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gets beaten or humiliated by the Virgin/Nerd in every movie / beheads Chads with The Chad The Ahmed his grandpa's sword "UWHALALALAAA!!!" got his ass beat by a Kyle when no one was looking a quite dated stereotype enriches your culture is sane of mind mentally unstable only bullies the weak goes wherever he wants your laws and borders mean nothing to him is American Swedish The Bruce The Marco fights giant spiders snakes and crocodiles fights daily about football teams smokes since he was 11 years old god of banter FO is a d------- flooded his workplace is a fukkn sicko on purpose glassed some c---- at the pub the best that living and breathing Italian shitpost Australia has escaped prison three times walks everywhere barefoot coz it's a free country, so fok u took over the village after stealing a tank from the army The vLADimir wrecks the neighborhood every day with Ivan and Boris while pumping hardbass loved by the online world, he embraces all the memes diet of vodka, mayonnaise and anime girls make him impervious to any damage made a simple brand a symbol of his culture attributes so big he has to squat very often

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Chad vs Ahmed vs Bruce vs Marco vs Vladimir


Created by J. The Perverted Summoner Oct 17, 2019 at 12:09PM EDT

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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The Brayan:
>has 7 children, all illegitimate, from different mothers, and he doesn't even know he has kids
>already has your phone and wallet
>beats his wife
>blasts reggaeton at 3 am with his pals, doesn't give a fuck about your sleep schedule
>smells like Axe chocolate spray
>his profile pic on facebook is a picture of Spiderman with an America shirt
>while you were reading this he stabbed and shot you. you're now in purgatory

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  • >"diet of vodka, mayonnaise and anime girls makes him impervious to any damage"

It appears I am only 2/3rds of the way to achieving complete invulnerability.

…Now to become an alcoholic of the kind known for extreme hepatic fortitude!

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