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Epic Prank

: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)17:09:25 No.854880598 Been pranking my mum every day for years >Be me >British >Live with my mum >Every day at 17:00 we have a gin and 59 KB JPG tonic and watch telly together >l always make them >The tonic water goes flat after a day >Always give myself the flat tonic to make sure hers is fresh >She still doesn't know I do this Got her good Imao
: Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)17:09:25 No.854880598 Been pranking my mum every day for years >Be me >British >Live with my mum >Every day at 17:00 we have a gin and 59 KB JPG tonic and watch telly together >l always make them >The tonic water goes flat after a day >Always give myself the flat tonic to make sure hers is fresh >She still doesn't know I do this Got her good Imao

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Anon Learns to Cook

: Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide I'm tired of being a fat piece of |and start going to the gym >buy a >start doing meal prep for the ton of healthier food 16 KB JPG entire week >have a lot of |cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons
: Anonymous 07/09/19(Tue)21:16:15 No.804264433 >be me >live with roommates >decide I'm tired of being a fat piece of |and start going to the gym >buy a >start doing meal prep for the ton of healthier food 16 KB JPG entire week >have a lot of |cooking at once >roommate walks in with one of her friends >"wow anon there's a lot of smoke in here" >turn on the fans and continue cooking >a few minutes later she comes back in >"anon w-- you're gonna set off the smoke alarms" >whyamialwaysafuckingbother.jpg >she starts opening the windows >her friend comes in the kitchen and starts watching me cook for a few seconds >smiles at me and says "well anon I think everything looks and smells amazing" >instantsmile.png >honestly the highlight of my day It's the little things anons

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Free Snacks at the Movies

: Anonymous 01/17/19(Thu)22:02:50 No.790268566 >be me at the movies after a pretty day (that dragon ball super broly movie btw) >random guy sits beside me since there's nowhere for his whole family to sit together >he's loaded with snacks 36 KB JPG >"hey anon do you want some of this popcorn and snacks? i'm not gonna be able to eat all of it" (i take that |obviously i'm a fatass) >anytime i ran out of popcorn he always gave me more since he had refills, even when the movie was over he asked if i wanted anymore thanks random movie guy
: Anonymous 01/17/19(Thu)22:02:50 No.790268566 >be me at the movies after a pretty day (that dragon ball super broly movie btw) >random guy sits beside me since there's nowhere for his whole family to sit together >he's loaded with snacks 36 KB JPG >"hey anon do you want some of this popcorn and snacks? i'm not gonna be able to eat all of it" (i take that |obviously i'm a fatass) >anytime i ran out of popcorn he always gave me more since he had refills, even when the movie was over he asked if i wanted anymore thanks random movie guy

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Anon Has Good Friends

File: F75DE7E8-93FA-4202-8187-0(...).jpg (11 KB, 312x296) Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)14:53:28 No.854890475 Story time /b/uds 5 years ago >In 8th grade in s----- Texas public school >Hear that the hottest girl in my grade likes me, think to myself "no way that's right" >Over the coming weeks hear that rumor more and more >until she starts talking to me >Sitting at lunch one day, all my friends were the nerds/outcasts, they referred to themselves as the KKK (Kool Kids Klub) >she walks up to me and says "mind if I sit with you" say sure >She sits down and all my friends have the biggest grins on their faces >They all in unison start singing "Hail Hitler what did you say?! We're members of the KKK. Hail Hitler he's our man, we're all members of the Ku Klux Klan."“ >She looks at them in disgust and leaves >They explain to me that she was going to ask me to the school dance because her parents approved of me, then once at the dance dump me then go with guy she actually wanted to go with, they found this out by spying on her because they were very suspicious of her liking me >I don't believe them at first but then the dance happens and she did the exact thing they said except with another kid I miss those idiots They taught me a valuable lesson Bros before Hoes
File: F75DE7E8-93FA-4202-8187-0(...).jpg (11 KB, 312x296) Anonymous 05/20/21(Thu)14:53:28 No.854890475 Story time /b/uds 5 years ago >In 8th grade in s----- Texas public school >Hear that the hottest girl in my grade likes me, think to myself "no way that's right" >Over the coming weeks hear that rumor more and more >until she starts talking to me >Sitting at lunch one day, all my friends were the nerds/outcasts, they referred to themselves as the KKK (Kool Kids Klub) >she walks up to me and says "mind if I sit with you" say sure >She sits down and all my friends have the biggest grins on their faces >They all in unison start singing "Hail Hitler what did you say?! We're members of the KKK. Hail Hitler he's our man, we're all members of the Ku Klux Klan."“ >She looks at them in disgust and leaves >They explain to me that she was going to ask me to the school dance because her parents approved of me, then once at the dance dump me then go with guy she actually wanted to go with, they found this out by spying on her because they were very suspicious of her liking me >I don't believe them at first but then the dance happens and she did the exact thing they said except with another kid I miss those idiots They taught me a valuable lesson Bros before Hoes

