Virgin vs. Chad - Images
The Virgin New Iraq National Anthem v. CHAD SADDAM-ERA IRAQ NATIONAL ANTHEM
![The virgin Mawtini The chat Ardulfurataini Watan Doesnt talk about ال لهاکبر Iraqs history Nobody has respect for it Made during the hard times in Iraq Despite it being shorter than Badass lyrics that make you Ardulfurataini, its harder to want to go fight Iranians memorize because its gay Had lots of respect Fits the Iraqi people and during the Saddam Era Its literally just represents them Palestines old anthem Made when Iraq Honestly just doesn't fit was on its feet Iraq or the Iraqi people Original song](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/629/145/8e5.jpg)
![The virgin Mawtini The chat Ardulfurataini Watan Doesnt talk about ال لهاکبر Iraqs history Nobody has respect for it Made during the hard times in Iraq Despite it being shorter than Badass lyrics that make you Ardulfurataini, its harder to want to go fight Iranians memorize because its gay Had lots of respect Fits the Iraqi people and during the Saddam Era Its literally just represents them Palestines old anthem Made when Iraq Honestly just doesn't fit was on its feet Iraq or the Iraqi people Original song](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/629/145/8e5.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Becky Uravity v. The Stacy Creati
![The Becky Urovity THE STACV CREATI Uravity Hero name is dumb and Plain looking hair and face and has the nerve to call others plain looking boring Cute and simple hero name Tacked on s-- backstory added on by author to make her seem less boring than she already is To cowardly to tell or admit she loves Deku Comes a from a rich and Wild and sexy hairdo loving home Her Quirk gives her motion sickness and she can't touch or grip anything without gloves Also got her ass handed to her by CHAD Explodo-Kills Costume looks dumb as hell and looks like there's an entrance to her p---- Is extremly beautiful inside and out Has been voted as the one Has an awesome and of the most disliked powerful Quirk Shounen Jump heroine's Hangs out with an autistic nerd and a hypocritical rich kid Tutored her friends and classmates out of the goodness of her heart Is one of the strongest students in Class A Boring color scheme is featured in thousands Daughter of two poor f--- Her entire character of doujins revolves around Deku Revealing but cool and practical costume Couldn't even get into the top 10's of her class Has blessed and touched by Prophet Mineta There's hardly any doujin featuring her at all Wears stupid and Impractical oversized puffy boots Smartest in her class](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/629/007/785.jpg)
![The Becky Urovity THE STACV CREATI Uravity Hero name is dumb and Plain looking hair and face and has the nerve to call others plain looking boring Cute and simple hero name Tacked on s-- backstory added on by author to make her seem less boring than she already is To cowardly to tell or admit she loves Deku Comes a from a rich and Wild and sexy hairdo loving home Her Quirk gives her motion sickness and she can't touch or grip anything without gloves Also got her ass handed to her by CHAD Explodo-Kills Costume looks dumb as hell and looks like there's an entrance to her p---- Is extremly beautiful inside and out Has been voted as the one Has an awesome and of the most disliked powerful Quirk Shounen Jump heroine's Hangs out with an autistic nerd and a hypocritical rich kid Tutored her friends and classmates out of the goodness of her heart Is one of the strongest students in Class A Boring color scheme is featured in thousands Daughter of two poor f--- Her entire character of doujins revolves around Deku Revealing but cool and practical costume Couldn't even get into the top 10's of her class Has blessed and touched by Prophet Mineta There's hardly any doujin featuring her at all Wears stupid and Impractical oversized puffy boots Smartest in her class](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/629/007/785.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Miles Comic v. CHAD MILES INTO THE SPIDERVERSE
![The Virgin Miles Morales The Chad Miles Morales Only f---- with Has some lame same- interdimensional Stacies. Still Haircut breaks every law, including those of nature, gravity and human decency. Pretends not to notice universe Becky for a girlfriend, too scared to actually make moves respects her emotional boundaries Dumbass haircut conforms to society Star of an Oscar-winning masterpiece from the same studio that made the Emoji Uses classic web pattern; not brave enough to be original Movie Can't even defeat a common Made his own suit by modifying the original in his own style, a perfect metaphor for his character mugger without using at ast 3 venom blasts an turning invisible twice Made it through most of Gets his best friend to do the movie without so everything for him. Can't even much as a thwip. Only make his own web fluid uses venom blasts for Got his web shooters from the Changed universes, immediately became plot importance goddess Aunt May herself. Barely needs them. irrelevant once he wasn't the only Spider-Man Perfectly comfortable with his own universe, even after learning he's not special Shoehorned in as a minority alternative when fans got tired of white Spider-Man Is the main character of his entire universe. Peter Parker Mediocre story at had to die just to make way best for this Chad Has a beautiful story about the power in everyone to be a hero. Made me cry in the theater](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/629/006/9bb.png)
