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Virgin Guitarist vs. Chad Shredder

The Virgin "Guitarist' HE GHT ER only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar plays can't even plav a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone will probably end up switching to bass since its easier never heard music other than his own groupies are on a waiting list for him sweaty clammy hands phviscally unable to play without others learns scales a listens to dinosaur ag9 jr the smiths ect has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum c «ooso shredding takes lessons at 21 potential < only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone play in pubic wear converse to fit in even though he finds them uncomfy of? slash wants to be him
The Virgin "Guitarist' HE GHT ER only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar plays can't even plav a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone will probably end up switching to bass since its easier never heard music other than his own groupies are on a waiting list for him sweaty clammy hands phviscally unable to play without others learns scales a listens to dinosaur ag9 jr the smiths ect has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum c «ooso shredding takes lessons at 21 potential < only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone play in pubic wear converse to fit in even though he finds them uncomfy of? slash wants to be him

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The virgin inside your head VS The CHAD Warden

The virgin inside your head The CHAD Warden AQAP dumb triangle head Slick af hair hates anime loves IM@s and JoJo, hypocritical af Sentence mixing master race Loves the PS Triple text to speech peasant tryhard edgelord Smashes the mf like button too p---- to do things on his own Killed the voice twice Loves anime murders girls got his ass kicked by a robot Ballin' Got cash money baby gay pizzasexual Saved Siivagunner Quality fashion bland, s----- fashion
The virgin inside your head The CHAD Warden AQAP dumb triangle head Slick af hair hates anime loves IM@s and JoJo, hypocritical af Sentence mixing master race Loves the PS Triple text to speech peasant tryhard edgelord Smashes the mf like button too p---- to do things on his own Killed the voice twice Loves anime murders girls got his ass kicked by a robot Ballin' Got cash money baby gay pizzasexual Saved Siivagunner Quality fashion bland, s----- fashion

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Virgin Rock Bassist vs Chad Funk Bassist

THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST The Virgin Rock Bassist Loud and proud afro Is verv audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Most well Needs a metronome to keep the rhythm Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesdUses a different tuning the band for every song Often uses 5 and 6 string basses Least recoqnizable Irreplacable ember of the band Plays exclusivel 4 string basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main song composer for the band Least talented member of the band Only plays. with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist and often sings leads Feels the rhvthm and doesn't need a metronome Only uses E and A strings Live performance new parts and improvised solos s have ill probab /end úp bein Live performances are jusf crappie versions of th album replace nly sometimes sings backina vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist
THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST The Virgin Rock Bassist Loud and proud afro Is verv audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Most well Needs a metronome to keep the rhythm Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesdUses a different tuning the band for every song Often uses 5 and 6 string basses Least recoqnizable Irreplacable ember of the band Plays exclusivel 4 string basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main song composer for the band Least talented member of the band Only plays. with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist and often sings leads Feels the rhvthm and doesn't need a metronome Only uses E and A strings Live performance new parts and improvised solos s have ill probab /end úp bein Live performances are jusf crappie versions of th album replace nly sometimes sings backina vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist

