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The Virgin Attempt vs The Chad Conquest

The Virgin Attempt" Took him months to build up the courage to talk to her First time he has ever spoken to a girl Until now he has just stared at her across the room, then looked away quickly Too anxious to make conversation Sweat dripping, can't stop fidgeting Still can't maintain eye contact Girl is just being polite, not really paying attention Doesn't realise he's out of his league Gets her number but is too scared to call her afterwards Has masturbated over this waifu many times Will inevitably end up rejected Has never beern rejected by a woman in his life The Chad Conquest Loves conversation but quickly turns it to action worth as a person Will have a woman in bed within five minutes of meeting her, without fail Has zero regard for her Makes no attempt to remember her name Hollywood consults him for one-liners Doesn't respect women, he just has sex with them Has enough girls' numbers to publish a full-size phone book The Richter scale was invented with him in mind Throws her out as soon as he finishes
The Virgin Attempt" Took him months to build up the courage to talk to her First time he has ever spoken to a girl Until now he has just stared at her across the room, then looked away quickly Too anxious to make conversation Sweat dripping, can't stop fidgeting Still can't maintain eye contact Girl is just being polite, not really paying attention Doesn't realise he's out of his league Gets her number but is too scared to call her afterwards Has masturbated over this waifu many times Will inevitably end up rejected Has never beern rejected by a woman in his life The Chad Conquest Loves conversation but quickly turns it to action worth as a person Will have a woman in bed within five minutes of meeting her, without fail Has zero regard for her Makes no attempt to remember her name Hollywood consults him for one-liners Doesn't respect women, he just has sex with them Has enough girls' numbers to publish a full-size phone book The Richter scale was invented with him in mind Throws her out as soon as he finishes

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Which are you?

THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS WHICH /T、シ YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN.IN IN YOUR TRAM. IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.
THE PROGRESSIVE THINKER. The Typical Reader of THE "MORNING LEADER." THE MODERATE THINKER. The Habitual Reader of THE YELLOW PRESS WHICH /T、シ YoU? THE THOUGHTFUL MAN. THE OBSERVANT MAN. THE GOOD BUSINESS MAN. THE THOUGHTLESS MAN. THE CREDULOUS MAN. THE LOVER OF CHEAP & UNTRUE SENSATIONALISM IN YOUR TRAIN.IN IN YOUR TRAM. IN YOUR 'BUS. You will find that the MORNING LEADER is the business man's newspaper. It is the paper of intelligence for the intelligent. The paper of Progress. Every line in the MORNING LEADER counts.

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The Virgin Centrist vs. The Chad Extremist

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Authoritarian HATES RICH PEOPLE HATES DEMOGRACY 00000001 LOVES FREE GOVERNMENT MARKETS itarian Autho FR ft Rig HELICOPTER HATES DEGENERACY RIDES FREE GULAG TRIPS LOVES IMPERIALISM Economic Economic- Left Right ATES GOVERNMENT HATES POOR PEOPLE LOVES DRUGS LOVER FREE arian MARKE HATES RICH PEOPLE HATES GOVERNMENT LOVES MINORITIES LOVES MONEY Libertarianun

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The Virgin 20XX versus Chadton Falcon

The Virgin 20XX" Chadton Falcon taunt game bottom tier not afraid to ask to see your moves, he knows his are better spends all his spare time practicing shines and short hops mains a furry falcon punch ALWAYS connects lasers don't even have knockback world's best abs uncomfortably rigid and robotic while playing, only his fingers move comes to torunaments hyped up on red bul louder than the commentators while playing the knee uses down+b for everytihing goes for the disrespect badass gold Talcon boots that burst into flames s------ass space boots
The Virgin 20XX" Chadton Falcon taunt game bottom tier not afraid to ask to see your moves, he knows his are better spends all his spare time practicing shines and short hops mains a furry falcon punch ALWAYS connects lasers don't even have knockback world's best abs uncomfortably rigid and robotic while playing, only his fingers move comes to torunaments hyped up on red bul louder than the commentators while playing the knee uses down+b for everytihing goes for the disrespect badass gold Talcon boots that burst into flames s------ass space boots

