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The Virgin Continental THE CHAD ANALYTIC Well-versed in mathematics and science Needs hermeneutics to read a book Writes in clear language Correct in every possible world Obscurantist Can't escape Hegel's shadow Grasps the truth conditions of his propositions Self-refuting relativist Resentful - hates society Pretends to be a sociologist Logically rigorous Dissolves philosophical issues Has to make up new Thinks reality can only be described by poetry words all the time Uses symbolic logic to avoid all ambiguity and maximize operational ease Suffers from existential dread Humble - deals with discrete problems Thinks he's escaped Cartesianism Has never written a semantically meaningful sentence Discovered a posteriori necessity Healthy acknowledgement of the subject-object gap Will probably have to rework Marxism for the 1000th time tomorrow Thinks nothing is a thing Doesn't pursue meaningless questions -[(3x)(Mx & Gx) & vy((My & Gy) –y=x)]
The Virgin Continental THE CHAD ANALYTIC Well-versed in mathematics and science Needs hermeneutics to read a book Writes in clear language Correct in every possible world Obscurantist Can't escape Hegel's shadow Grasps the truth conditions of his propositions Self-refuting relativist Resentful - hates society Pretends to be a sociologist Logically rigorous Dissolves philosophical issues Has to make up new Thinks reality can only be described by poetry words all the time Uses symbolic logic to avoid all ambiguity and maximize operational ease Suffers from existential dread Humble - deals with discrete problems Thinks he's escaped Cartesianism Has never written a semantically meaningful sentence Discovered a posteriori necessity Healthy acknowledgement of the subject-object gap Will probably have to rework Marxism for the 1000th time tomorrow Thinks nothing is a thing Doesn't pursue meaningless questions -[(3x)(Mx & Gx) & vy((My & Gy) –y=x)]

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The virgin american nationalist vs chad russian patriot

Virgin American nationalist Chad Russian patriot Wears his Aeri a Fat grandfather's ushanka Muscular body from wrestling bears Wears MAGA hat Eats 20 big macs a Boomer Eats kompot that day his babushka Trump supporter Supports the Omakes him Pisses on a portrait of Trump everyday assasination of Probably a white Qassem Soleimani The death of supremacist Qassem Soleimani Hates Muslims F------ fat Respects minorities was a tragic war crime that the US Downplays other Hates Blacks countries' role in has to explain Hates Chinese ww2, thinks US Only hates virgin american nationalists single handedly Has a portrait of Lenin and Stalin in Hates Jews took down both Nazi Germany and his bedroom Strong legs from squatting in the Hates immigrants Imperial Japan Proud of his grandfather and the red army who pushed the nazis from Stalingrad street all the time Hates pretty much everything except "mUrlcA f--- yEaH" Loves his country, still for America misses the USSR
Virgin American nationalist Chad Russian patriot Wears his Aeri a Fat grandfather's ushanka Muscular body from wrestling bears Wears MAGA hat Eats 20 big macs a Boomer Eats kompot that day his babushka Trump supporter Supports the Omakes him Pisses on a portrait of Trump everyday assasination of Probably a white Qassem Soleimani The death of supremacist Qassem Soleimani Hates Muslims F------ fat Respects minorities was a tragic war crime that the US Downplays other Hates Blacks countries' role in has to explain Hates Chinese ww2, thinks US Only hates virgin american nationalists single handedly Has a portrait of Lenin and Stalin in Hates Jews took down both Nazi Germany and his bedroom Strong legs from squatting in the Hates immigrants Imperial Japan Proud of his grandfather and the red army who pushed the nazis from Stalingrad street all the time Hates pretty much everything except "mUrlcA f--- yEaH" Loves his country, still for America misses the USSR

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The virgin Incel vs. the Chad Neckbeard

