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The Virgin Trump THE CHAD XI VAD PUTIN Lustrous jet-black hair Balding hair looks ridiculous Fkin rides a bear. Cute and fluffy like a bear, children love him Went to none of the debates; no party affiliation; no campaining; still won election Bear develops jawline from Putin's residue testosterone Same weight as a bear Loved and idolised by 600 million women, but Barely got elected still loyal to loving wife by landslide So fat Americans make fun of his Political Wins own Ripped from doing manual labour MUNNY opponents commit suicide out weight election, rigs others in his youth of shame Penis so large can't wear pants Small hands = Censored small penis; made invisible by belly fat Cucked by own wife when visiting other chad leaders everything, even his own penis Allows elections Penis as since he's large as the Soviet confident about winning them Never heard of Union. elections but a master of erections Tough talk about "beating" China and Russia all the time, bows to them in person Judo black Actually capitalist, America owes him trillions of dollars belt Businessman but never makes good trade deals

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The virgin trump vs the chad xi vs the vlad putin (chad thad putin)


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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