![The Virgin Miles Morales The Chad Miles Morales Only f---- with Has some lame same- interdimensional Stacies. Still Haircut breaks every law, including those of nature, gravity and human decency. Pretends not to notice universe Becky for a girlfriend, too scared to actually make moves respects her emotional boundaries Dumbass haircut conforms to society Star of an Oscar-winning masterpiece from the same studio that made the Emoji Uses classic web pattern; not brave enough to be original Movie Can't even defeat a common Made his own suit by modifying the original in his own style, a perfect metaphor for his character mugger without using at ast 3 venom blasts an turning invisible twice Made it through most of Gets his best friend to do the movie without so everything for him. Can't even much as a thwip. Only make his own web fluid uses venom blasts for Got his web shooters from the Changed universes, immediately became plot importance goddess Aunt May herself. Barely needs them. irrelevant once he wasn't the only Spider-Man Perfectly comfortable with his own universe, even after learning he's not special Shoehorned in as a minority alternative when fans got tired of white Spider-Man Is the main character of his entire universe. Peter Parker Mediocre story at had to die just to make way best for this Chad Has a beautiful story about the power in everyone to be a hero. Made me cry in the theater](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/629/006/9bb.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Jotaro Kujo v. Chad Jonathan Joestar
![CHAD JONATHAN JOESTAR VIRGIN JOTARO KUJO -uses his fists and hamon power to fight undead, and prevent his evil vampire brother from over taking the world -has a beautiful mane that he is not afraid to show -has a punching ghost that does most of the things instead of him, while he's just standing there with a rock -has an ugly-ass hair that he hides with a hairy hat face -poses like a -beats the s--- out of a newborn -points with a finger instead of posing magnificent greek vampire without hamon -never fought a vampire before statue -defeated a weak 100 years old vampire with as powerful stand as his Star Platinum because of a plot twist -is being himself -nearly kills one of the most powerful vampire without any plot twists. -hides his personality with "I'm badass guy" look -continued f------, even after his own death -f----- once -protected a girl who he never knew from bullies, even tho he knew he would lose, -screams at girls who he studies with -calls his mother a bitch as a kid -respectful to his mother, even so he would look cool. tho she died before he even -became an archeologist, because dinosaur bones are epic knew her -has a virgin dad who stayed virgin even after f------ with his mother -became marin biologist to spend more time with dolphins, and less time with his family -has an amazing dad who cares for him and that's the reason why he is so strict towards him. he wanted JoJo to become a jentleman, and succeded](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/628/965/7ec.png)
![CHAD JONATHAN JOESTAR VIRGIN JOTARO KUJO -uses his fists and hamon power to fight undead, and prevent his evil vampire brother from over taking the world -has a beautiful mane that he is not afraid to show -has a punching ghost that does most of the things instead of him, while he's just standing there with a rock -has an ugly-ass hair that he hides with a hairy hat face -poses like a -beats the s--- out of a newborn -points with a finger instead of posing magnificent greek vampire without hamon -never fought a vampire before statue -defeated a weak 100 years old vampire with as powerful stand as his Star Platinum because of a plot twist -is being himself -nearly kills one of the most powerful vampire without any plot twists. -hides his personality with "I'm badass guy" look -continued f------, even after his own death -f----- once -protected a girl who he never knew from bullies, even tho he knew he would lose, -screams at girls who he studies with -calls his mother a bitch as a kid -respectful to his mother, even so he would look cool. tho she died before he even -became an archeologist, because dinosaur bones are epic knew her -has a virgin dad who stayed virgin even after f------ with his mother -became marin biologist to spend more time with dolphins, and less time with his family -has an amazing dad who cares for him and that's the reason why he is so strict towards him. he wanted JoJo to become a jentleman, and succeded](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/628/965/7ec.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Jack Walker v. Chad Biggi Mombassa
