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forced to wear a crown of thorns Love your enemies, Give the other cheek Virgin Jesus >Claims to be Yhwh incarnate >Gets executed >Resurrects but only seen by his followers, how convenient. His prophecies didn't come true, followers still cope to this day. dreamstime Literally died a virgin Had to give his teachings through stupid parables with ambiguous interpretations Guy Followers are a bunch of cucks fighting over who has the right interpretation dreamstime Even by worshipping him, you're worshipping his Chad father anyways forgives prostitutes and degenerates eamstime Wears a stupid dress like a f-- Wears a funny hat. He just doesn't care CHAD YHWH Punishes his enemies without mercy Explicitly calls to killl humans impersonating him Endless, Almighty, All-knowing. E F----- Jesus' Virgin mom Say His teachings are Law. Plain language and written in stone His chosen people literally run the world. Conquered other peoples and killed their gods, made them worship him by proxy Kills degenerates, burns their whole cities to the ground. Wears no pants, displaying his massive d--- and balls

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The Virgin Jesus vs. The Chad YHWH


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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