The virgin Incel THE CHADNECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his moter Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid Lives in a crappy bland ghetto apartment Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pilows kept him company Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters Has no skills besides Has watoredevery anime known to man, desnt give a f--- what Ince s making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Doesn't watch anime because he thinks itl make him a "consoomer" Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirts Has never had a girtriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Idolizes sodiopaths like Eliot Rodger Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Spends all his free time complaining about women online Is perfectly content with his life Treats women ike sht Hates his life Treats women with the respect they deserve "Allow me to defend your honor, mlady" "Take the redpil/blackpill bro" Speaks like a chaming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warrior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"
The virgin Incel THE CHADNECKBEARD Hates his mom because Loves and respects his moter Wasn't popular in school, constantly complains about how he missed out she's a "roastie foid Lives in a crappy bland ghetto apartment Was never popular in school, didnt give a f--- because his waifu pilows kept him company Lives in a personalized basement decked out with anime posters Has no skills besides Has watoredevery anime known to man, desnt give a f--- what Ince s making subpar memes Never goes anywhere in public for fear of being judged Is an accomplished swordsman, professional Hentai artist, and veteran Gamer Doesn't watch anime because he thinks itl make him a "consoomer" Has only been in like 2 fights, got his ass kicked both times Has defeated countless opponents in battle with his trusty katana Goes to anime cons with his bros all the time Has no idea how to fight Has a harem of Has already worked out 20 ways to cut you down with his katana 14 sexy catgirts Has never had a girtriend Idolizes his favorite anime protagonists Idolizes sodiopaths like Eliot Rodger Only goes to the gym to look better, weak af Spends his free time enjoying anime, playing video games, and studying the blade No need to hit the gym, katana training made him strong Spends all his free time complaining about women online Is perfectly content with his life Treats women ike sht Hates his life Treats women with the respect they deserve "Allow me to defend your honor, mlady" "Take the redpil/blackpill bro" Speaks like a chaming gentleman Skinny-fat, 5'4, 112 pounds with almost no muscle 6 feet and 250+ pounds of warrior strength Uses disrespectful slang like "betacuck" and "roastie"

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Last men

the vYrgin: last man THE CHADMATSU NO HAREM Girfriend who spends all story searching wanted to break up with him since the beggining and ends up with his Treat women as breeding material, triggers feminists like a boss Tries to find virus' origin and a cure by himself and not be just a experiment subject Feminist s---: BORING one t-- sister Mediocre live action: LAME Waifu is killed just when they confess to each other at the end Realistic: DULL Homophobic because is jealous Fairfull anime adaptation Just another mediocre harem Color theme as bland as him full of fanservice manga: don't gives a f--- Main character pretends is a girl and hides himself all time Marries a woman actually doesn't love just because they have a daughter Happens in the future Virus created on purpose by a feminazi conspiracy Main character shows himself to the Spends first half trying to kill himself unconsciously Thinks is one of best comics ever made: is slightly above average whole world without shame or fear Girlfriend waits loyal five years to him, before the pandemic starts and is the leader of the terrorist resistance Virus created by accident by an old man Sister loves and supports him and even rejects to date one of the other few men what are left and who actively wants her (possible crush on her brother) Sister becomes a feminazi Makes escapism to and tries to kill him attract attention Men f--- like bunnies with hot and Thinks is special: is alive for a monkey s--- Tries to be loyal to his girlfriend: ends cheating her one time (if you are going to cheat do it well) sexy girls, except main character, who is loyal to his girlfriend till the end
the vYrgin: last man THE CHADMATSU NO HAREM Girfriend who spends all story searching wanted to break up with him since the beggining and ends up with his Treat women as breeding material, triggers feminists like a boss Tries to find virus' origin and a cure by himself and not be just a experiment subject Feminist s---: BORING one t-- sister Mediocre live action: LAME Waifu is killed just when they confess to each other at the end Realistic: DULL Homophobic because is jealous Fairfull anime adaptation Just another mediocre harem Color theme as bland as him full of fanservice manga: don't gives a f--- Main character pretends is a girl and hides himself all time Marries a woman actually doesn't love just because they have a daughter Happens in the future Virus created on purpose by a feminazi conspiracy Main character shows himself to the Spends first half trying to kill himself unconsciously Thinks is one of best comics ever made: is slightly above average whole world without shame or fear Girlfriend waits loyal five years to him, before the pandemic starts and is the leader of the terrorist resistance Virus created by accident by an old man Sister loves and supports him and even rejects to date one of the other few men what are left and who actively wants her (possible crush on her brother) Sister becomes a feminazi Makes escapism to and tries to kill him attract attention Men f--- like bunnies with hot and Thinks is special: is alive for a monkey s--- Tries to be loyal to his girlfriend: ends cheating her one time (if you are going to cheat do it well) sexy girls, except main character, who is loyal to his girlfriend till the end

