_
![FORTNITE BATTLE The Virgin Bush Hider ROVALE The Chad Run & Gun Never Runs, always crouching Wins games with only 1 kill Lands in most populated area, always goes to biggest building to find weapons Avoids making sound at all costs Always runs everywhere Spends most of game hiding. only moves when the map shrinks Not sure how to build Makes sure to only land where no one else is at the start Loudest player in game everyone knows where he is Doesnt build anything. - scared of drawing attention Gets caught in the storm, shoots at people instead of trying to get out of it Constantly checking behind himself Builds massive forts in the middle of the map Only uses sniper and assault rifles Uses first gun he finds for the entire game Has 100 shields at all times Always carrying at least 200 building material Has at least 6 kills every game, somehow always ends up a one of the last players alive Never goes for supply crates, uses them as bait Runs towards action when he hears qunfire](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/510/670.jpg)
![FORTNITE BATTLE The Virgin Bush Hider ROVALE The Chad Run & Gun Never Runs, always crouching Wins games with only 1 kill Lands in most populated area, always goes to biggest building to find weapons Avoids making sound at all costs Always runs everywhere Spends most of game hiding. only moves when the map shrinks Not sure how to build Makes sure to only land where no one else is at the start Loudest player in game everyone knows where he is Doesnt build anything. - scared of drawing attention Gets caught in the storm, shoots at people instead of trying to get out of it Constantly checking behind himself Builds massive forts in the middle of the map Only uses sniper and assault rifles Uses first gun he finds for the entire game Has 100 shields at all times Always carrying at least 200 building material Has at least 6 kills every game, somehow always ends up a one of the last players alive Never goes for supply crates, uses them as bait Runs towards action when he hears qunfire](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/510/670.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
I turned myself into a cucumber, Morty! by koweja
![Virain Pickle Rick w bo smat cngeryTHE CHAD LARRY The Virgin Pickle RICk Teta cucs folowers Has a horde of TFW too smart THE CUCUMBER Encourages his grandson to be degenerate Loves God Pickled himself because he's a raging alcoholic Goes on many adventures Loves Jesus OLoves singing silly songs Loves his friends- Doesn't believe in anything Has literally committed genocide and enslaved entire races Loves his lips Plays the guitar and tuba despite not having hands Hates everyone Always encouraging health, with his fellow vegetables Self-serving Hates the God he doesn't even believe in lonely Always seeking out Has a water buffalo depressed and carnal the hairbrush he doesn't even need "Nothing *burrp* nothing matters Morty Wubalubbadubdub Inspires millions to eat junk processed food substances Also a superhero Is a pirate who doesn't do anything Family friendly, and genuine Forced normie meme written by feminists God made you special, and loves you very much"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/509/68d.jpg)
![Virain Pickle Rick w bo smat cngeryTHE CHAD LARRY The Virgin Pickle RICk Teta cucs folowers Has a horde of TFW too smart THE CUCUMBER Encourages his grandson to be degenerate Loves God Pickled himself because he's a raging alcoholic Goes on many adventures Loves Jesus OLoves singing silly songs Loves his friends- Doesn't believe in anything Has literally committed genocide and enslaved entire races Loves his lips Plays the guitar and tuba despite not having hands Hates everyone Always encouraging health, with his fellow vegetables Self-serving Hates the God he doesn't even believe in lonely Always seeking out Has a water buffalo depressed and carnal the hairbrush he doesn't even need "Nothing *burrp* nothing matters Morty Wubalubbadubdub Inspires millions to eat junk processed food substances Also a superhero Is a pirate who doesn't do anything Family friendly, and genuine Forced normie meme written by feminists God made you special, and loves you very much"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/509/68d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Globe Earther vs Chad Flat Earther by jamesmit
![Even I disagree with this!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/508/6fb.png)
![Even I disagree with this!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/508/6fb.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
r/Virgin vs /chad/ by by arcticwolffox
![THE VIRGIN REDDIT f proxies make him completely anonymous Reliable anonymous moderation instead Bland, grayish color scheme Aof powertripping and aV egos Slouched back so powertripping mods don't notice and ban him No ima Karma system incentivizing bland content and pandering Cried for an hour because someone insulted him online Thinks he's a nerd because he watches Rick and Morty and TBBT Started Occupy AND the Alt-Right Only posts OC Still posts image macros unironically Accidentally doxxed himself Actually knows how the internet works Too jaded to feel bad about anything](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/460/e02.png)