![The Virgin Jack Walker The Chad Biggi Mombassa Drives FWD and AWD cars like the Has a booming, deep voice that will attract any nearby Stacies Gets heartbroken like a little bitch Subaru Impreza WRX STi or Honda Integra Type-R when he gets his ass handed to after losing in pink slip races Literal virgin-tier voice acting His crew name"Angel Westside" is fairly good despite the initials Looks like a hideous mix between Brendan Fraser and Fortnite's default skin "Jonesy" Drives RWD cars with s--- handling ike the Toyota Supra, which is very AWBN Possibly one of the manliest drivers in the game's roster Blatant sore loser Pretty skilled at driving cars prone to oversteer His surname is a piss-poor cash-in to the F&F actor Paul Walker (R.I.P.) One of the best drivers to Loses with grace, specially when coming with an inspirational quote after his defeat in pink slips Flexer-wannabe, as he brags about his cars being "superior" to other "poor" ones only to get decimated by someone in a cheaper yet competitive FWD car bet, specially when doing the Class 1 Sprint race spectator bet exploit where you'll get a shitton of money when betting on his Dodge Viper GTS His crew is called "Omega Tau" which doesn't make any sense His races can range from challenging to difficult, which requires precise caution and skill A huge laughing stock that makes T.K. look a million times more skilled Actual well-respected street racer than him Massive tryhard Very charismatic mमव](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/628/964/2aa.png)
![The Virgin Jack Walker The Chad Biggi Mombassa Drives FWD and AWD cars like the Has a booming, deep voice that will attract any nearby Stacies Gets heartbroken like a little bitch Subaru Impreza WRX STi or Honda Integra Type-R when he gets his ass handed to after losing in pink slip races Literal virgin-tier voice acting His crew name"Angel Westside" is fairly good despite the initials Looks like a hideous mix between Brendan Fraser and Fortnite's default skin "Jonesy" Drives RWD cars with s--- handling ike the Toyota Supra, which is very AWBN Possibly one of the manliest drivers in the game's roster Blatant sore loser Pretty skilled at driving cars prone to oversteer His surname is a piss-poor cash-in to the F&F actor Paul Walker (R.I.P.) One of the best drivers to Loses with grace, specially when coming with an inspirational quote after his defeat in pink slips Flexer-wannabe, as he brags about his cars being "superior" to other "poor" ones only to get decimated by someone in a cheaper yet competitive FWD car bet, specially when doing the Class 1 Sprint race spectator bet exploit where you'll get a shitton of money when betting on his Dodge Viper GTS His crew is called "Omega Tau" which doesn't make any sense His races can range from challenging to difficult, which requires precise caution and skill A huge laughing stock that makes T.K. look a million times more skilled Actual well-respected street racer than him Massive tryhard Very charismatic mमव](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/628/964/2aa.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Chris Griffin v. CHAD STEVE SMITH
![The Chad Steve Smith The Virgin Chris Griffin Voiced by the virgin Seth Green Voiced by the Chad R&B Singer is a genious who later invents a time machine Dated a bossy girl with down syndrome Scott Grimes Is a mouth breathing retard has no friends Made out with his stacy sister Lost his virginity to his sister who is a had a literal Father is a chad CIA Agent is tough on his children, but does it because he loves them female wizard cute thicc goth gf Father is an abusive has lots of friends alchoholic p-------- writers forget he even exists Got molested by a space alien who are loyal to him Got molested Pet goldfish is a racist german Gets a couple episodes about him by a creepy old man every season Pet dog is a liberal douche High Energy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/628/962/1f6.png)
![The Chad Steve Smith The Virgin Chris Griffin Voiced by the virgin Seth Green Voiced by the Chad R&B Singer is a genious who later invents a time machine Dated a bossy girl with down syndrome Scott Grimes Is a mouth breathing retard has no friends Made out with his stacy sister Lost his virginity to his sister who is a had a literal Father is a chad CIA Agent is tough on his children, but does it because he loves them female wizard cute thicc goth gf Father is an abusive has lots of friends alchoholic p-------- writers forget he even exists Got molested by a space alien who are loyal to him Got molested Pet goldfish is a racist german Gets a couple episodes about him by a creepy old man every season Pet dog is a liberal douche High Energy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/628/962/1f6.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Hotel v. CHADSWORLD
![CHADSWORLD Hotel The Virgn Characters overdesigned to look unique none of them can be told apart anyways Simple but effective designs, characters are easily recognizable Animated "independently" Animated independently Johnny Test-level sound design Relies on childish sex jokes and memes Series continues and is loved even after death of creator Intended for adults only watched by children Fun for all ages Only notable for its large budget Loved and respected by Clever jokes everyone Is basically gay Family Guy with sparkledogs Creator worked on it until his dying breath](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/628/846/037.png)
![CHADSWORLD Hotel The Virgn Characters overdesigned to look unique none of them can be told apart anyways Simple but effective designs, characters are easily recognizable Animated "independently" Animated independently Johnny Test-level sound design Relies on childish sex jokes and memes Series continues and is loved even after death of creator Intended for adults only watched by children Fun for all ages Only notable for its large budget Loved and respected by Clever jokes everyone Is basically gay Family Guy with sparkledogs Creator worked on it until his dying breath](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/628/846/037.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Noyan vs. Chad Boyar