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The proper way to stand in the shower

Virgin Facing Towards the Tap Chad Facing Away from the Tap Gets a free back massage every time he showers Can't sing in the shower because his mouth gets waterlogged Always gets water in his eyes Just turns around to wash/rinse his hair or turn off the tap because he's not lazy Everyone l've ever seen in a shampoo/soap commercial does it Can easily wash his butt crack 丰 Censored His most sensitive spot this way always gets sprayed Censored Everyone l've ever seen in a real-life public shower does it this way
Virgin Facing Towards the Tap Chad Facing Away from the Tap Gets a free back massage every time he showers Can't sing in the shower because his mouth gets waterlogged Always gets water in his eyes Just turns around to wash/rinse his hair or turn off the tap because he's not lazy Everyone l've ever seen in a shampoo/soap commercial does it Can easily wash his butt crack 丰 Censored His most sensitive spot this way always gets sprayed Censored Everyone l've ever seen in a real-life public shower does it this way

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Phantom vs Dragon

VIRGIN DANIEL FENTON CHAD JAKE LONG Creator is a jackass who rips off fans, traces artwork, and thinks Jesus actually wants to spend his personal time curing autism Oozes personality from every fiber of his being; can not be replaced by anyone without causing massive changes to the series Creator vanished from existence Boring, basic personality that can literally be put onto virtually any character and there would be absolutely no change to the show at all so that the legacy of his great creation would not be tarnished Can turn into a dragon, which is objectively cooler than a ghost Can use magic, making him potentially more powerful than most other cartoon characters and on par with the best of all sorcerors Generic White Guy Wins first Death Battle because Show was only There is no dimension where he the series is written by and for Incels so it is naturally biased towards him ended because is weaker, he is at full strength in all worlds Is a literal cuck who is only capable of attracting a far-leftist radical fake goth girl who is incredibly toxic while all other Disney execs are incels Only he loses his second battle Show casted off the virgin yiffers of it's fanbase by unapologetically changing the design of the dragon form to be more realistic and less Is actually capable of attracting sexy girls and has at least two girlfriends by the end of the show Had a third season, but it sucked because the original story writer was fired actually decent women sense his virginity and are repelled by him cheap furry bait Show had an actually satisfying conclusion that has enough unanswered questions and loose ends to still warrant a third season Season 2 bothered to keep going after "Ultimate Enemy" Is still popular mostly due to Tumblr Users & their fake headcanons His own creator destroyed his show by making it be so over budget that the network could no longer afford to keep the show on the air Season 1 was mostly typical Toon Disney humor but Season 2 amped up the plot and actually had plenty of serious, heavy moments and an overarching narrative that most incels and virgins Interesting character design, simple, yet still complex. Stands out in a crowd. Ghost form is literally just a recolor of his human form with a jumpsuit missed. Is Half-Asian/Half-White, making him the perfect synthesis of Eastern & Western Culture Dragon form looks completely different from Human Form Is considered part of the NickToons franchise rather than his own Boring, basic character design Would literally blend in to any crowd scene while still clearly being him The Ghost Zone itself is actually a weakness to his ghost powers Is considered his own individual series, rather than part of some other franchise
VIRGIN DANIEL FENTON CHAD JAKE LONG Creator is a jackass who rips off fans, traces artwork, and thinks Jesus actually wants to spend his personal time curing autism Oozes personality from every fiber of his being; can not be replaced by anyone without causing massive changes to the series Creator vanished from existence Boring, basic personality that can literally be put onto virtually any character and there would be absolutely no change to the show at all so that the legacy of his great creation would not be tarnished Can turn into a dragon, which is objectively cooler than a ghost Can use magic, making him potentially more powerful than most other cartoon characters and on par with the best of all sorcerors Generic White Guy Wins first Death Battle because Show was only There is no dimension where he the series is written by and for Incels so it is naturally biased towards him ended because is weaker, he is at full strength in all worlds Is a literal cuck who is only capable of attracting a far-leftist radical fake goth girl who is incredibly toxic while all other Disney execs are incels Only he loses his second battle Show casted off the virgin yiffers of it's fanbase by unapologetically changing the design of the dragon form to be more realistic and less Is actually capable of attracting sexy girls and has at least two girlfriends by the end of the show Had a third season, but it sucked because the original story writer was fired actually decent women sense his virginity and are repelled by him cheap furry bait Show had an actually satisfying conclusion that has enough unanswered questions and loose ends to still warrant a third season Season 2 bothered to keep going after "Ultimate Enemy" Is still popular mostly due to Tumblr Users & their fake headcanons His own creator destroyed his show by making it be so over budget that the network could no longer afford to keep the show on the air Season 1 was mostly typical Toon Disney humor but Season 2 amped up the plot and actually had plenty of serious, heavy moments and an overarching narrative that most incels and virgins Interesting character design, simple, yet still complex. Stands out in a crowd. Ghost form is literally just a recolor of his human form with a jumpsuit missed. Is Half-Asian/Half-White, making him the perfect synthesis of Eastern & Western Culture Dragon form looks completely different from Human Form Is considered part of the NickToons franchise rather than his own Boring, basic character design Would literally blend in to any crowd scene while still clearly being him The Ghost Zone itself is actually a weakness to his ghost powers Is considered his own individual series, rather than part of some other franchise