![THE VIRGIN REDDIT f proxies make him completely anonymous Reliable anonymous moderation instead Bland, grayish color scheme Aof powertripping and aV egos Slouched back so powertripping mods don't notice and ban him No ima Karma system incentivizing bland content and pandering Cried for an hour because someone insulted him online Thinks he's a nerd because he watches Rick and Morty and TBBT Started Occupy AND the Alt-Right Only posts OC Still posts image macros unironically Accidentally doxxed himself Actually knows how the internet works Too jaded to feel bad about anything](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/460/e02.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Elves vs. Chad Dwarves by starkillerrx
![Virgin ohjes ViS perfectly normal Ridiculous pointy ears round ears drinks mead commie scum fago facedCHAD DUARVIS loves gold like a good capitalist aggot drinks herbal tea manly beard tree hugging hippies shoots arrows from a distance like a coward destroys whole mountains without giving a f--- about the environment uses axe for maximum bloodshed breeds with humans iving birth to alf-elf degenerates lives in the woods, among llowers understands the importance of racial purity lives in the underdark, among dragons and beholders and squirrels](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/459/c58.jpg)
![Virgin ohjes ViS perfectly normal Ridiculous pointy ears round ears drinks mead commie scum fago facedCHAD DUARVIS loves gold like a good capitalist aggot drinks herbal tea manly beard tree hugging hippies shoots arrows from a distance like a coward destroys whole mountains without giving a f--- about the environment uses axe for maximum bloodshed breeds with humans iving birth to alf-elf degenerates lives in the woods, among llowers understands the importance of racial purity lives in the underdark, among dragons and beholders and squirrels](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/459/c58.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Chad World War by Hynox
![Greasy hair no head protection. Clad in steel helmet protects from shrapnel e Virgin 2077 Great War The Chad 1914 Great Backed by unprecedented industry, No industry and Lacks tools to shave, needs glasses to boost perception. Shaves every day perfect vision. Uses greatest handgun ever made Was never issued a long arm, has to Issued a 1917 Enfield with fixable bayonet, loots only to take war trophles. scavenge Proudly displays his military status. War ended almost instantly. Couldn't win. No rank or authority merely a civilan. War lasted 4 arduous years concluded in Entente victory Can't even take the fight to the red Chinese anymore Can barely see through gas mask while fighting through brutal trench raid, still hits every shot Uses VATS to autoaim for him, Kills Huns every single day still misses frequently Uses flimsy Pipe Revolver found in a sewer tunnel. Uses stupid arm computer to micromanage for him. First enemy encounter was a German flametrooper Only needs common pre-digital utlities to battle the German Empire Found a rusty stun baton while meandering around the vault. Can't even kill raiders with it First enemy Carries a 1918 mass-produced trench knife to plunge into Hun throats. was a radroach. Runs around with Medieval LARPers and various tribal cuits, Fights large bugs and green people Fights proudly alongside the British Royal Marines and the French Blue Devils. Locked in battie against the most powerful nation in the world. Runs out of stamina after several seconds of sprinting. Runs from Deathclaws. Can charge ahead for miles, fears only defeat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/364/455/f26.png)
![Greasy hair no head protection. Clad in steel helmet protects from shrapnel e Virgin 2077 Great War The Chad 1914 Great Backed by unprecedented industry, No industry and Lacks tools to shave, needs glasses to boost perception. Shaves every day perfect vision. Uses greatest handgun ever made Was never issued a long arm, has to Issued a 1917 Enfield with fixable bayonet, loots only to take war trophles. scavenge Proudly displays his military status. War ended almost instantly. Couldn't win. No rank or authority merely a civilan. War lasted 4 arduous years concluded in Entente victory Can't even take the fight to the red Chinese anymore Can barely see through gas mask while fighting through brutal trench raid, still hits every shot Uses VATS to autoaim for him, Kills Huns every single day still misses frequently Uses flimsy Pipe Revolver found in a sewer tunnel. Uses stupid arm computer to micromanage for him. First enemy encounter was a German flametrooper Only needs common pre-digital utlities to battle the German Empire Found a rusty stun baton while meandering around the vault. Can't even kill raiders with it First enemy Carries a 1918 mass-produced trench knife to plunge into Hun throats. was a radroach. Runs around with Medieval LARPers and various tribal cuits, Fights large bugs and green people Fights proudly alongside the British Royal Marines and the French Blue Devils. Locked in battie against the most powerful nation in the world. Runs out of stamina after several seconds of sprinting. Runs from Deathclaws. Can charge ahead for miles, fears only defeat](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/364/455/f26.png)
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