![best bow in the game docsn't use it Virgin Noyan CHAD BOYAR s----- horse cosplay moustache ridden by wispy facial hair grows it anyways sad purple-maroon mixture human women mens armnour that fits chest armour that tired stance from doesn't fit weird time zones primary export: no horde tactics splits into several lv5 melees testosterone bowed legs from kneeling and riding pale from too much anime more terrifying as a woman womens boots to undying loyalty sees nation as his own only allowed to mount by horses impress his horse muscled legs from feet that have years of actually walking stepped inside a castle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/628/714/6f0.jpg)
![best bow in the game docsn't use it Virgin Noyan CHAD BOYAR s----- horse cosplay moustache ridden by wispy facial hair grows it anyways sad purple-maroon mixture human women mens armnour that fits chest armour that tired stance from doesn't fit weird time zones primary export: no horde tactics splits into several lv5 melees testosterone bowed legs from kneeling and riding pale from too much anime more terrifying as a woman womens boots to undying loyalty sees nation as his own only allowed to mount by horses impress his horse muscled legs from feet that have years of actually walking stepped inside a castle](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/628/714/6f0.jpg)
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Virgin teuthonic vs. Chad Lithuanian
![The only inaccuracy of the image is that the Lithuanians did not wear beards, unlike the Teutonic crusaders.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/628/711/042.jpg)
![The only inaccuracy of the image is that the Lithuanians did not wear beards, unlike the Teutonic crusaders.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/628/711/042.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin agriculturalist vs. Chad Pastoralist
![The Virgin Agricultralist THE CHAD PASTORALIST Teaches his superior technology and culture to Finno-Ugrics and Altaics out of genuine good will - he has nothing to fear s the supreme cuckold - killed or enslaved by foreign invaders and his women taken for breeding Also gives away s----- frozen wastelands to said Finno-Ugrics and Altaics to give them a sense of accomplishment, while retaining the best lands for himself and his kin Warm eyes that are too friendly and welcoming Cold eyes that strike fear into swarthy manlets Ideal high calorie diet consisting purely of meat and dairy carries food around with him for protein boosts during battle Matriarchal society, too weak and feminised to run society like a man Paternal line is extincted as a result, Patriarchal society, is the maker of his own destiny the same can be said for most of his farming brethren Basically a baby in adult form, literally worships an "Earth Mother" Worships the Sky Father who brings him victory in battle Formed the ruling class of literally every ancient civilisation Poor posture from planting crops Pathetically small jaw caused by a grain-based diet Conquered peoples see him as a god due to his fair skin Weak body in general due to a poor and limited agricultural diet MER! Kills or enslaves foreigners and takes their women for breeding Powerful, masculine jaw retained through a Dark skin darkened further by spending all day tending to the field Copies bronze metallugry from the farmers, but utilises it effectively by revolutionising military technology and combat meat-based diet Turned the entirety of the Caucasus Mountains into his personal c------ Buried in a communal grave where he becomes indistinguishable from his compatriots - probably isn't buried with any grave goods either Poorly made, drab clothing this is the extent of his personal belongings Strong body conditioned to the harsh nature of the steppe Paternal line is dominant over half of Eurasia and the First to develop Bronze, but decides to make foil instead of anything useful Unironically thinks that Pacifistic Proto-Communism is a good idea with hordes of marauding warlike steppe nomads sitting on the border New World, a sign of his virility and power Well crafted and unique clothing emphasises his status and individuality Buried in an individual grave with a burial mound and a wealth of grave goods - he and his achievements will be remembered forever First to develop writing too, but no one remembers him for it Insists that True Gynocentrism has never been tried Understands the importance of hierarchy and private property rights Has his own horse and chariot for fast His greatest achievement is beating primitive hunter-gatherers Is tied to the land so can't leave his home travel and military domination village, not that he would get very far anyway since he doesn't own a horse His greatest achievement is spreading his culture, language and genes over most of Eurasia and his descendants will continue the Spending so much time around horses has caused him to develop a horsecock for himself process by spreading them to the New World](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/628/710/058.png)