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Wizard Serena vs LAD Iris, May, and Misty vs GAD Dawn

hates her mother puts ash on high pedestal and objectifies him as flawless alpha male alola petition didn't even work proof that girls can be incels too has all the telltale signs an obsessive stalker XY pretends to be deep and mature but really just generic shonen "You're not acting like the Ash I know!" steals ash's clothes while he sleeps never meets any of kisses ash then only exists to be waifu bait leaves forever ash's old friends takes 47 episodes to get a goal honestly would've ruined alola anyway only catches 3 mons cannot realize ash only likes her as a friend loses performance fans give writers death threats just because she didn't dance with ash starts her journey to track down some random kid she met cries like a baby most of her fans are coomers and neckbeards anyway at summer camp years ago writers will probably only put her in Journeys out of pity never chosen bu legendary or mythical arc is just a rehash of previous females only popular because of amourshipping never became kalos queen regularly cucked by a big yellow rat fans treat her like a manic pixie dream girl. Dude, she's 10. ash should probably get a restraining order. a bad role model who teaches little girls to desperately chase after VIZARD men owned Gen IV mon a whole year before Diamond and Pearl even tamed raised axew to badass crew of was popular enough to get her own movie dragon master gyarados owned Gen II mon a whole year before Gold hахоrus water-types advanceshipping is a nice bonus but still popular without it released takes s--- became unova champion takes no s--- brother is a genius from nobody and Silver even released from little kids fandom of genwunners who never send angry tweets to writers actually achieved her dream realistic arc and not just waifu eye candy developed genuine feelings for ash and not a creepy stalker probably made tracey her bitch caught a bulbasaur and squirtle good role model who teaches little girls that hates simps everybody thought she was the worst girl lolnope can use mega evolution unapologetically steals egg from ash and gives zero f---- it's ok not to have raised manaphy everything planned out in life popular without shipping good role model who teaches little girls to be strong and stand up for themselves LAD BLACKELWHITE LADE LAD Indigo League traveled through so many mons that she needs to rotate them time RUBY SAPPHIRE AND he writers are always PINKU NI KAGAYAKU JIMAN NO POKECCHI rightfully putting her on a high pedestal and having her constantly return in the show piplup is such a chad that it never needed to FULL TEAM OF SIX MONS literally helped save the never needed a petition world from team galactic evolve for her to return lol no petition needed a recurring character in Journeys who always comes back basically the co-protagonist of DP raised a cyndaquil beautifully crafted character arc *chef kiss* literally every dude in sinnoh wants her has a goal from day one monkey that is a ping-pong prodigy shares an iconic high five with ash tamed a woolly mammoth given a badass togekiss for literally no reason fandom composed of gen z kids who simply enjoy looking back at childhood traveled between space and time has met arceus never stalked ash just asked "Can I come with you?" like a normal person actually cares about her mother best contest episodes chosen by mesprit memorable rivals returned in unova for 9 episodes Gen IV was so beloved that Game Freak made two new sinnoh games pearlshipping is actually healthy but still doesn't even need waifu baiting and contrived shipping to be healthy GAD DIAMOND PEARL N