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Virgin-Chad Toyota War

THE CHAD MILITIA ㅡㅡ The Virgin Armored Lives in a country cucked Division His country is literally named Fathered several children, supports none CHAD Wife is probably in Gaddafi's Harem by dictatorship Governed by a dictator Led by a freedom fighter Unimaginatively follows dressed in a drag western strategy & tactics Led by officers promoted via nepotism and sucking Gaddafi's d--- Concocts cunning strategies & tactics despite material disadvantage Libyan arab girls love the bbc anded by someone tougher and meane an him Thinks oil money can buy military competence Military competence hon Fights in the open despite material disadvantage Uses any weapon available and straps them to his truck Soviet strategy & tactics the battlefield Loses to thugs in ickup trucks Uniforms lol Dresses comfily for the fight Slavshit MILAN ATGMs Trained by actual combat experience Isn't even properly traine Chases ais foes back to their own Relies on armor for protection y h lazy officers Relies on speed and high mobility to always be on the offensive coun Flees and abandons his post at the first sign of trouble Enemies are so scared of him they flee into their own land mines Deployed Forces: LOsses: 1,0 Deployed Forces: 90,000 Losses: 7,500 KIA, 1,000 POW, 800 Tanks and APCs destroyed, 28 Aircraft shot down 28,000 No PoWs, getting captured is for p------ Admitting injuries also for p------
THE CHAD MILITIA ㅡㅡ The Virgin Armored Lives in a country cucked Division His country is literally named Fathered several children, supports none CHAD Wife is probably in Gaddafi's Harem by dictatorship Governed by a dictator Led by a freedom fighter Unimaginatively follows dressed in a drag western strategy & tactics Led by officers promoted via nepotism and sucking Gaddafi's d--- Concocts cunning strategies & tactics despite material disadvantage Libyan arab girls love the bbc anded by someone tougher and meane an him Thinks oil money can buy military competence Military competence hon Fights in the open despite material disadvantage Uses any weapon available and straps them to his truck Soviet strategy & tactics the battlefield Loses to thugs in ickup trucks Uniforms lol Dresses comfily for the fight Slavshit MILAN ATGMs Trained by actual combat experience Isn't even properly traine Chases ais foes back to their own Relies on armor for protection y h lazy officers Relies on speed and high mobility to always be on the offensive coun Flees and abandons his post at the first sign of trouble Enemies are so scared of him they flee into their own land mines Deployed Forces: LOsses: 1,0 Deployed Forces: 90,000 Losses: 7,500 KIA, 1,000 POW, 800 Tanks and APCs destroyed, 28 Aircraft shot down 28,000 No PoWs, getting captured is for p------ Admitting injuries also for p------

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Mistakes into Miracles

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The Virgin Death Watch and the Chad True Mandalorian

The Virgin Death Watch The Chad True Mandalorian Uses s----- helmet with edgy spikes just to be contrarian Uses time-tested Shocktrooper helmet popularized by Mandalore the Uniter himself Strict adherence to the Supercommando Codex massacres ciViians WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS follows Vizsla, who's just butthurt he didn't get to be Mand'alor bad posture from having zero discipline follows the legendary Jaster Mereel, who would shape the path of the Mandalorians for generations Fit from working on a farm on Concord Dawn can barely afford durasteel plates armor forged from pure beskar LARPs that he's a Neo-Crusader, wanting to launch another catastrophic war Codpiece can barely contain rugame has an iteration in the boring canon continuity believes in a brighter future for the Mando'ade exists solely in the beautiful legends continuity
The Virgin Death Watch The Chad True Mandalorian Uses s----- helmet with edgy spikes just to be contrarian Uses time-tested Shocktrooper helmet popularized by Mandalore the Uniter himself Strict adherence to the Supercommando Codex massacres ciViians WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS follows Vizsla, who's just butthurt he didn't get to be Mand'alor bad posture from having zero discipline follows the legendary Jaster Mereel, who would shape the path of the Mandalorians for generations Fit from working on a farm on Concord Dawn can barely afford durasteel plates armor forged from pure beskar LARPs that he's a Neo-Crusader, wanting to launch another catastrophic war Codpiece can barely contain rugame has an iteration in the boring canon continuity believes in a brighter future for the Mando'ade exists solely in the beautiful legends continuity