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Virgin USMC vs Chad CSLA

Wears helmet thinking it will stop bullets Disrespects helmet users always wears a beautiful Ushanka CSLA\COMMANDO Worn bandana symbolizes eastern european membership Poorly made fur collar thinks its real fur Has a camo cover on his piss-pot with the intent to camouflage in snow Incredible features^> not german nor slav Naturally blonde shaves head by choice Collar is acknowledgedly fishfur wears it with pride either way Wears birth control glasses for his myopia Skin so white he is practically invisible in the snow Rest of the white smocks is tucked away in webbing because he is not allowed to put them on Wears an overall poorly made parka to protect him from cold and feels cold anyway No need for gloves a life of hard work has made them resistant to the elements Rifle jams while taking Didnt get issued a flak vest Vz. 58 fires Never experienced a jam in his life the trusty 7,62x39 Thick gloves make shooting difficult The Strichtarn pattern makes it impossible to spot in autumn foliage a very important shot wouldnt stop glorious 7,62 anyway Stupidly complex webbing system makes it so loads slouch his back Pretty plastic and aluminium rifle with many rails for accessories and attachments Patriotic belt can hold all kinds of things without requiring some complex "Alice webbing system Rifle is made from czech wood and steel Hilarious baggy white smocks make him a walking joke while he tries to hide in snow and put together by the czech proles Fires a puny cartridge hoping for better ballistics Bean shaped magazine pouch fills magazines with rounds and stomach with food whenever glanced upon Afghanka style coat proctects from elements and staining tank top with babushka's stews Thinks goofy dlown shoes work wonders for snow Uses footwrap bandages has hever heard of a sock Glorious soviet marching boots were inherited from father
Wears helmet thinking it will stop bullets Disrespects helmet users always wears a beautiful Ushanka CSLA\COMMANDO Worn bandana symbolizes eastern european membership Poorly made fur collar thinks its real fur Has a camo cover on his piss-pot with the intent to camouflage in snow Incredible features^> not german nor slav Naturally blonde shaves head by choice Collar is acknowledgedly fishfur wears it with pride either way Wears birth control glasses for his myopia Skin so white he is practically invisible in the snow Rest of the white smocks is tucked away in webbing because he is not allowed to put them on Wears an overall poorly made parka to protect him from cold and feels cold anyway No need for gloves a life of hard work has made them resistant to the elements Rifle jams while taking Didnt get issued a flak vest Vz. 58 fires Never experienced a jam in his life the trusty 7,62x39 Thick gloves make shooting difficult The Strichtarn pattern makes it impossible to spot in autumn foliage a very important shot wouldnt stop glorious 7,62 anyway Stupidly complex webbing system makes it so loads slouch his back Pretty plastic and aluminium rifle with many rails for accessories and attachments Patriotic belt can hold all kinds of things without requiring some complex "Alice webbing system Rifle is made from czech wood and steel Hilarious baggy white smocks make him a walking joke while he tries to hide in snow and put together by the czech proles Fires a puny cartridge hoping for better ballistics Bean shaped magazine pouch fills magazines with rounds and stomach with food whenever glanced upon Afghanka style coat proctects from elements and staining tank top with babushka's stews Thinks goofy dlown shoes work wonders for snow Uses footwrap bandages has hever heard of a sock Glorious soviet marching boots were inherited from father

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Virgin Handwash VS chad hand sanitizer

Virgin handwash Chad hand sanitizer hands will remain moist Never touched poop in his life Efficent can't properly tare paper towles Not afraid of tiny germs, could beat them up anyway Thinks people will think he's hygenic feels self concious when the soap thing squeaks worried about getting sick Saves time hands feel cool and crisp everyone assumes he has sweaty hands probably opened the door with his foot Optimum diet enables clean rectum after all poops, never even has to wipe Never gotten ill probably geot piss on his hands saves clean drinking water for drinking does sniff check for feminine scent took a leak but evervone assumes he took a dump due to apperence and reputatiorn personal hygene is beyond question adds extra 90 seonds to bathroom trip one squirt does the job manly scent lets the faucet drip
Virgin handwash Chad hand sanitizer hands will remain moist Never touched poop in his life Efficent can't properly tare paper towles Not afraid of tiny germs, could beat them up anyway Thinks people will think he's hygenic feels self concious when the soap thing squeaks worried about getting sick Saves time hands feel cool and crisp everyone assumes he has sweaty hands probably opened the door with his foot Optimum diet enables clean rectum after all poops, never even has to wipe Never gotten ill probably geot piss on his hands saves clean drinking water for drinking does sniff check for feminine scent took a leak but evervone assumes he took a dump due to apperence and reputatiorn personal hygene is beyond question adds extra 90 seonds to bathroom trip one squirt does the job manly scent lets the faucet drip

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The Chad Commando

The Virgin Trooper The Chad Commando copy and paste action figure doll design cool designs that tells you their personality all black and white, bland as s--- has his own shields and weapons - no personality goes on covert ops missions Can't aim worth s--- took out a whole separatist ship and an army dies instantly to a laser destroys entire droid factories takes anti-infantry rounds like a champ and keeps going
The Virgin Trooper The Chad Commando copy and paste action figure doll design cool designs that tells you their personality all black and white, bland as s--- has his own shields and weapons - no personality goes on covert ops missions Can't aim worth s--- took out a whole separatist ship and an army dies instantly to a laser destroys entire droid factories takes anti-infantry rounds like a champ and keeps going

