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gets beaten or humiliated by the Virgin/Nerd in every movie / beheads Chads with The Chad The Ahmed his grandpa's sword "UWHALALALAAA!!!" got his ass beat by a Kyle when no one was looking a quite dated stereotype enriches your culture is sane of mind mentally unstable only bullies the weak goes wherever he wants your laws and borders mean nothing to him is American Swedish The Bruce The Marco fights giant spiders snakes and crocodiles fights daily about football teams smokes since he was 11 years old god of banter FO is a d------- flooded his workplace is a fukkn sicko on purpose glassed some c---- at the pub the best that living and breathing Italian shitpost Australia has escaped prison three times walks everywhere barefoot coz it's a free country, so fok u took over the village after stealing a tank from the army The vLADimir wrecks the neighborhood every day with Ivan and Boris while pumping hardbass loved by the online world, he embraces all the memes diet of vodka, mayonnaise and anime girls make him impervious to any damage made a simple brand a symbol of his culture attributes so big he has to squat very often

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Chad vs Ahmed vs Bruce vs Marco vs Vladimir


Created by J. The Perverted Summoner Oct 17, 2019 at 12:09PM EDT

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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The Brayan:
>has 7 children, all illegitimate, from different mothers, and he doesn't even know he has kids
>already has your phone and wallet
>beats his wife
>blasts reggaeton at 3 am with his pals, doesn't give a fuck about your sleep schedule
>smells like Axe chocolate spray
>his profile pic on facebook is a picture of Spiderman with an America shirt
>while you were reading this he stabbed and shot you. you're now in purgatory

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  • >"diet of vodka, mayonnaise and anime girls makes him impervious to any damage"

It appears I am only 2/3rds of the way to achieving complete invulnerability.

…Now to become an alcoholic of the kind known for extreme hepatic fortitude!

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