![The Virgin Agricultralist THE CHAD PASTORALIST Teaches his superior technology and culture to Finno-Ugrics and Altaics out of genuine good will - he has nothing to fear s the supreme cuckold - killed or enslaved by foreign invaders and his women taken for breeding Also gives away s----- frozen wastelands to said Finno-Ugrics and Altaics to give them a sense of accomplishment, while retaining the best lands for himself and his kin Warm eyes that are too friendly and welcoming Cold eyes that strike fear into swarthy manlets Ideal high calorie diet consisting purely of meat and dairy carries food around with him for protein boosts during battle Matriarchal society, too weak and feminised to run society like a man Paternal line is extincted as a result, Patriarchal society, is the maker of his own destiny the same can be said for most of his farming brethren Basically a baby in adult form, literally worships an "Earth Mother" Worships the Sky Father who brings him victory in battle Formed the ruling class of literally every ancient civilisation Poor posture from planting crops Pathetically small jaw caused by a grain-based diet Conquered peoples see him as a god due to his fair skin Weak body in general due to a poor and limited agricultural diet MER! Kills or enslaves foreigners and takes their women for breeding Powerful, masculine jaw retained through a Dark skin darkened further by spending all day tending to the field Copies bronze metallugry from the farmers, but utilises it effectively by revolutionising military technology and combat meat-based diet Turned the entirety of the Caucasus Mountains into his personal c------ Buried in a communal grave where he becomes indistinguishable from his compatriots - probably isn't buried with any grave goods either Poorly made, drab clothing this is the extent of his personal belongings Strong body conditioned to the harsh nature of the steppe Paternal line is dominant over half of Eurasia and the First to develop Bronze, but decides to make foil instead of anything useful Unironically thinks that Pacifistic Proto-Communism is a good idea with hordes of marauding warlike steppe nomads sitting on the border New World, a sign of his virility and power Well crafted and unique clothing emphasises his status and individuality Buried in an individual grave with a burial mound and a wealth of grave goods - he and his achievements will be remembered forever First to develop writing too, but no one remembers him for it Insists that True Gynocentrism has never been tried Understands the importance of hierarchy and private property rights Has his own horse and chariot for fast His greatest achievement is beating primitive hunter-gatherers Is tied to the land so can't leave his home travel and military domination village, not that he would get very far anyway since he doesn't own a horse His greatest achievement is spreading his culture, language and genes over most of Eurasia and his descendants will continue the Spending so much time around horses has caused him to develop a horsecock for himself process by spreading them to the New World](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/628/710/058.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Hitler vs. Xi Jingping
![CHAD XI JINPING VIRGIN HITLER gives a s--- about the didn't even kept Elsass had problems with some student Sino-British Joint Declaration Politcal oppositions just disappear resistance movement called white rose regarding Hongkong Total control over population with CCTV's Gestapo not reliable for controlling the whole population was s--- on by nearly every surrounding country Genocide through forced abortions on Uyghur woman starving for homogeneous society and world domination commited suicide around 1.5 million muslims in (re-education) camps harvesting organs from its muslim ethnic minority wastes money on concentration just uses jews to do labour camps ethnic cleansing in the 21 Century forcing jews out of business destroying muslim graveyards to build car parks and playgrounds](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/625/532/457.png)
![CHAD XI JINPING VIRGIN HITLER gives a s--- about the didn't even kept Elsass had problems with some student Sino-British Joint Declaration Politcal oppositions just disappear resistance movement called white rose regarding Hongkong Total control over population with CCTV's Gestapo not reliable for controlling the whole population was s--- on by nearly every surrounding country Genocide through forced abortions on Uyghur woman starving for homogeneous society and world domination commited suicide around 1.5 million muslims in (re-education) camps harvesting organs from its muslim ethnic minority wastes money on concentration just uses jews to do labour camps ethnic cleansing in the 21 Century forcing jews out of business destroying muslim graveyards to build car parks and playgrounds](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/625/532/457.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Harry Potter vs Chad Animorphs
![The Virgin "Harry Potter The Chad "Animorphs Knoweldgeable about animals. Understands that Owls would make awful pets Rag-tag group thrown together and surviving by skill and chance. Unique deconstruction of sentai-motifs Author continues to create Boomer parents unaware that the books were traumatizing and bizarre. Purchased monthly, anyway. Masqueraded as "Zoobooks!" different, new works, but still appreciates the fans Lazy, trite "Chosen One" motif Even "Naruto" did it better. Appealed to normie Boomers Author keeps milking it, George-Lucas style. Written at Diverse core cast, despite being written years before. Inter-racial romance, implied bisexuality. Visits to other cultures are respectful. People with disabilities are valued lightning speed by a humble, middle-class Complex, amusing, scary, and engaging villains. Realistic Half of the