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Mount & Blade Chadband

Boring dialogue by the The Virgin Sorols same three voice actors Forged in the Ottoman Empire under the oversight of none other than Mehmed II himself Rich and lore-telling story revealed through epic pages of silent reading CHADBAND Literally always surrounded by soldiers and heroes, is never alone Can only take one soulless companion, most of game is spent alone in the woods Cobbled together by a lying manlet in America Slaughters hundreds of enemies and enslaves the survivors: just another day in Calradia Kills five bandits, considered largest battle in game Default as the "chosen one" and have your hand held as the good guy throughout the entire game Sequel is the most hyped up event in human history No sequel in sight, no one would care if there was one Total freedom of choice develop own story and decisions, no moral endgoal but play as hero anyways More depth than the ocean economy, relationships, royal marriages, interfaction relations Game goes stale 30 minutes in playtime feels like a chore Boring and clunky combat segments that are cluttered with pointless magic Combat is engaging and fast-paced, magic is for Every replay is different, fresher than slaughtered beef Even poorly-made sex mods cant save the letdowr The only slavery in the game is that of the player, forced into dumb quest lines by hearing dialogue alone Human trafficking absorb enemies into your own warparty Vanilla is premium, mods not necessary but are creatively thought out and truly game-changing Have to walk virtually everywhere Never without a trusty steed Textures look like a------ on highest settings, has to be re released to look even half-resolution Low-resolution is a deliberate style everyone loves it anyways Can't find an objective even with a wimpy pointer Hunts down a single looter by Borcha alone
Boring dialogue by the The Virgin Sorols same three voice actors Forged in the Ottoman Empire under the oversight of none other than Mehmed II himself Rich and lore-telling story revealed through epic pages of silent reading CHADBAND Literally always surrounded by soldiers and heroes, is never alone Can only take one soulless companion, most of game is spent alone in the woods Cobbled together by a lying manlet in America Slaughters hundreds of enemies and enslaves the survivors: just another day in Calradia Kills five bandits, considered largest battle in game Default as the "chosen one" and have your hand held as the good guy throughout the entire game Sequel is the most hyped up event in human history No sequel in sight, no one would care if there was one Total freedom of choice develop own story and decisions, no moral endgoal but play as hero anyways More depth than the ocean economy, relationships, royal marriages, interfaction relations Game goes stale 30 minutes in playtime feels like a chore Boring and clunky combat segments that are cluttered with pointless magic Combat is engaging and fast-paced, magic is for Every replay is different, fresher than slaughtered beef Even poorly-made sex mods cant save the letdowr The only slavery in the game is that of the player, forced into dumb quest lines by hearing dialogue alone Human trafficking absorb enemies into your own warparty Vanilla is premium, mods not necessary but are creatively thought out and truly game-changing Have to walk virtually everywhere Never without a trusty steed Textures look like a------ on highest settings, has to be re released to look even half-resolution Low-resolution is a deliberate style everyone loves it anyways Can't find an objective even with a wimpy pointer Hunts down a single looter by Borcha alone

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The Chad Bege

Can make a fedora look cool he Virgin Black Leg HE CHAD 'GANG' BEGE Curly eyebrows Joined Big Mom Pirates just to betray them later Only member of his family that wasn't born with Smokes a lame c-------- Has an arsenal inside his body at all times superpowers Smokes a manly Cigar Absurdly high blood pressure Embarassing wanted posters Can shoot bullets from his hands but uses a pistol to shoot Oven anvwav Had one chance to kill a guy to get a devil fruit power but wimped out because he groped Nami first or somethingg Probably gonna get lung cancer someday 300 Mil bounty. Is the best Supernova and doesn't have a tragic backstory Can't even throw a punch Has one of those fancy admiral type coats Has probably never had sex 177 mil bounty Post timeskip not even a supernova Has one of the most unique and powerful paramecia types in the series Would lose a race to a skeleton Won't kick a woman, even if she's actively attacking him Hobbies Include Decorating himself with pictures of himself Being a loving husband and father Killing rivals just to watch their organizations crumble Making WCI have a bath scene with Nami and Carrot Taking care of his adorable son Chopping off animals' heads Has had sex and can actually prove it Abilities Include: Being a pervert Cooking Walking on air Massive Nosebleeds Daddy issues Spicy Foot Two year training was running from cross-dressers Oldest supernova, doesn't have time for angst like Kid and Law
Can make a fedora look cool he Virgin Black Leg HE CHAD 'GANG' BEGE Curly eyebrows Joined Big Mom Pirates just to betray them later Only member of his family that wasn't born with Smokes a lame c-------- Has an arsenal inside his body at all times superpowers Smokes a manly Cigar Absurdly high blood pressure Embarassing wanted posters Can shoot bullets from his hands but uses a pistol to shoot Oven anvwav Had one chance to kill a guy to get a devil fruit power but wimped out because he groped Nami first or somethingg Probably gonna get lung cancer someday 300 Mil bounty. Is the best Supernova and doesn't have a tragic backstory Can't even throw a punch Has one of those fancy admiral type coats Has probably never had sex 177 mil bounty Post timeskip not even a supernova Has one of the most unique and powerful paramecia types in the series Would lose a race to a skeleton Won't kick a woman, even if she's actively attacking him Hobbies Include Decorating himself with pictures of himself Being a loving husband and father Killing rivals just to watch their organizations crumble Making WCI have a bath scene with Nami and Carrot Taking care of his adorable son Chopping off animals' heads Has had sex and can actually prove it Abilities Include: Being a pervert Cooking Walking on air Massive Nosebleeds Daddy issues Spicy Foot Two year training was running from cross-dressers Oldest supernova, doesn't have time for angst like Kid and Law

