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THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST The Virgin Rock Bassist Loud and proud afro Is verv audible Entirely self taught Can only barelyplay 4/4 Is often barely audible Utilises every single string Most well Needs a metronome to keep the rhythm Stupid emo hair Can play in every time signature and change known member of Only plays in D Standard Formally taught probably depressesdUses a different tuning the band for every song Often uses 5 and 6 string basses Least recoqnizable Irreplacable ember of the band Plays exclusivel 4 string basses Can play with a pick, fingers, slap, and with his mind Is the main song composer for the band Least talented member of the band Only plays. with a pick lis a better singer than the lead vocalist and often sings leads Feels the rhvthm and doesn't need a metronome Only uses E and A strings Live performance new parts and improvised solos s have ill probab /end úp bein Live performances are jusf crappie versions of th album replace nly sometimes sings backina vocals and alwayš sounds bad Is more talented than the lead guitarist

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Virgin Rock Bassist vs Chad Funk Bassist


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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