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The CHAD cynicism

THE CHAD CYNICISM Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public The virgin STOICISM Live in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a 'featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Take s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight
THE CHAD CYNICISM Live in a barrel Masturbate in Public The virgin STOICISM Live in houses xDevelop virtue ethics xWrite on Dramatic Theory xDefine Man to be a 'featherless biped' xTeach Emperors Take s--- in the theater Plug a chicken and scream BEHOLD! A MAN! Tell Emperors to stand out of my f------ sunlight

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Weird (in bad way) hair Spelunker helmet for maximum safety "The Virgin Starver" THE CHAD ENGINEER No fear Maximum he can do is connect some twigs and straw Afraid of darkness Preise usingDetermi Killing swarms of insane giant bugs with handmade weapons Precise using of instruments Primitive gatherer Always hungry NO USEFULL Grows beard not to get hypothermia THINGS Working even with radioactive and toxic materials Always ready to work Maintains normal health while eats only well cooked food Heals by eating living fish Practical working suit for any weathers Does dirty jobs wearing formal cloth Can hardly fights of spiders with a stone spear Constructs begemoth hightech selfconstructing facilities for all needs Preparing planet for colonists All he dreams about is leaving the island Capable of carring few hundreds buildings
Weird (in bad way) hair Spelunker helmet for maximum safety "The Virgin Starver" THE CHAD ENGINEER No fear Maximum he can do is connect some twigs and straw Afraid of darkness Preise usingDetermi Killing swarms of insane giant bugs with handmade weapons Precise using of instruments Primitive gatherer Always hungry NO USEFULL Grows beard not to get hypothermia THINGS Working even with radioactive and toxic materials Always ready to work Maintains normal health while eats only well cooked food Heals by eating living fish Practical working suit for any weathers Does dirty jobs wearing formal cloth Can hardly fights of spiders with a stone spear Constructs begemoth hightech selfconstructing facilities for all needs Preparing planet for colonists All he dreams about is leaving the island Capable of carring few hundreds buildings

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True heroes vs edge lords

The Virgin Suicide Bomber The Chadakazi Pilot Has no fear of showing his face To afraid to show his own face even in Europe Has medals Kills for a god that he hates No medals Fights for his homeland, emperor and family. Would never attack his own people Was forced to be a suicide bomber Kills his own people He choose to be a kamikaze pilot for honor He is to scared to attack americarn armour Wears black robes because he thinks it looks cool and scary Will attack naval warships, fleets and fighter planes Wears bandana so show off he is a kamikaze pilot and wears a muddy colored uniform for suprise attacks
The Virgin Suicide Bomber The Chadakazi Pilot Has no fear of showing his face To afraid to show his own face even in Europe Has medals Kills for a god that he hates No medals Fights for his homeland, emperor and family. Would never attack his own people Was forced to be a suicide bomber Kills his own people He choose to be a kamikaze pilot for honor He is to scared to attack americarn armour Wears black robes because he thinks it looks cool and scary Will attack naval warships, fleets and fighter planes Wears bandana so show off he is a kamikaze pilot and wears a muddy colored uniform for suprise attacks