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Chad Goethe

It was during this period that Goethe began to fling both his arms around whenever he went for a walk- provoking alarmed glances from his neighbours. He had discovered, he finally explained to a friend, that this exaggerated swinging of one's arms was a remnant fro the four-legged anima and therefore one of the proofs that animals and humans had a common ancestor. Thats how I walk more naturally, he said, and couldn't have cared less if Weimar society regarded this が14 The Goethe Stride @neemes
It was during this period that Goethe began to fling both his arms around whenever he went for a walk- provoking alarmed glances from his neighbours. He had discovered, he finally explained to a friend, that this exaggerated swinging of one's arms was a remnant fro the four-legged anima and therefore one of the proofs that animals and humans had a common ancestor. Thats how I walk more naturally, he said, and couldn't have cared less if Weimar society regarded this が14 The Goethe Stride @neemes

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Knife Party vs Pendulum

Virgin Party Chadelum Has Rob Swire's angelic vocals Gay Logo Epic and Original tunes Rips off Skrillex Doesn't use Rob Swire's vocals Forgettable tunes Created the highest selling Drum and Bass album of all time Doesn't use real instruments Use real Instruments Awesome Logo Songs could only be enjoyed for Ironic meming purposes Songs could be enjoyed ironically AND unironically Has worked with Steve Aoki Collaborates with many talanted artists
Virgin Party Chadelum Has Rob Swire's angelic vocals Gay Logo Epic and Original tunes Rips off Skrillex Doesn't use Rob Swire's vocals Forgettable tunes Created the highest selling Drum and Bass album of all time Doesn't use real instruments Use real Instruments Awesome Logo Songs could only be enjoyed for Ironic meming purposes Songs could be enjoyed ironically AND unironically Has worked with Steve Aoki Collaborates with many talanted artists

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The main point is that one got S2 animated by Madhouse and the other did not, I think

one virgin man chad overlord plans 10000 years ahead pimping pointy long shoulder pads because f--- you people hate him supreme being who's every word has the weight of god becaus he is one is super strong but is- bald and has no social all women want a strong male wears superhero suit so he can feel manly no girls fanclub has tiny apartment and is near broke cares for his bros a family his only subordinate is a f------ jobber his property is the world, even the sky is his property the onememe fad wears off but he stil goes on styling purple robe but leaves room to show off the goods uses bitches as a chair lose to an average man in videogames S2 by JC cuts the strings from all the puppets S2 by MADHOUSE
one virgin man chad overlord plans 10000 years ahead pimping pointy long shoulder pads because f--- you people hate him supreme being who's every word has the weight of god becaus he is one is super strong but is- bald and has no social all women want a strong male wears superhero suit so he can feel manly no girls fanclub has tiny apartment and is near broke cares for his bros a family his only subordinate is a f------ jobber his property is the world, even the sky is his property the onememe fad wears off but he stil goes on styling purple robe but leaves room to show off the goods uses bitches as a chair lose to an average man in videogames S2 by JC cuts the strings from all the puppets S2 by MADHOUSE

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The 4Chan Shitposter

The Virgin baiter ie Chad Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:46:18 No.97 181406 ﹀ 6461 6843.gif土(613 KB. 160x160) google yandex iddb wait Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:48:44 No.971 81474-' >>97181374 (0 never get tired of this oh so epic meme, never fails to make me XD even Imfao'd once haha, carry on sirs > Thwip! THWIP
The Virgin baiter ie Chad Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:46:18 No.97 181406 ﹀ 6461 6843.gif土(613 KB. 160x160) google yandex iddb wait Anonymous 11/30/17(Thu)20:48:44 No.971 81474-' >>97181374 (0 never get tired of this oh so epic meme, never fails to make me XD even Imfao'd once haha, carry on sirs > Thwip! THWIP