hates her mother puts ash on high pedestal and objectifies him as flawless alpha male alola petition didn't even work proof that girls can be incels too has all the telltale signs an obsessive stalker XY pretends to be deep and mature but really just generic shonen "You're not acting like the Ash I know!" steals ash's clothes while he sleeps never meets any of kisses ash then only exists to be waifu bait leaves forever ash's old friends takes 47 episodes to get a goal honestly would've ruined alola anyway only catches 3 mons cannot realize ash only likes her as a friend loses performance fans give writers death threats just because she didn't dance with ash starts her journey to track down some random kid she met cries like a baby most of her fans are coomers and neckbeards anyway at summer camp years ago writers will probably only put her in Journeys out of pity never chosen bu legendary or mythical arc is just a rehash of previous females only popular because of amourshipping never became kalos queen regularly cucked by a big yellow rat fans treat her like a manic pixie dream girl. Dude, she's 10. ash should probably get a restraining order. a bad role model who teaches little girls to desperately chase after VIZARD men owned Gen IV mon a whole year before Diamond and Pearl even tamed raised axew to badass crew of was popular enough to get her own movie dragon master gyarados owned Gen II mon a whole year before Gold hахоrus water-types advanceshipping is a nice bonus but still popular without it released takes s--- became unova champion takes no s--- brother is a genius from nobody and Silver even released from little kids fandom of genwunners who never send angry tweets to writers actually achieved her dream realistic arc and not just waifu eye candy developed genuine feelings for ash and not a creepy stalker probably made tracey her bitch caught a bulbasaur and squirtle good role model who teaches little girls that hates simps everybody thought she was the worst girl lolnope can use mega evolution unapologetically steals egg from ash and gives zero f---- it's ok not to have raised manaphy everything planned out in life popular without shipping good role model who teaches little girls to be strong and stand up for themselves LAD BLACKELWHITE LADE LAD Indigo League traveled through so many mons that she needs to rotate them time RUBY SAPPHIRE AND he writers are always PINKU NI KAGAYAKU JIMAN NO POKECCHI rightfully putting her on a high pedestal and having her constantly return in the show piplup is such a chad that it never needed to FULL TEAM OF SIX MONS literally helped save the never needed a petition world from team galactic evolve for her to return lol no petition needed a recurring character in Journeys who always comes back basically the co-protagonist of DP raised a cyndaquil beautifully crafted character arc *chef kiss* literally every dude in sinnoh wants her has a goal from day one monkey that is a ping-pong prodigy shares an iconic high five with ash tamed a woolly mammoth given a badass togekiss for literally no reason fandom composed of gen z kids who simply enjoy looking back at childhood traveled between space and time has met arceus never stalked ash just asked "Can I come with you?" like a normal person actually cares about her mother best contest episodes chosen by mesprit memorable rivals returned in unova for 9 episodes Gen IV was so beloved that Game Freak made two new sinnoh games pearlshipping is actually healthy but still doesn't even need waifu baiting and contrived shipping to be healthy GAD DIAMOND PEARL N

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Defend vs Cure

Naofumi is take from another meme. Keyaru part is mine
Naofumi is take from another meme. Keyaru part is mine