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The Virgin Paragon The Chad Renegade Feared by all like a god Too much of a p---- to do any renegade actions Died in the suicide mission; was still able to use the character in ME3 Has never seen a paragon prompt in his life Romanced Taor Liara 2 Uses an online guide to do the suicide mission perfectly Got p----- at the ending Resorts to violence sooner cos people died than humanly possible Spams RT in every cutscene N7 I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store in the Citadel" Useless in combat, has Punches the to rely entirely on squadmates f--- out Left Ashley AND Kaiden of asteroids Sides with the Geth then chooses Destroy for resources on Virmire Got upset about choosing who to leave on Virmire Got cucked by Chad renegade despite the game being single player Doesn't actually hate aliens, is xenophobic just for the hell of it "How about goodbye? Sends probes for resources like a virgin Doesn't romance anybody Patrolled the reporter THOT every time because they're all dead (F----- them all anyway)
The Virgin Paragon The Chad Renegade Feared by all like a god Too much of a p---- to do any renegade actions Died in the suicide mission; was still able to use the character in ME3 Has never seen a paragon prompt in his life Romanced Taor Liara 2 Uses an online guide to do the suicide mission perfectly Got p----- at the ending Resorts to violence sooner cos people died than humanly possible Spams RT in every cutscene N7 I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store in the Citadel" Useless in combat, has Punches the to rely entirely on squadmates f--- out Left Ashley AND Kaiden of asteroids Sides with the Geth then chooses Destroy for resources on Virmire Got upset about choosing who to leave on Virmire Got cucked by Chad renegade despite the game being single player Doesn't actually hate aliens, is xenophobic just for the hell of it "How about goodbye? Sends probes for resources like a virgin Doesn't romance anybody Patrolled the reporter THOT every time because they're all dead (F----- them all anyway)

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You either die a Chad, or live long enough as a Virgin

You either die a Chad Or live long enough as a Virgin
You either die a Chad Or live long enough as a Virgin

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Joel vs. Mike

The Virgin "Joel' Thin, wormy head silhouette in theater Keen business acumen realized potential for monetizing movie riffing after show was over THE CHAD "MIKE" Soft, nervous voice Reliable hairline Receding hairline Wide head casts dominant silhouette in theater -Sleepy, unfocused eyes Spineless about his tormentors Haunted by the knowledge his creation was more loved than himself Alert eyes, strong square jaw Talented musician despite stolen keyboard standing up to Had to beg nostalgic nerds for money on the Internet Immediately held in equal esteem to his predecessor Reached out to employ former cast members Rifftrax is more authentically MST3K than official revival Abandoned his fictional children The TV Wheel Cucked by Jim Mallon No real children or wife Attended two fan conventions Fan base immediately embraced his replacement Doesn't require puppets to make a living riffing movies man of the people Married Nuveena, father of two children irl Bonus: Couldn't escape from SOL himself Began career doing "magic tricks - Roadied for 90s surf rockers - Real name unpronounceable - Rejected from plum role in "UHF escape plan improvised by dimwitted vacuum cleaner BONUS Ran in to save the show twice moved nimbly to new network Ran away from his own show - Proudly uses real name for his character - Renowned DOOM fragmaster - Destroyer of worlds - Chose nerdy, low-T successor for revival to Keeps fit despite isolation in space by using giant hamster exercise wheel make himself lock manlier came crawling back
The Virgin "Joel' Thin, wormy head silhouette in theater Keen business acumen realized potential for monetizing movie riffing after show was over THE CHAD "MIKE" Soft, nervous voice Reliable hairline Receding hairline Wide head casts dominant silhouette in theater -Sleepy, unfocused eyes Spineless about his tormentors Haunted by the knowledge his creation was more loved than himself Alert eyes, strong square jaw Talented musician despite stolen keyboard standing up to Had to beg nostalgic nerds for money on the Internet Immediately held in equal esteem to his predecessor Reached out to employ former cast members Rifftrax is more authentically MST3K than official revival Abandoned his fictional children The TV Wheel Cucked by Jim Mallon No real children or wife Attended two fan conventions Fan base immediately embraced his replacement Doesn't require puppets to make a living riffing movies man of the people Married Nuveena, father of two children irl Bonus: Couldn't escape from SOL himself Began career doing "magic tricks - Roadied for 90s surf rockers - Real name unpronounceable - Rejected from plum role in "UHF escape plan improvised by dimwitted vacuum cleaner BONUS Ran in to save the show twice moved nimbly to new network Ran away from his own show - Proudly uses real name for his character - Renowned DOOM fragmaster - Destroyer of worlds - Chose nerdy, low-T successor for revival to Keeps fit despite isolation in space by using giant hamster exercise wheel make himself lock manlier came crawling back