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The Virg-Infinite vs Chad Mephiles

The Virg-infinite The Chad Mephiles Mystical theme Successfully killed Sonic Doesn't look threatening Needs a gem for powers Looks threatening Defeated Sonic but let him live Has god-like powers Takes orders from Eggman Dumb edgy theme Doesn't take orders
The Virg-infinite The Chad Mephiles Mystical theme Successfully killed Sonic Doesn't look threatening Needs a gem for powers Looks threatening Defeated Sonic but let him live Has god-like powers Takes orders from Eggman Dumb edgy theme Doesn't take orders

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The Virgin Mad titan vs The Chad Lord of apokolips

THE VIRGIN MAD TITAN THE CHAD LORD OF APOKOLIPS Beaten by Squirrel Girl Voiced by Weird Al in TTGO! Cant defeat Batman Defeat Batman AND the JLA Needs gems to be powerful Only leader of 6 aliens Can appear in a movie at any moment lts a F------ God Only kills to smash Leader of a whole dimmension He has to wait 10 years to appear in a movie. He can shot Laser from his eyes Dont needs nothing to be powerful He killed his own species Kills to conquer (and maybe fun) Hates every single creature
THE VIRGIN MAD TITAN THE CHAD LORD OF APOKOLIPS Beaten by Squirrel Girl Voiced by Weird Al in TTGO! Cant defeat Batman Defeat Batman AND the JLA Needs gems to be powerful Only leader of 6 aliens Can appear in a movie at any moment lts a F------ God Only kills to smash Leader of a whole dimmension He has to wait 10 years to appear in a movie. He can shot Laser from his eyes Dont needs nothing to be powerful He killed his own species Kills to conquer (and maybe fun) Hates every single creature

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Chad Kaiser vs Virgin Fuhrer

The Virgin Fuhrer The Chad Kaiser VS Moustache as big as his d--- Beard as gracious as his chest Born to rule Totalitarian crybaby who had tantrums when he did not get his way Not born to rule Fathered four beautiful children. Corporal Wanted the germans to perpetuate the A---- race, yet had no offspring of his own Relentless pragmatist who always sought to make compromise Ruled for 12 years Field Marshal Ruled for 67 years 치s* a powerhungry politician Protected citizens from power hungry politicians Committed suicide to escape blame Ruled until death by natural causes Universally hated by everyone Loved by his people respected by all, still missed to this day Felt insecure about other nationalities Other nationalities felt secure due to him
The Virgin Fuhrer The Chad Kaiser VS Moustache as big as his d--- Beard as gracious as his chest Born to rule Totalitarian crybaby who had tantrums when he did not get his way Not born to rule Fathered four beautiful children. Corporal Wanted the germans to perpetuate the A---- race, yet had no offspring of his own Relentless pragmatist who always sought to make compromise Ruled for 12 years Field Marshal Ruled for 67 years 치s* a powerhungry politician Protected citizens from power hungry politicians Committed suicide to escape blame Ruled until death by natural causes Universally hated by everyone Loved by his people respected by all, still missed to this day Felt insecure about other nationalities Other nationalities felt secure due to him

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Undertale VS Lisa.

The Virgin RPG Where Nobody Has To Die The Chad Painful RPG Tackles taboo, uncomfortable themes like r--- abuse, and substance addiction and doesn't sugar coat it Goes on a nightmarish quest to save his adopted daughter from old perverts, while battling inner demons and addictions along the way Fell down a f------ hole Looks like he was dressed by Chris Chan Entire game is a hallway and can be finished in two hours Will f------ decimate anyone who even looks at him wrong Too much of a p---- to fight, wants to be friends withh everyone, even his would be killers Game world is rich and explorative, with hours of content Fights using children's toys Wears a badass poncho "Choices" consist of defending yourself with the strength of a dying lamb and being guilted for two hours, or doing nothing and "befriending" a group of loser misfits Choices consist of losing limbs, sacrificing valuable team mates, losing valuable items, giving in to drug addiction, and more Fake deep "themes" about how everyone should be friends Uses karate and f------ ireballs to fight, even with no arms Creator didn't even bother finishing hard mode Art looks like it was made by a toddler with parkinsons Brutal as f--- hard mode that rewards you with an alternate ending, more lore, and alternate boss fights Art tastefully inspired by Earthbound, but actually with effort and a unique charm
The Virgin RPG Where Nobody Has To Die The Chad Painful RPG Tackles taboo, uncomfortable themes like r--- abuse, and substance addiction and doesn't sugar coat it Goes on a nightmarish quest to save his adopted daughter from old perverts, while battling inner demons and addictions along the way Fell down a f------ hole Looks like he was dressed by Chris Chan Entire game is a hallway and can be finished in two hours Will f------ decimate anyone who even looks at him wrong Too much of a p---- to fight, wants to be friends withh everyone, even his would be killers Game world is rich and explorative, with hours of content Fights using children's toys Wears a badass poncho "Choices" consist of defending yourself with the strength of a dying lamb and being guilted for two hours, or doing nothing and "befriending" a group of loser misfits Choices consist of losing limbs, sacrificing valuable team mates, losing valuable items, giving in to drug addiction, and more Fake deep "themes" about how everyone should be friends Uses karate and f------ ireballs to fight, even with no arms Creator didn't even bother finishing hard mode Art looks like it was made by a toddler with parkinsons Brutal as f--- hard mode that rewards you with an alternate ending, more lore, and alternate boss fights Art tastefully inspired by Earthbound, but actually with effort and a unique charm