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Manga Garou vs Webcomic Garou

Virgin chared meatloaf garou design CHAD scribbly college notebook sketch garou design Does not give a f--- about consistency Changes design every panel Looks like an alienware PC Physically incapable of doing the sappy smile because ONE forgot to give him a face Probably gonna do the sappy smile at some point. You know the one. Enters the fight sleepwalking with a mild dust cloud Enters the fight ripping black sperm in half Looks scuffed in a series full Looks scuffed in a series full of some of the best art and of scuffed art character designs in manga Illuminated by the moon because the Illuminated by the moon is cool moon to foreshadow a cooler villain Has a massive gaping hole in his face showing his human side under his shell "Not a single trace of his face is left... his blood, hair, fabrics "Time to conduct evil" "GRAAO000OARRRRGH" is a reference to garou being secretly a makima simp is a reference to one of his first lines in his and skin tissue have mixed together in this deformed way.." introduction Doesn't wear shoes. F------ animal. Fights wearing air jordans the madlad Needs a stopwatch during speed scenes to appease the powerscalers Punches Flashy Flash for using a stopwatch
Virgin chared meatloaf garou design CHAD scribbly college notebook sketch garou design Does not give a f--- about consistency Changes design every panel Looks like an alienware PC Physically incapable of doing the sappy smile because ONE forgot to give him a face Probably gonna do the sappy smile at some point. You know the one. Enters the fight sleepwalking with a mild dust cloud Enters the fight ripping black sperm in half Looks scuffed in a series full Looks scuffed in a series full of some of the best art and of scuffed art character designs in manga Illuminated by the moon because the Illuminated by the moon is cool moon to foreshadow a cooler villain Has a massive gaping hole in his face showing his human side under his shell "Not a single trace of his face is left... his blood, hair, fabrics "Time to conduct evil" "GRAAO000OARRRRGH" is a reference to garou being secretly a makima simp is a reference to one of his first lines in his and skin tissue have mixed together in this deformed way.." introduction Doesn't wear shoes. F------ animal. Fights wearing air jordans the madlad Needs a stopwatch during speed scenes to appease the powerscalers Punches Flashy Flash for using a stopwatch

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The Virgin Scot vs The Chad Irishman

The Virgin Scot vs. The Chad Irishman EU has his back Longs for EU Rebel Has own language Collaborator Both languages forced on him by neighbours SEXT Fought for freedom with blood and semtex GUINNESS ORIGINA Actually voted against own independence Shinty played by 3 people and pathetic at all sports Own sports fill stadiums, and beats English at their own games Tiocfaidh ár Celtic Tiger lá Gives oil to England |SNP8 Proudly drinks whiskey and guinness ''Mid cannons' road and rifle's peal, We'll chant a soldier's song" "Those days are gone now, and in the past they must remain" Favourite drinks invented by English (buckfast) and Irish (whisky)
The Virgin Scot vs. The Chad Irishman EU has his back Longs for EU Rebel Has own language Collaborator Both languages forced on him by neighbours SEXT Fought for freedom with blood and semtex GUINNESS ORIGINA Actually voted against own independence Shinty played by 3 people and pathetic at all sports Own sports fill stadiums, and beats English at their own games Tiocfaidh ár Celtic Tiger lá Gives oil to England |SNP8 Proudly drinks whiskey and guinness ''Mid cannons' road and rifle's peal, We'll chant a soldier's song" "Those days are gone now, and in the past they must remain" Favourite drinks invented by English (buckfast) and Irish (whisky)

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The virgin trump vs the chad xi vs the vlad putin (chad thad putin)