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Virgin Melania vs Chad Michelle

"The Virgin melaria THE CHADMICHELLE Constantly confused looking Always has a confident look in her eve Born in Yugoslavia Born in America Hates her husband Doesn't even lift Can benchpress 5000 pounds Weak Weak jewelery Loves her husband dearly Didn't allow American kids to get fat Lets American kids get fat Leaves her husband in the dust Always writes her own speeches Loud and proud jeweler Strong Plagiarizes Michelle's speeches Helped her husband with his presidency
"The Virgin melaria THE CHADMICHELLE Constantly confused looking Always has a confident look in her eve Born in Yugoslavia Born in America Hates her husband Doesn't even lift Can benchpress 5000 pounds Weak Weak jewelery Loves her husband dearly Didn't allow American kids to get fat Lets American kids get fat Leaves her husband in the dust Always writes her own speeches Loud and proud jeweler Strong Plagiarizes Michelle's speeches Helped her husband with his presidency

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The Virgin Vocaloid THE 3CHAD&GACHIGASM8 Virtual program, doesn't actually exist Can be easily mistaken for some random anime character from an amv Unorthodox premise and style leaves a powerful first impression to viewers Based on real life people who are well respected in the nico nico douga community Oversaturated "kawaii" Design solely appeals to weeaboo trash and cosplay thots Relies on autotune to develop music Utilizies the battle cries of shear manhood to conduct its orchestral scores Visual appearance is that of a greek god; has no need for clothing and cannot be mimicked by anyone Stars C grade waifu bait and made a forgettable meme about twirling leeks Deep and complex lore behind every character, every piece of line from its source material is memorable Sold out to Dominos Pizza to be a vituarl lap dancer for secluded and horny men Completely unmarketable due to it:s content being "explicit," but makes a public appearance to loyal fans annually under his own consent
The Virgin Vocaloid THE 3CHAD&GACHIGASM8 Virtual program, doesn't actually exist Can be easily mistaken for some random anime character from an amv Unorthodox premise and style leaves a powerful first impression to viewers Based on real life people who are well respected in the nico nico douga community Oversaturated "kawaii" Design solely appeals to weeaboo trash and cosplay thots Relies on autotune to develop music Utilizies the battle cries of shear manhood to conduct its orchestral scores Visual appearance is that of a greek god; has no need for clothing and cannot be mimicked by anyone Stars C grade waifu bait and made a forgettable meme about twirling leeks Deep and complex lore behind every character, every piece of line from its source material is memorable Sold out to Dominos Pizza to be a vituarl lap dancer for secluded and horny men Completely unmarketable due to it:s content being "explicit," but makes a public appearance to loyal fans annually under his own consent

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Virgin Porn Artist vs CHADBASE

The virgin p--- artist THE CHADBASE S----- $40 tablet Doesn't have a websiteNo one has seen under those glases Draws what ever fetish, does not care toches him self to his own art Has his own website Whats a request?" Doesn't draw fetish art because "it's weird" Has a large screen drawing pad Doesn't want to be a nazi Responds to his folowers Takes pictures of him self Doesn't beat his meat to own art Takes requests Never responds to his followers Proud Nazi
The virgin p--- artist THE CHADBASE S----- $40 tablet Doesn't have a websiteNo one has seen under those glases Draws what ever fetish, does not care toches him self to his own art Has his own website Whats a request?" Doesn't draw fetish art because "it's weird" Has a large screen drawing pad Doesn't want to be a nazi Responds to his folowers Takes pictures of him self Doesn't beat his meat to own art Takes requests Never responds to his followers Proud Nazi

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The Virgin Ray vs The Chad Kaizuka

only newtypes attached to him almost all female and male cast clings on him both sides revered and respected him and he remain loyal militariman till the end the Federation consider him a worldwide threat after all great s--- he done in OYW that he's got into house arrest until 0087 lhe Chad Kaizuka icks ass using second rate ace custom that barely par with versian super robots, and alWays wins he is so f------ alpha, no one can relate. he's a living plot device made to relate with young uses a super prototype (or ace custom in case of Dijeh) like Gundam and awaken his newtype powers to kick ass, even after that he still messes His personality hinders his his personality barely changes people's vie stoic innocent face social Tife because he s a hero an an do no wrong babyface because he's a wimp cribaby ignored his childhood friend, the best girl because she is the sister of his rival, and accidentally kills his love interest and it haunts him till the end he can do no Wrong, no one except Slaine char clone never ignored his friend make a steady friendship with his love interest even after she paired with someone get smacked multiple times because he can't pilots his mecha like s---, increase repair expenses two-fold from necessary faulty ideals, and refuses to fight despite how dire the situation is always ready to fight ace pilot that LI no one ever want to joke on him let alone mess graze on people constantly lives with his (albeit distant and divorced) parents and still can't get it straight lives alone with her big sis and manage to build a stable school life before the war ig making fun of hiIs fetishize eggs and make them his lord and saviour a virgin lives and probably has his d--- sucked after the war goes against the plot and fails because he's a nuanced human being probably the reason why character like Shinji existed the plot bends on him on a whim because he's a living plot device oniisama be proud of hi
only newtypes attached to him almost all female and male cast clings on him both sides revered and respected him and he remain loyal militariman till the end the Federation consider him a worldwide threat after all great s--- he done in OYW that he's got into house arrest until 0087 lhe Chad Kaizuka icks ass using second rate ace custom that barely par with versian super robots, and alWays wins he is so f------ alpha, no one can relate. he's a living plot device made to relate with young uses a super prototype (or ace custom in case of Dijeh) like Gundam and awaken his newtype powers to kick ass, even after that he still messes His personality hinders his his personality barely changes people's vie stoic innocent face social Tife because he s a hero an an do no wrong babyface because he's a wimp cribaby ignored his childhood friend, the best girl because she is the sister of his rival, and accidentally kills his love interest and it haunts him till the end he can do no Wrong, no one except Slaine char clone never ignored his friend make a steady friendship with his love interest even after she paired with someone get smacked multiple times because he can't pilots his mecha like s---, increase repair expenses two-fold from necessary faulty ideals, and refuses to fight despite how dire the situation is always ready to fight ace pilot that LI no one ever want to joke on him let alone mess graze on people constantly lives with his (albeit distant and divorced) parents and still can't get it straight lives alone with her big sis and manage to build a stable school life before the war ig making fun of hiIs fetishize eggs and make them his lord and saviour a virgin lives and probably has his d--- sucked after the war goes against the plot and fails because he's a nuanced human being probably the reason why character like Shinji existed the plot bends on him on a whim because he's a living plot device oniisama be proud of hi

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Daniel wait up! You have to let me go Chad W-what? The crash was 10 years ago it wasn't your fault.
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The Virginal Knave vs The Noble Lord

ThE VIRGINAL KNAVE The NOBLE LORD PEEDS H.S ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS hIs STEED VGHT SeLE NES ON Tbe K.ADe. . . . FINEST CAKES AND ALES WhOLLy ILLTERATE FIGHTS THE BLOODY O READE AS A BABE BATTLES OTbERS MERELy READ OF hOLDS THE ChAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSes wENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS
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INTJ Neophyte & INTP Planeswalker

doesn't feel like a "real" wizard unless he wears the hood THE INTP PLANESWALKER THE INTJ NEOPHYTE Tinds wearing his hood to be pointiessly ceremonial values discipline because he needs time to process information installed heatsink on his head to ventilate his brain ragile ego causes him to take himself too seriously has never heard of discipline in his life, yet has absorbed every field of human knowledge dismantled his ego as a child, neither knows nor cares about concept of 'self daydreams about being a deity to compensate for feelings of inferiority ENFP 9 has conversed with multiple deities and traverses their realms with humility knows love is infinite, constantly strives to encompass and express it reprogrammed entire consciousness using on thinks python is too easy" for hinm "knowledge is power y python sweating bullets beneath his robe but will never let his extreme discomfort show on his face for literally no reason has never been laid because women are immaterial to him firmly believes his theories are impenetrable after 'pondering' comes up with one solution he thinks is the best disposed of his sleeves for easier movement and body temperature regulation took 20 tabs of acid within the last hour angrily writes whiny manifestos that nobody reads holds grudges because he is easily offended "tfw can't clone self for the sole purpose of learning two things at once 'dear journal, yep, i still think i'm better than pretty much everyone, can only win fights by using black magi<c dispassionately pens insighttul treatises that alter centuries of thoug thinks love is reducible to deterministic states, dismisses it as being 'too simple' will have washed, ironed, and changed his robe by the time you finish reading this has already divined every solution but is too lazy to tell anyone its own reward" has never been laid because he is afraid of women knows he is fallible, continually identifies weak points in his logic and revises according wearing what he woke up in; hasn't changed dothes for 3 weeks unironically has a 'waifu' "society is f----- "drugs are bad doesn't even acknowledge others enough to become offended personally invested in online arguments does not actually have a waifu, but says he does because he finds it amusing once won a fight by boring his opponent to death rs customizing emacs physically incapable of using footwear wears huge boots because he is prepared for anything opens 50 terminal windows and uses vim in all of them
doesn't feel like a "real" wizard unless he wears the hood THE INTP PLANESWALKER THE INTJ NEOPHYTE Tinds wearing his hood to be pointiessly ceremonial values discipline because he needs time to process information installed heatsink on his head to ventilate his brain ragile ego causes him to take himself too seriously has never heard of discipline in his life, yet has absorbed every field of human knowledge dismantled his ego as a child, neither knows nor cares about concept of 'self daydreams about being a deity to compensate for feelings of inferiority ENFP 9 has conversed with multiple deities and traverses their realms with humility knows love is infinite, constantly strives to encompass and express it reprogrammed entire consciousness using on thinks python is too easy" for hinm "knowledge is power y python sweating bullets beneath his robe but will never let his extreme discomfort show on his face for literally no reason has never been laid because women are immaterial to him firmly believes his theories are impenetrable after 'pondering' comes up with one solution he thinks is the best disposed of his sleeves for easier movement and body temperature regulation took 20 tabs of acid within the last hour angrily writes whiny manifestos that nobody reads holds grudges because he is easily offended "tfw can't clone self for the sole purpose of learning two things at once 'dear journal, yep, i still think i'm better than pretty much everyone, can only win fights by using black magi<c dispassionately pens insighttul treatises that alter centuries of thoug thinks love is reducible to deterministic states, dismisses it as being 'too simple' will have washed, ironed, and changed his robe by the time you finish reading this has already divined every solution but is too lazy to tell anyone its own reward" has never been laid because he is afraid of women knows he is fallible, continually identifies weak points in his logic and revises according wearing what he woke up in; hasn't changed dothes for 3 weeks unironically has a 'waifu' "society is f----- "drugs are bad doesn't even acknowledge others enough to become offended personally invested in online arguments does not actually have a waifu, but says he does because he finds it amusing once won a fight by boring his opponent to death rs customizing emacs physically incapable of using footwear wears huge boots because he is prepared for anything opens 50 terminal windows and uses vim in all of them

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