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A Productive Day

Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:20:24 No.63704081 >>63704111 >>63704146 >>63704154 >>6370416 >scrubbed my kitchen counters >cleaned the entire bathroom >mopped and vacuumed all the floors >dusted >cleaned my desk >got groceries >did laundry >walked 10,000 steps >about to eat a lavacake fresh from the oven i dont have anyone else to tell so that's why i'm telling you robots. hope you've all had a great day too! Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:22:14 No.63704111 >>63704132 >>63704081 (OP) that's nice, anon i'm unironically proud of you way to be Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:22:25 No.63704116 >>63704132 gj keep up the good work, anon Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:23:29 No.63704132 >>63704111 >>63704116 you guys are the best... thank you
Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:20:24 No.63704081 >>63704111 >>63704146 >>63704154 >>6370416 >scrubbed my kitchen counters >cleaned the entire bathroom >mopped and vacuumed all the floors >dusted >cleaned my desk >got groceries >did laundry >walked 10,000 steps >about to eat a lavacake fresh from the oven i dont have anyone else to tell so that's why i'm telling you robots. hope you've all had a great day too! Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:22:14 No.63704111 >>63704132 >>63704081 (OP) that's nice, anon i'm unironically proud of you way to be Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:22:25 No.63704116 >>63704132 gj keep up the good work, anon Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)22:23:29 No.63704132 >>63704111 >>63704116 you guys are the best... thank you

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Anon Becomes a Twitch Streamer

File: 686E6C4E-3042-42B6-A048-7(.).gif (136 KB, 220x212) O Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)05:33:20 No.62936011 (Reply) D >friend invites me to his twitch stream >has a decent following >we start playing some vydia and talking >people start commenting about how funny l'am >the next day people ask if he can have me on the stream again Wow, it felt nice. Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)05:35:38 No.62936024
File: 686E6C4E-3042-42B6-A048-7(.).gif (136 KB, 220x212) O Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)05:33:20 No.62936011 (Reply) D >friend invites me to his twitch stream >has a decent following >we start playing some vydia and talking >people start commenting about how funny l'am >the next day people ask if he can have me on the stream again Wow, it felt nice. Anonymous 03/27/21(Sat)05:35:38 No.62936024

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Anon Grows Plants

: Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)04:53:03 No.855019642 > cleaning the garage > find my mum's teddy she played with when she was a kid (70s) > check its pouch > find some really old seeds > decide to grow them > anons they are growing!! 745 KB JPG
: Anonymous 05/22/21(Sat)04:53:03 No.855019642 > cleaning the garage > find my mum's teddy she played with when she was a kid (70s) > check its pouch > find some really old seeds > decide to grow them > anons they are growing!! 745 KB JPG

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Anon Changes His Life

: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)21:19:57 No.851308366 >Started to shower regularly >Brushing teeth more often >Cleaning my clothes and room >Going out for walks in the after noon >Got a nice haircut 27 KB JPG >Drinking more water >No more hamburgers and nuggies I'm gonna make it, bros.
: Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)21:19:57 No.851308366 >Started to shower regularly >Brushing teeth more often >Cleaning my clothes and room >Going out for walks in the after noon >Got a nice haircut 27 KB JPG >Drinking more water >No more hamburgers and nuggies I'm gonna make it, bros.

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Family Dinner

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)06:03:59 No.853083540 Here's a wholesome story for you bots >at dinner with my family at some sports bar >mom and dad both had a bad day and decided to destress, whatever, free food for me 353 KB PNG >throughout the whole dinner they're both kinda glum >my little brother suddenly looks like he had an idea and whispers in my ear "watch this" >he asks mom and dad to look each other in the eye as long as they can >think to myself w-- is he doing, a staring contest? >after about 15 seconds of eye contact they both start smiling and eventually they break into laughter at that. >mfw my lil bro is the best at making people happy Thanks lil bro
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)06:03:59 No.853083540 Here's a wholesome story for you bots >at dinner with my family at some sports bar >mom and dad both had a bad day and decided to destress, whatever, free food for me 353 KB PNG >throughout the whole dinner they're both kinda glum >my little brother suddenly looks like he had an idea and whispers in my ear "watch this" >he asks mom and dad to look each other in the eye as long as they can >think to myself w-- is he doing, a staring contest? >after about 15 seconds of eye contact they both start smiling and eventually they break into laughter at that. >mfw my lil bro is the best at making people happy Thanks lil bro

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A Seller in Japan

: Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 Mint Jam >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan Casiopea >it arrives in immaculate condition 130 KB JPG along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea >little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.
: Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)00:54:50 No.806265574 Mint Jam >be me >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan Casiopea >it arrives in immaculate condition 130 KB JPG along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea >little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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Enjoying The Little Things

File: apples.jpg (57 KB, 460x460) O Anonymous 09/27/19(Fri)17:28:43 No.54597642 [Rep Enjoying the little things stories? >be me, walking past local market >pass stand with many different apples >desire to eat apple intensifies >select good-looking apple, approach apple lady to pay >"Just the one? You can just have it." >nice early fall day >walk streets eating free apple >it's super juicy and crunchy to the max, 9.5/10 >Thanks, apple lady
File: apples.jpg (57 KB, 460x460) O Anonymous 09/27/19(Fri)17:28:43 No.54597642 [Rep Enjoying the little things stories? >be me, walking past local market >pass stand with many different apples >desire to eat apple intensifies >select good-looking apple, approach apple lady to pay >"Just the one? You can just have it." >nice early fall day >walk streets eating free apple >it's super juicy and crunchy to the max, 9.5/10 >Thanks, apple lady

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This Guy Rocks

: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection
: Anonymous 04/27/19(Sat)00:31:16 No.798335037 >be me >have a pretty s-----, boring day >feels sucky >go home >look at rock and mineral collection 23 KB JPG >feel happier instantly Thank you rock and mineral collection

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Pen Spinning

: Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)21:26:27 No.853160931 okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over 23 KB JPG grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you
: Anonymous 04/28/21(Wed)21:26:27 No.853160931 okay i haven't use this site in many months and id like to tell a greentext even if nobody reads it >be me, 7 years ago >16 year old beta who thought he was a chad, a bit taller than average, over 23 KB JPG grown hair >never had a girlfriend or friends, never even talked to someone in school >would watch a s--- ton of anime >watch hyouka (good stuff) >wants to imitate the main character spin the pen >google how to pen spin like him >learn loads of pen spins over the duration of summer >school starts, sit in the corner, do nothing but spin >betas watch me from afar >lunch break starts, betas come gather around my seat >they wanna watch and learn how to spin >teach them >they invite me out after school >cry and open upto them the coming weeks >realise i was the beta >make friends >23 now with a girlfriend, a job and hobbies >still an avid spinner >mfw an anime character and a f------ pen was the reason of my maturity you can do it fellow anons, i believe in you

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Cat Bro

: Anonymous 11/16/19(Sat)07:27:38 No.55367459 >>55367192 (OP) # Always have faith bro >Cat bro doesn't come inside when I call him in for the night >Get worried, can't sleep >Doesn't show the next day, or the next >Week goes by, I'm beside myself knowing my cat's dead >Ten days later neighbor calls me >Said he opened his garage door and thinks my cat bolted out >Run downstairs >Cat bro is sitting by the back door, super skinny but acting like nothing happened Don't give up hope for your bro
: Anonymous 11/16/19(Sat)07:27:38 No.55367459 >>55367192 (OP) # Always have faith bro >Cat bro doesn't come inside when I call him in for the night >Get worried, can't sleep >Doesn't show the next day, or the next >Week goes by, I'm beside myself knowing my cat's dead >Ten days later neighbor calls me >Said he opened his garage door and thinks my cat bolted out >Run downstairs >Cat bro is sitting by the back door, super skinny but acting like nothing happened Don't give up hope for your bro

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The Firetruck

Anonymous | 804906840 9 min. ago positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
Anonymous | 804906840 9 min. ago positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck 158.5 kB PNG >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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Anon Learns To Be Nice

: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)12:11:56 No.63344227 >Started genuinely seeing things from people's point of view >Started being kind and understanding even if they're being assholes and throwing insults >Made more friends or rather less enemies than ever before 119 KB JPG Never felt this good in my life. 2 Replies View Thread : Neo 04/23/21(Fri)12:12:28 No.63344231 >>63344227 (OP) # Life can be good. : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)12:14:07 No.63344249 >>63344227 (OP) # Congrats anon, I hope things go well for you
: Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)12:11:56 No.63344227 >Started genuinely seeing things from people's point of view >Started being kind and understanding even if they're being assholes and throwing insults >Made more friends or rather less enemies than ever before 119 KB JPG Never felt this good in my life. 2 Replies View Thread : Neo 04/23/21(Fri)12:12:28 No.63344231 >>63344227 (OP) # Life can be good. : Anonymous 04/23/21(Fri)12:14:07 No.63344249 >>63344227 (OP) # Congrats anon, I hope things go well for you

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A Rare Pepe

: Anonymous 12/11/17(Mon)23:27:51 No.753574540 >be 17 >be chatting in group chat with friends >be sending some memes >accidently send a meme to mom >shieeet.jpeg >explain to mom 58 KB PNG >mom sends a rare pepe >allmywut.jpeg >turns out mom knows alot about good memes >now we send memes to eachother almost daily >never been happier all my life >pic related
: Anonymous 12/11/17(Mon)23:27:51 No.753574540 >be 17 >be chatting in group chat with friends >be sending some memes >accidently send a meme to mom >shieeet.jpeg >explain to mom 58 KB PNG >mom sends a rare pepe >allmywut.jpeg >turns out mom knows alot about good memes >now we send memes to eachother almost daily >never been happier all my life >pic related

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Pets Are the Best

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the 570 KB JPG glass >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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