The Virgin Trump THE CHAD XI VAD PUTIN Lustrous jet-black hair Balding hair looks ridiculous Fkin rides a bear. Cute and fluffy like a bear, children love him Went to none of the debates; no party affiliation; no campaining; still won election Bear develops jawline from Putin's residue testosterone Same weight as a bear Loved and idolised by 600 million women, but Barely got elected still loyal to loving wife by landslide So fat Americans make fun of his Political Wins own Ripped from doing manual labour MUNNY opponents commit suicide out weight election, rigs others in his youth of shame Penis so large can't wear pants Small hands = Censored small penis; made invisible by belly fat Cucked by own wife when visiting other chad leaders everything, even his own penis Allows elections Penis as since he's large as the Soviet confident about winning them Never heard of Union. elections but a master of erections Tough talk about "beating" China and Russia all the time, bows to them in person Judo black Actually capitalist, America owes him trillions of dollars belt Businessman but never makes good trade deals
The Virgin Trump THE CHAD XI VAD PUTIN Lustrous jet-black hair Balding hair looks ridiculous Fkin rides a bear. Cute and fluffy like a bear, children love him Went to none of the debates; no party affiliation; no campaining; still won election Bear develops jawline from Putin's residue testosterone Same weight as a bear Loved and idolised by 600 million women, but Barely got elected still loyal to loving wife by landslide So fat Americans make fun of his Political Wins own Ripped from doing manual labour MUNNY opponents commit suicide out weight election, rigs others in his youth of shame Penis so large can't wear pants Small hands = Censored small penis; made invisible by belly fat Cucked by own wife when visiting other chad leaders everything, even his own penis Allows elections Penis as since he's large as the Soviet confident about winning them Never heard of Union. elections but a master of erections Tough talk about "beating" China and Russia all the time, bows to them in person Judo black Actually capitalist, America owes him trillions of dollars belt Businessman but never makes good trade deals

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the virgin merkel vs the chad putin

VIRGIN MERKEL Daughter with two jobs, doesn't CHAD PUTIN even need a wife Entire EU can't even outmatch Has more tanks than the rest of America Europe combined Not even one child No opposition Tired posture from all the refugee r--- whatsoever Approval rating not even above 50% Doesn't care about USA, makes friends instead Cant even get a majority 16 Years in the of the vote KGB Saggy, weak body Only flag he bears is the Russian Flag Criticizes USA, comes crying back to them when Russia attacks 66 years old, Judo Black Belt Flinches from a Approval rating consistently above 60% massage attempt Embraces violent past, Casually high fives dictators Still guilty about past, tries to cover it up lets the communists stay Puts his army wherever he feels like it
VIRGIN MERKEL Daughter with two jobs, doesn't CHAD PUTIN even need a wife Entire EU can't even outmatch Has more tanks than the rest of America Europe combined Not even one child No opposition Tired posture from all the refugee r--- whatsoever Approval rating not even above 50% Doesn't care about USA, makes friends instead Cant even get a majority 16 Years in the of the vote KGB Saggy, weak body Only flag he bears is the Russian Flag Criticizes USA, comes crying back to them when Russia attacks 66 years old, Judo Black Belt Flinches from a Approval rating consistently above 60% massage attempt Embraces violent past, Casually high fives dictators Still guilty about past, tries to cover it up lets the communists stay Puts his army wherever he feels like it

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the virgin charles xii vs chad pyotr veliky (chad peter the great)