series written by hypocritical mansion-dwelling celebrity richer than the Queen. Mewling, Mincing Millenials Saved the world Fears America Minnesotan in allegory to the gray morality of war Villains' veiwpoint is considered without smart- All-white cast. Foreign the depth of winter while phones characters are absurd All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatrics are unhealthily worshipped Kills most of main characters in the end. Author savage but poetic in, the natural and fitting ultimate endings of character's arcs. Boring, simplistic, one- dimensional villains stereotypes writing another series Real world animal, history, and weather Too cowardly to kill superflous Ron or beloved Hermoine. Technology available, too dumb to use it Alien species and cultures are Alien technology is wondrous and mysterious. Characters turn into countless animals to education detailed with Milquetoast ending. Resists and battles the Never does anything interesting with the sentient non-human histories, motives, rich descriptions, interactions, and parasitic, subversive, controlling, enslavers accomplish different objectives Glorifies a subversive, parasitic class of inbred, controlling, elites. Competent, Cunning Generation Y memorable magical races characters All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatric is routinely told off and exposed as a turd. Built the Scholastic Flghts are usually spashes of neon. Despite being warlocks, never summons a demon Killed off the book fairs. book fair, along with "Goosebumps." Fights are brutal alien-on animal savagery Disembowlement dismemberment, and loss of consciousness from Magic supposedly unlimited: Mostly shoots lasers out of sticks Readers suspicious of power structures, paranoid of conspiracies, and willing to undertake guerilla [& gorilla] from early age. Understood that even the "good guys" can be compromised, corrupt or working at cross-interest. Real life ideological opponents don't deserve to be compared to the greatness of Visser One or Visser Three. Sees the Drodes' machinations everywhere Too conformist to buy a more blood loss par-for-the- utilitarian red-tailed hawk Books teach distrust of the course. Tactical solutions instead government. Fans become big- government advocates anyway. and stealth employed Doesn't even know Obnoxious British Fans compare every ideological opponent to Voldemort what a thermal is idioms, dumbed down for American cash-cow. Even the Alien friend loves Charming, Nineties Humor American fast food and TV.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/625/420/724.png)
![The Virgin "Harry Potter The Chad "Animorphs Knoweldgeable about animals. Understands that Owls would make awful pets Rag-tag group thrown together and surviving by skill and chance. Unique deconstruction of sentai-motifs Author continues to create Boomer parents unaware that the books were traumatizing and bizarre. Purchased monthly, anyway. Masqueraded as "Zoobooks!" different, new works, but still appreciates the fans Lazy, trite "Chosen One" motif Even "Naruto" did it better. Appealed to normie Boomers Author keeps milking it, George-Lucas style. Written at Diverse core cast, despite being written years before. Inter-racial romance, implied bisexuality. Visits to other cultures are respectful. People with disabilities are valued lightning speed by a humble, middle-class Complex, amusing, scary, and engaging villains. Realistic Half of the series written by hypocritical mansion-dwelling celebrity richer than the Queen. Mewling, Mincing Millenials Saved the world Fears America Minnesotan in allegory to the gray morality of war Villains' veiwpoint is considered without smart- All-white cast. Foreign the depth of winter while phones characters are absurd All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatrics are unhealthily worshipped Kills most of main characters in the end. Author savage but poetic in, the natural and fitting ultimate endings of character's arcs. Boring, simplistic, one- dimensional villains stereotypes writing another series Real world animal, history, and weather Too cowardly to kill superflous Ron or beloved Hermoine. Technology available, too dumb to use it Alien species and cultures are Alien technology is wondrous and mysterious. Characters turn into countless animals to education detailed with Milquetoast ending. Resists and battles the Never does anything interesting with the sentient non-human histories, motives, rich descriptions, interactions, and parasitic, subversive, controlling, enslavers accomplish different objectives Glorifies a subversive, parasitic class of inbred, controlling, elites. Competent, Cunning Generation Y memorable magical races characters All-knowing, magical, manipulative, bearded geriatric is routinely told off and exposed as a turd. Built the Scholastic Flghts are usually spashes of neon. Despite being warlocks, never summons a demon Killed off the book fairs. book fair, along with "Goosebumps." Fights are brutal alien-on animal savagery Disembowlement dismemberment, and loss of consciousness from Magic supposedly unlimited: Mostly shoots lasers out of sticks Readers suspicious of power structures, paranoid of conspiracies, and willing to undertake guerilla [& gorilla] from early age. Understood that even the "good guys" can be compromised, corrupt or working at cross-interest. Real life ideological opponents don't deserve to be compared to the greatness of Visser One or Visser Three. Sees the Drodes' machinations everywhere Too conformist to buy a more blood loss par-for-the- utilitarian red-tailed hawk Books teach distrust of the course. Tactical solutions instead government. Fans become big- government advocates anyway. and stealth employed Doesn't even know Obnoxious British Fans compare every ideological opponent to Voldemort what a thermal is idioms, dumbed down for American cash-cow. Even the Alien friend loves Charming, Nineties Humor American fast food and TV.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/625/420/724.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Deku vs. Chad Crawler