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Parappa the Cuck

The Virgin RapperMites ha The Joe Chad Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques Constantly daydreaming Dumb hat Does not register the emotions or feelings of others at all Has never heard a rap song in his entire life Back slouched Shouts catchphrase aloud even if no one else is around Arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways Stiff, paper-thin arms Janky movement Struggles to even hold a microphone Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Back straighter than his sexual orientation Walking hindered by baggy pants literally can only move legs sideways due to artstyle Wasn't even designed with a tail (yet fanbase constantly draws one) Dresses like a high schooler yet runs his own businesses Walks too fast towards nearest gas station toilet Pants and shoes fused together where one ends and the other begins is a mystery
The Virgin RapperMites ha The Joe Chad Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques Constantly daydreaming Dumb hat Does not register the emotions or feelings of others at all Has never heard a rap song in his entire life Back slouched Shouts catchphrase aloud even if no one else is around Arms constantly flailing in confident, unpredictable ways Stiff, paper-thin arms Janky movement Struggles to even hold a microphone Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Back straighter than his sexual orientation Walking hindered by baggy pants literally can only move legs sideways due to artstyle Wasn't even designed with a tail (yet fanbase constantly draws one) Dresses like a high schooler yet runs his own businesses Walks too fast towards nearest gas station toilet Pants and shoes fused together where one ends and the other begins is a mystery

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Prove me wrong

THE VIRGIN BAYFORMER THE CHAD PONY PRINCESS cute little horse with has to turn into a truck so that the humans don't kill him spends three movies protecting wings and a boopable snout Shia LaBeouf's whiny ass doesn't have to hide who she is shoots Sentinel Prime point-blank while ignoring his pleas for mercy ugly walking pile of scrap metal with s----- fire decals saves Tempest Shadow's life out of the kindness of her heart always brooding and humorless absolutely adorabl voice spends seven seasons and a movie hanging out with her friends and saving the world has never read a book in his life fans hate him because he isn't the original 1980s version would die for her friends ever the optimist with a sarcastic sense of humor brutally murders his enemies furns her enemieS doesn'T care when his into her friends teammates die easily brainwashed by some weird space lady snapped her friends out of being brainwashed by Q from Star Trek fights an endless war over a giant metal cube fans love her because her show is an improvment over its earlier incarnations sounds like your chainsmoking grandpa fights for her friends loves to read books
THE VIRGIN BAYFORMER THE CHAD PONY PRINCESS cute little horse with has to turn into a truck so that the humans don't kill him spends three movies protecting wings and a boopable snout Shia LaBeouf's whiny ass doesn't have to hide who she is shoots Sentinel Prime point-blank while ignoring his pleas for mercy ugly walking pile of scrap metal with s----- fire decals saves Tempest Shadow's life out of the kindness of her heart always brooding and humorless absolutely adorabl voice spends seven seasons and a movie hanging out with her friends and saving the world has never read a book in his life fans hate him because he isn't the original 1980s version would die for her friends ever the optimist with a sarcastic sense of humor brutally murders his enemies furns her enemieS doesn'T care when his into her friends teammates die easily brainwashed by some weird space lady snapped her friends out of being brainwashed by Q from Star Trek fights an endless war over a giant metal cube fans love her because her show is an improvment over its earlier incarnations sounds like your chainsmoking grandpa fights for her friends loves to read books

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