The virgin charles XII CHAD PYOTR VELIKY his dad did all the work BELOVED BY EVERY RUSSIAN balding at age 14 MODERNIZED MOTHER RUSSIA TURNING has a mixed reputation in his own cucked country MAGNIFICIENT MOUSTACHE AND HAIR, TALL AND HER INTO THE EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER MUSCULAR all the victories done IT IS TO THIS DAY by other generals HIS PARTIES ALL OVER EUROPE got drunk once, quit alcohol beacuse "muh hangover" the disasters are his fault SHOCKED AND AMAZED KING AND QUEENS MAKING HIM knows he can never INTO A LIVING LEGEND HANDS READY TO SEIZE HIS compare to Charles Il so he never RIGHTFULL BALTIC COAST losses the war despite dies an actual virgin using all his countries ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN WINS THE WAR LIKE A TRUE resources RUSSIAN, SCORCHING LAND AND COUNTINUING THE PERSONALLY LEADING THE ARMY LEGACY his legacy is a shity metal album protesto-luthero-cucko- who gives a s--- TENDER LOVER ONLY RIVALED OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BY RASPUTIN heretic HIS LEGACY IS THE MOST POWERFULL cries himself to sleep while thinking about Poltava COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RUSSIAN EUROASIAN MASTER RACE POLTAVA IS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY IN HIS LIFE, HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES
The virgin charles XII CHAD PYOTR VELIKY his dad did all the work BELOVED BY EVERY RUSSIAN balding at age 14 MODERNIZED MOTHER RUSSIA TURNING has a mixed reputation in his own cucked country MAGNIFICIENT MOUSTACHE AND HAIR, TALL AND HER INTO THE EUROPEAN SUPERPOWER MUSCULAR all the victories done IT IS TO THIS DAY by other generals HIS PARTIES ALL OVER EUROPE got drunk once, quit alcohol beacuse "muh hangover" the disasters are his fault SHOCKED AND AMAZED KING AND QUEENS MAKING HIM knows he can never INTO A LIVING LEGEND HANDS READY TO SEIZE HIS compare to Charles Il so he never RIGHTFULL BALTIC COAST losses the war despite dies an actual virgin using all his countries ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN WINS THE WAR LIKE A TRUE resources RUSSIAN, SCORCHING LAND AND COUNTINUING THE PERSONALLY LEADING THE ARMY LEGACY his legacy is a shity metal album protesto-luthero-cucko- who gives a s--- TENDER LOVER ONLY RIVALED OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE BY RASPUTIN heretic HIS LEGACY IS THE MOST POWERFULL cries himself to sleep while thinking about Poltava COUNTRY IN THE WORLD RUSSIAN EUROASIAN MASTER RACE POLTAVA IS JUST AN AVERAGE DAY IN HIS LIFE, HAS MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES

Virgin vs. Chad
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BMP vs PTS-M

Why take a War Taxi when you can ride the almighty Battle Bus instead?
Why take a War Taxi when you can ride the almighty Battle Bus instead?

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Virgin the pooh vs Chaddington bear

Virgin The Pooh Chaddington Bear Goes to war for his peoples freedom Puts people in concentration camps Bans everything, probably banned the site you're reading this on Wants to legalize medical cannabis, prostitution and gun ownership People make memes about his giant balls Hated globally Bans cartoon bear because of hurt feelings Voices cartoon bear in live-action movie
Virgin The Pooh Chaddington Bear Goes to war for his peoples freedom Puts people in concentration camps Bans everything, probably banned the site you're reading this on Wants to legalize medical cannabis, prostitution and gun ownership People make memes about his giant balls Hated globally Bans cartoon bear because of hurt feelings Voices cartoon bear in live-action movie

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Reichsvirgin Göring vs CHADCELLOR GOEBBELS

Chadcellor Goebbels Reichsvirgin Göring knows the Jew is immunized against all dangers that he may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profi- teer, that it all runs of him like water thicc salutes, knows the Führer feels like Hitler isn't paying attention downfall stare takes his advice seriously refined calculated glare off a raincoat but if he calls him a to him jew won't be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back autistic plans and strategies groin injury from failed putsch constantly preforming silent "hummer-heils stays with Adi until the end, euthanizes his family to spare them a world without National Socialism frail frame from severe opiod addiction gets captured fleeing with a suitcase full of dihydrocodeine- tapdances powerful propaganda in morse code low test gait
Chadcellor Goebbels Reichsvirgin Göring knows the Jew is immunized against all dangers that he may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profi- teer, that it all runs of him like water thicc salutes, knows the Führer feels like Hitler isn't paying attention downfall stare takes his advice seriously refined calculated glare off a raincoat but if he calls him a to him jew won't be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back autistic plans and strategies groin injury from failed putsch constantly preforming silent "hummer-heils stays with Adi until the end, euthanizes his family to spare them a world without National Socialism frail frame from severe opiod addiction gets captured fleeing with a suitcase full of dihydrocodeine- tapdances powerful propaganda in morse code low test gait

Virgin vs. Chad
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