![Uncombed messy and THE CHAD CRAUWLER THE VIRGIN DEKU matted hair Praises his bully like a battered wife "You're amazing Kacchan!" Doesn't give two s---- about getting arrested and will still enforce justice Has a cool Quirk called Copies and steals all of Chad's Knows he's not the strongest but still isn't afraid to square up Dad probably left due to how much a "Slide and Glide" moves and is incapable of creating his own failure he is Wears offical All Might merch Had to ingest another man's DNA just to get a Quirk Both Becky and STACY Quirk is very versatile and can fire consecutive light Cries at the slightest want him agitation Deku means "one who S----- rabbit hood made by his mommy repulsion beams can't achieve/do Was lucky to get into UA due to Becky sharing her points with him out of pity anything" He can also sort of fly with it All fights are won by simply punching harder and luck Mumbles autistically creeping Despite having a stronger Quirk than Chad he still got his ass beat everyone around him out Nervous around pretty girls Is a wuss like his fat single mother Attracts only freaky dudes Only starts working out due to the promise of an The public views him as a creep but he doesn't let it get to him at all and low tier women Has his own place Despite him being told that his Quirk OP Quirk isn't suited for heroics that still didn't 5'5 manlet stop him from becoming a vigilante Nobody even wanted him as a Wasn't even the first Can afford limited edition The only reason he didn't get into sidekick hoodies choice to inherit OFA Helped the heroes stop a bus and saved Stacy in the process or go to herO school was because he missed the exams being a hero Room is covered in nothing His roast game is off the but All Might merch Big ass red clown shoes charts Has the respect of the original Ingenium Attracts only top tier Only wins fights by simply punching s--- harder and nothing else Needs license to peform heroics Helped the Virgins mom women and is afraid of getting arrested with directions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/625/418/40d.jpg)
![Uncombed messy and THE CHAD CRAUWLER THE VIRGIN DEKU matted hair Praises his bully like a battered wife "You're amazing Kacchan!" Doesn't give two s---- about getting arrested and will still enforce justice Has a cool Quirk called Copies and steals all of Chad's Knows he's not the strongest but still isn't afraid to square up Dad probably left due to how much a "Slide and Glide" moves and is incapable of creating his own failure he is Wears offical All Might merch Had to ingest another man's DNA just to get a Quirk Both Becky and STACY Quirk is very versatile and can fire consecutive light Cries at the slightest want him agitation Deku means "one who S----- rabbit hood made by his mommy repulsion beams can't achieve/do Was lucky to get into UA due to Becky sharing her points with him out of pity anything" He can also sort of fly with it All fights are won by simply punching harder and luck Mumbles autistically creeping Despite having a stronger Quirk than Chad he still got his ass beat everyone around him out Nervous around pretty girls Is a wuss like his fat single mother Attracts only freaky dudes Only starts working out due to the promise of an The public views him as a creep but he doesn't let it get to him at all and low tier women Has his own place Despite him being told that his Quirk OP Quirk isn't suited for heroics that still didn't 5'5 manlet stop him from becoming a vigilante Nobody even wanted him as a Wasn't even the first Can afford limited edition The only reason he didn't get into sidekick hoodies choice to inherit OFA Helped the heroes stop a bus and saved Stacy in the process or go to herO school was because he missed the exams being a hero Room is covered in nothing His roast game is off the but All Might merch Big ass red clown shoes charts Has the respect of the original Ingenium Attracts only top tier Only wins fights by simply punching s--- harder and nothing else Needs license to peform heroics Helped the Virgins mom women and is afraid of getting arrested with directions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/625/418/40d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Park vs Family Chad
![FAMILY CHAD Virgin Park Banned in more countries Like two memorable Got banned in China after twenty "It seems today, that all than any other show, didn't even try lines in their theme years of being the "offensive one" had to activly try. you see..." song. Simple character designs but you, No MILFS, or ANY fuckable characters. Lois, Bonnie, Donna, Barbara, multiple "You see, they're SUPPOSED to look like s---." still need a little effort to draw them. Not much but some. fuckable side characters. Main character is gen X Animated in a week by some dad with no comedic randos value Made by libertarian retards whose only political commentary is "everyone is dumb but me." Most people involved can't produce much of note bar one sub-par musical Thinks highly of Actually works on their episodes, credits animators. Made by liberal populist who actually criticizes people in power for specific reasons. Few quotable moments, episodes are outdated in a month itself, started some vapid political THICC main character. Started multiple careers Characters with no movments with no Well-written characters who evoled point in existing consistant character Knows it's a dumb comedy, fans treat it accordingly natrually with the times Almost got people killed over freeze peach Can be quoted even by people who haven't watched in years. Never even aknowledged Mary's death, just replaced her like it's nothing and ruined her characters. Had a pretty good memorial episode for S----- story arcs killing the show Adam West and retired his Has never harmed a fly character knowing no one can do his job justice. Sticking to their guns, knows exactly what fans want and gives it to them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/625/415/e65.png)
![FAMILY CHAD Virgin Park Banned in more countries Like two memorable Got banned in China after twenty "It seems today, that all than any other show, didn't even try lines in their theme years of being the "offensive one" had to activly try. you see..." song. Simple character designs but you, No MILFS, or ANY fuckable characters. Lois, Bonnie, Donna, Barbara, multiple "You see, they're SUPPOSED to look like s---." still need a little effort to draw them. Not much but some. fuckable side characters. Main character is gen X Animated in a week by some dad with no comedic randos value Made by libertarian retards whose only political commentary is "everyone is dumb but me." Most people involved can't produce much of note bar one sub-par musical Thinks highly of Actually works on their episodes, credits animators. Made by liberal populist who actually criticizes people in power for specific reasons. Few quotable moments, episodes are outdated in a month itself, started some vapid political THICC main character. Started multiple careers Characters with no movments with no Well-written characters who evoled point in existing consistant character Knows it's a dumb comedy, fans treat it accordingly natrually with the times Almost got people killed over freeze peach Can be quoted even by people who haven't watched in years. Never even aknowledged Mary's death, just replaced her like it's nothing and ruined her characters. Had a pretty good memorial episode for S----- story arcs killing the show Adam West and retired his Has never harmed a fly character knowing no one can do his job justice. Sticking to their guns, knows exactly what fans want and gives it to them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/625/415/e65.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Involuntary Chad
![The INCHAD (Involuntary Chad; a Chad who wants to be a virgin) tried to go bald because his haircut was too fancy and attractive; only ended up becoming Chaddier perfect eyesight, but wears glasses to appear nerdy wears headphones so people won't talk to him; barely has anything to listen to wanted to be a scientist since childhood, but his abusive dad forced him to No! do sports Stacy r---- him when she found out he is asexual hates women because they won't stop flirting with him ashamed of the fact he wears loose jeans so he wouldn't have a bulge can't play videogames; envies the Virgin's gaming skills secretly browses incel forums posting that Chads are all evil](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/625/155/9fb.png)
![The INCHAD (Involuntary Chad; a Chad who wants to be a virgin) tried to go bald because his haircut was too fancy and attractive; only ended up becoming Chaddier perfect eyesight, but wears glasses to appear nerdy wears headphones so people won't talk to him; barely has anything to listen to wanted to be a scientist since childhood, but his abusive dad forced him to No! do sports Stacy r---- him when she found out he is asexual hates women because they won't stop flirting with him ashamed of the fact he wears loose jeans so he wouldn't have a bulge can't play videogames; envies the Virgin's gaming skills secretly browses incel forums posting that Chads are all evil](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/625/155/9fb.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Chad vs Ahmed vs Bruce vs Marco vs Vladimir
![I decided to include other stereotypes that could accompany the Chad in his memeful adventures.
The only one that already existed was The Bruce, which I only had to edit on its borders to make his features appear less blurry
It's the first time I make this many stages of this meme. The Brad template is very rarely used, so I thought it would have been nice seeing it implemented for once among the others](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/608/850/6e1.jpg)
![I decided to include other stereotypes that could accompany the Chad in his memeful adventures.
The only one that already existed was The Bruce, which I only had to edit on its borders to make his features appear less blurry
It's the first time I make this many stages of this meme. The Brad template is very rarely used, so I thought it would have been nice seeing it implemented for once among the others](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/608/850/6e1.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad