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: Anonymous 252 KB JPG 08/02/24(Fri)20:20:43 No.74828419 >get free gym session from my weight loss group >go to gym >looks great >high tech machines, saunas, weights, pool >do some light walking on treadmill >sweating loads, grab towel from big bucket at entrance to changing rooms >shower and dry off >towel smells like ass and pubes >get dressed and complain about towel at front desk >tell them they need to sack the idiot who washes the towels >"that was the dirty towel bin, sir" >all the front desk staff start laughing hysterically >some other gym members overhear and laugh too >immediately leave >can still hear them laughing from outside Im getting Burger King and McDonalds tonight.
: Anonymous 252 KB JPG 08/02/24(Fri)20:20:43 No.74828419 >get free gym session from my weight loss group >go to gym >looks great >high tech machines, saunas, weights, pool >do some light walking on treadmill >sweating loads, grab towel from big bucket at entrance to changing rooms >shower and dry off >towel smells like ass and pubes >get dressed and complain about towel at front desk >tell them they need to sack the idiot who washes the towels >"that was the dirty towel bin, sir" >all the front desk staff start laughing hysterically >some other gym members overhear and laugh too >immediately leave >can still hear them laughing from outside Im getting Burger King and McDonalds tonight.

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ full.png, 33KIB, 187x140 I can't understand women Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 12:15:39 No.78330356 View Report >be me, 21m acoustic KHV a few days ago >female friend calls me >"Hey Anon, wanna hang out for the day?" >"whynot" >she comes pick me up at my house with her car >she brings me to a nice touristic town an hour from driving >we spend the day walking and talking in town >because of tism, there are a few awkward silences (and I think she may have tism too) >anyway, mfw when it actually feels good to have human interaction >"Oh btw Anon, a friend of your told me you need a woman in your life..." >w--.jpg >"Ha ha, I don't know why he told you this, currently I focus on school" >later >she invites me to a nice restaurant >she insists she pay herself for my meal >Wow >I start wondering more and more if she is just really friendly or if she is looking for something "more" >too much a coward to ask >I'm having a nice moment so I'm not asking any question >later >at the very end of the day, she casually drop the information that she have a boyfriend >I'm surprised but I don't react >looking back, it seems that she actively hid this information until this exact moment bros, what the f--- happened? is this just a normal human interaction and I'm too chronically online to understand?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ full.png, 33KIB, 187x140 I can't understand women Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 12:15:39 No.78330356 View Report >be me, 21m acoustic KHV a few days ago >female friend calls me >"Hey Anon, wanna hang out for the day?" >"whynot" >she comes pick me up at my house with her car >she brings me to a nice touristic town an hour from driving >we spend the day walking and talking in town >because of tism, there are a few awkward silences (and I think she may have tism too) >anyway, mfw when it actually feels good to have human interaction >"Oh btw Anon, a friend of your told me you need a woman in your life..." >w--.jpg >"Ha ha, I don't know why he told you this, currently I focus on school" >later >she invites me to a nice restaurant >she insists she pay herself for my meal >Wow >I start wondering more and more if she is just really friendly or if she is looking for something "more" >too much a coward to ask >I'm having a nice moment so I'm not asking any question >later >at the very end of the day, she casually drop the information that she have a boyfriend >I'm surprised but I don't react >looking back, it seems that she actively hid this information until this exact moment bros, what the f--- happened? is this just a normal human interaction and I'm too chronically online to understand?

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ IMG_0165.jpg, 43KiB, 474x474 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:56:23 No. 78309817 View Report >started going on leddit and reading "am i the a------" posts >outof morbid curiosity about the lives and thoughts of normies or at least people who would present themselves as normies Kek, these people have no spines and basically ask permission to be upset about getting abused by clear psychopaths. Reddit really is gay as f--- >m-my wife called me a small d--- loser and demanded i do all the chores or she would divorce me and take the kids and all my money >am i the a------ for saying i want 5 minutes of free time in my cuck shed a day?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ IMG_0165.jpg, 43KiB, 474x474 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:56:23 No. 78309817 View Report >started going on leddit and reading "am i the a------" posts >outof morbid curiosity about the lives and thoughts of normies or at least people who would present themselves as normies Kek, these people have no spines and basically ask permission to be upset about getting abused by clear psychopaths. Reddit really is gay as f--- >m-my wife called me a small d--- loser and demanded i do all the chores or she would divorce me and take the kids and all my money >am i the a------ for saying i want 5 minutes of free time in my cuck shed a day?

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name: Bloodedge the Griffin age: 16 gender: male weapon: bloodedge (gets str with every kill) attacks: blood slash, blood s blood stab finisher: blood decapitate personality: dosen't get alon Quahog, the Griffins fear bu respects him, prefers to be alone listen to music or train favorite bands: KoRn, Syste Down, Shinedown friends: Stewie, Retep, Gok quote: "meh"listens to m 116KiB, 1179x1259, Snapchat-568216189.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO My little brother and parents are the reason im ending my bloodline [2/1/1] Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:22:43 No.78374743 View Reply Original Report Thread 1/2 and ignore the pic My little brother is becoming an egotistical a------ >be me >oldest of 2 boys > little brother is 11 years old >parents came from 2 very different backgrounds and so did we for the first 6 years of my life >dad came from typical middle class family >never struggled >was an amazing baseball player his whole life but got kicked off the team in high school for not having good grades >ended up spending his teens and 20's partying until he got my mom pregnant >mom came from a broken family >her supposed dad left before she was born >her mom was a meth head and a pill head >only good people in her life were her step dad's surprisingly even tho they were addicts too (I still call one of them my grandpa to this day) >met my dad right before she turned 18 and got with him because she thought he was younger and he thought she was older >they party until my dad knocks up my mom and I'm born >life wasn't bad for me >parents split up when I was 2 but I still had a good time >mom still comes over sometimes to "spend the night with me" but was actually cheating on her bf with my dad >eventually knocks her up again and little brother is born >the day he was born was one of the happiest days of my life and I was one of the first people to hold him >parents get back together and move into trailer park where my mom's parents live and life is good >ff to when I start school and I have to move in with my aunt for the weekdays because the school near her isn't full of rich assholes like the one in my town (we lived in the poorest part) >brother is left at trailer park with parents >things go ok for the most part >my brother tells little lies every now and then but we think it's cute because it's nothing harmful >ff to when I was 6 and we move closer to the school near my aunts and I can finally live with my family >things were great and my brother started school >he was popular immediately cuz he's more social unlike me Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:46:50 No.78374886 >ff a few years and parents break up because mom cheated >dad becomes neet >house looks worse >my grades slip and I become less social Report > little brothers lying problem gets worse and stops taking care of hygiene but still stays popular somehow >he leaves half eaten food around and a lot of it ends up getting moldy >he starts playing baseball, basketball, and football >he's always the tallest kid and was pretty decent for a little kid >as he kept playing he got worse somehow >ended up being scared of being hit by a baseball because a kid on his team got hit right in the balls by a line drive even tho he's been hit by the ball countless times before and after the incident >he ends up becoming way too focused on what he wears and being the next steph curry or Derek jeter even tho he can't shoot or bat for s--- >one day when we were at our grandpa's and he was playing fortnite because it had just came out a few months ago >brother ends up buying $600 worth of vbucks and gets our acc banned before he can spend them >family is p----- and all they do is make him delete fortnite off everything >ff to this year and my brother ended up stealing a bunch of money from our grandma to buy s--- on the oculus quest >doesn't even get his ass busted just his oculus and phone taken away >ends up stealing almost $1000 from our grandma and using on the f------ tiktok shop and gets an Xbox series x >HE ONLY GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN FOR A WEEK >stole our uncles credit card and bought expensive underwear he doesn't wear >nothing happened and he ended up going on a trip to Florida with family I might kill myself anons I got my ass whooped and my s--- taken if I had bad grades or back talked but he's just getting rewarded or getting a slap on the wrists. I'm contemplating asking my family to put him in Military school because they almost put me in it because I was a little c--- for a while and I changed for the better after that but I'm worried they'll just call me an a------
name: Bloodedge the Griffin age: 16 gender: male weapon: bloodedge (gets str with every kill) attacks: blood slash, blood s blood stab finisher: blood decapitate personality: dosen't get alon Quahog, the Griffins fear bu respects him, prefers to be alone listen to music or train favorite bands: KoRn, Syste Down, Shinedown friends: Stewie, Retep, Gok quote: "meh"listens to m 116KiB, 1179x1259, Snapchat-568216189.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO My little brother and parents are the reason im ending my bloodline [2/1/1] Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:22:43 No.78374743 View Reply Original Report Thread 1/2 and ignore the pic My little brother is becoming an egotistical a------ >be me >oldest of 2 boys > little brother is 11 years old >parents came from 2 very different backgrounds and so did we for the first 6 years of my life >dad came from typical middle class family >never struggled >was an amazing baseball player his whole life but got kicked off the team in high school for not having good grades >ended up spending his teens and 20's partying until he got my mom pregnant >mom came from a broken family >her supposed dad left before she was born >her mom was a meth head and a pill head >only good people in her life were her step dad's surprisingly even tho they were addicts too (I still call one of them my grandpa to this day) >met my dad right before she turned 18 and got with him because she thought he was younger and he thought she was older >they party until my dad knocks up my mom and I'm born >life wasn't bad for me >parents split up when I was 2 but I still had a good time >mom still comes over sometimes to "spend the night with me" but was actually cheating on her bf with my dad >eventually knocks her up again and little brother is born >the day he was born was one of the happiest days of my life and I was one of the first people to hold him >parents get back together and move into trailer park where my mom's parents live and life is good >ff to when I start school and I have to move in with my aunt for the weekdays because the school near her isn't full of rich assholes like the one in my town (we lived in the poorest part) >brother is left at trailer park with parents >things go ok for the most part >my brother tells little lies every now and then but we think it's cute because it's nothing harmful >ff to when I was 6 and we move closer to the school near my aunts and I can finally live with my family >things were great and my brother started school >he was popular immediately cuz he's more social unlike me Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 11:46:50 No.78374886 >ff a few years and parents break up because mom cheated >dad becomes neet >house looks worse >my grades slip and I become less social Report > little brothers lying problem gets worse and stops taking care of hygiene but still stays popular somehow >he leaves half eaten food around and a lot of it ends up getting moldy >he starts playing baseball, basketball, and football >he's always the tallest kid and was pretty decent for a little kid >as he kept playing he got worse somehow >ended up being scared of being hit by a baseball because a kid on his team got hit right in the balls by a line drive even tho he's been hit by the ball countless times before and after the incident >he ends up becoming way too focused on what he wears and being the next steph curry or Derek jeter even tho he can't shoot or bat for s--- >one day when we were at our grandpa's and he was playing fortnite because it had just came out a few months ago >brother ends up buying $600 worth of vbucks and gets our acc banned before he can spend them >family is p----- and all they do is make him delete fortnite off everything >ff to this year and my brother ended up stealing a bunch of money from our grandma to buy s--- on the oculus quest >doesn't even get his ass busted just his oculus and phone taken away >ends up stealing almost $1000 from our grandma and using on the f------ tiktok shop and gets an Xbox series x >HE ONLY GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN FOR A WEEK >stole our uncles credit card and bought expensive underwear he doesn't wear >nothing happened and he ended up going on a trip to Florida with family I might kill myself anons I got my ass whooped and my s--- taken if I had bad grades or back talked but he's just getting rewarded or getting a slap on the wrists. I'm contemplating asking my family to put him in Military school because they almost put me in it because I was a little c--- for a while and I changed for the better after that but I'm worried they'll just call me an a------

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sigma can't deal with glass shards | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + 1f18486109a2d7594d86856085dda36b.jpg, 45KiB, 815x814 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:15:33 No.78307301 View Report >be me >break glass on the table >shards everywhere >clean them >tiny shards still everywhere What should I do? I feel like I wont be able to live in my room ever again because of these tiny glass shards. I used vacuum but they are still kinda everywhere
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + 1f18486109a2d7594d86856085dda36b.jpg, 45KiB, 815x814 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 14:15:33 No.78307301 View Report >be me >break glass on the table >shards everywhere >clean them >tiny shards still everywhere What should I do? I feel like I wont be able to live in my room ever again because of these tiny glass shards. I used vacuum but they are still kinda everywhere

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO F43216C4-49C6-42FC-AD64-D2698C72 (...).jpg, 116KiB, 600x800 Why is he such an a------? Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:40:10 No.78356238 View Report >ah yes my creation >I made them in my image >they are so beautiful >you know what would be funny? >make them grow teeth and let them fall out >wait wait you are gonna love this >let them grow a second pair of teeth >now create a little creature that will ensure their teeth slowly rot no matter how well they clean >make the second teeth their permanent teeth! >HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM STRUGGLING AGAINST THE INEVITABLE >now let me create a creature I will call a shark >make them grow infinite teeth just to flex What the f--- was his problem?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO F43216C4-49C6-42FC-AD64-D2698C72 (...).jpg, 116KiB, 600x800 Why is he such an a------? Anonymous Thu 01 Aug 2024 18:40:10 No.78356238 View Report >ah yes my creation >I made them in my image >they are so beautiful >you know what would be funny? >make them grow teeth and let them fall out >wait wait you are gonna love this >let them grow a second pair of teeth >now create a little creature that will ensure their teeth slowly rot no matter how well they clean >make the second teeth their permanent teeth! >HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THEM STRUGGLING AGAINST THE INEVITABLE >now let me create a creature I will call a shark >make them grow infinite teeth just to flex What the f--- was his problem?

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anon reminisces over his terraria saves | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 5a8d98db49f052f5cf93f1a536793ed0 (...).png, 285KiB, 544x363 Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 19:23:27 No.78277306 View Report >be me >be bored >decide to finally go through my Terraria worlds that I found backed up on an old hard drive last month >go to steam >install 2017 version of terraria for the nostalgia >insert the world files into the proper directory >boot it up >instant nostalgia as I hear the main menu ost >create new character >world 1: "world created 5th July 2015", world 2: "world created 9th of July 2015". >both were worlds that I played on with my former best friend when we were teenagers >walk through old bases >we had so many dumb signs and retarded structures, I am instantly reminded about tons of inside jokes that I completely forgot about >am reminded of moments & conversations between us that I forgot about >suddenly remember how much fun we used to have & how much I miss him >realize I will never be a teenager again >I will never come home from school and play games for the rest of the day again >realize I will never be friends with my former best friend again >cry How things have changed. I would do anything to travel back in time & prevent myself from becoming a friendless incel.
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 5a8d98db49f052f5cf93f1a536793ed0 (...).png, 285KiB, 544x363 Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2024 19:23:27 No.78277306 View Report >be me >be bored >decide to finally go through my Terraria worlds that I found backed up on an old hard drive last month >go to steam >install 2017 version of terraria for the nostalgia >insert the world files into the proper directory >boot it up >instant nostalgia as I hear the main menu ost >create new character >world 1: "world created 5th July 2015", world 2: "world created 9th of July 2015". >both were worlds that I played on with my former best friend when we were teenagers >walk through old bases >we had so many dumb signs and retarded structures, I am instantly reminded about tons of inside jokes that I completely forgot about >am reminded of moments & conversations between us that I forgot about >suddenly remember how much fun we used to have & how much I miss him >realize I will never be a teenager again >I will never come home from school and play games for the rest of the day again >realize I will never be friends with my former best friend again >cry How things have changed. I would do anything to travel back in time & prevent myself from becoming a friendless incel.

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A simpler time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?
Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)15:20:25 No.201933940 1667926202848116.png 625 KB PNG >an average looking guy with incel vibes could awkwardly ask out a gigastacy and she would instantly agree to go out with him, no questions asked W--, did boomers really have it that easy?

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anon invades the red light district | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO +C788DD06-A403-48C0-AF53-6D4F438D (...).jpg, 446KiB, 828x828 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 07:49:59 No. 78384553 View Report >be me >massive incel loser >can't get a girl to like me romantically no matter what >have at best gotten into the friendzone >after living life for almost 20 years, without ever touching a woman, I give up >decide to go to notorious red light district in my country, as a way to lose it >overcome by strong feelings of disgust, discomfort and urge to destroy it >It reeks of piss, all sorts of drugs and trash >shittons of freaks, junkies, homosexuals wearing fetish clothing waltz within it >see people get p----- on by prostitutes >Filled by thoughts of how common this was within the weimar republic of germany, I leave the scene in disgust. Hoping to only ever enter it as part of a invading force intending to destroy it I just can't do it anons. I can't get laid normally with women and w----- and the places they inhabit disgust me so severely that I am filled with geniune hatred and rage. Am I just doomed to being a virgin forever? Should I just become a monk or something?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO +C788DD06-A403-48C0-AF53-6D4F438D (...).jpg, 446KiB, 828x828 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 07:49:59 No. 78384553 View Report >be me >massive incel loser >can't get a girl to like me romantically no matter what >have at best gotten into the friendzone >after living life for almost 20 years, without ever touching a woman, I give up >decide to go to notorious red light district in my country, as a way to lose it >overcome by strong feelings of disgust, discomfort and urge to destroy it >It reeks of piss, all sorts of drugs and trash >shittons of freaks, junkies, homosexuals wearing fetish clothing waltz within it >see people get p----- on by prostitutes >Filled by thoughts of how common this was within the weimar republic of germany, I leave the scene in disgust. Hoping to only ever enter it as part of a invading force intending to destroy it I just can't do it anons. I can't get laid normally with women and w----- and the places they inhabit disgust me so severely that I am filled with geniune hatred and rage. Am I just doomed to being a virgin forever? Should I just become a monk or something?

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life of a gooner | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dcb.jpg, 79KiB, 680x680 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 08:24:28 No.78384807 View Report >be me >coom really hard >hardest i ever coomed >coom so hard i astral project >could fix it all so easily >snap back to reality >feel the shame of a hundred ancestors >the hyper awareness fades as i feel horny again >look down >realize what i must do >that i must coom to save myself and possibly this world >even if it kills me >coom
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dcb.jpg, 79KiB, 680x680 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 08:24:28 No.78384807 View Report >be me >coom really hard >hardest i ever coomed >coom so hard i astral project >could fix it all so easily >snap back to reality >feel the shame of a hundred ancestors >the hyper awareness fades as i feel horny again >look down >realize what i must do >that i must coom to save myself and possibly this world >even if it kills me >coom

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It's herover. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Future of the GREAT hero D(...) work 7 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat)05:20:41 No.269467840 > broken expensive iron man suit > goes back to be a teacher > years pass > see the sons and daughters of his successful classmates attending school > see ochako son > goes home after a long day of > puts a noose at ceiling > "I'm here" written in his old fan all might frame > It's over
Anonymous The Future of the GREAT hero D(...) work 7 KB JPG 08/03/24(Sat)05:20:41 No.269467840 > broken expensive iron man suit > goes back to be a teacher > years pass > see the sons and daughters of his successful classmates attending school > see ochako son > goes home after a long day of > puts a noose at ceiling > "I'm here" written in his old fan all might frame > It's over

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the life of the observer | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓eb58c503570570015bdfc649ee0ab70e.jpg, 133KiB, 1918x1080 >28 now The life of the observer Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 02:44:17 No. 78382293 >be me 13 discover internet in all it's beauty >be me 16 have 5 different gf's at the same time online from my school >be me 18 never got to f--- a girl, even though I had plenty of opportunities, rejected them all >develop social anxiety and depression >just live life as an observer for 10 years >no interest in anything but to observe >keep observing and being quiet and nonexistent for the world >see old friends having children and getting married >not achieved anything but saw everything that humanity has to offer online >don't care or feel anything but society tells me I need to feel shame and guilt about it >come to /r9k/ to post this to tell everyone about my shame and guilt I have to feel >still feel nothing View Report
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓eb58c503570570015bdfc649ee0ab70e.jpg, 133KiB, 1918x1080 >28 now The life of the observer Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 02:44:17 No. 78382293 >be me 13 discover internet in all it's beauty >be me 16 have 5 different gf's at the same time online from my school >be me 18 never got to f--- a girl, even though I had plenty of opportunities, rejected them all >develop social anxiety and depression >just live life as an observer for 10 years >no interest in anything but to observe >keep observing and being quiet and nonexistent for the world >see old friends having children and getting married >not achieved anything but saw everything that humanity has to offer online >don't care or feel anything but society tells me I need to feel shame and guilt about it >come to /r9k/ to post this to tell everyone about my shame and guilt I have to feel >still feel nothing View Report

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incel meets femcel | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ clueless-aware.gif, 108KiB, 110x112 What's wrong with this bitch? Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:51:54 No.78308032 View Report dealing with >be me >meet girl through my sister >comes off looking hostile and talks so silently you almost can't even hear her >asks me to follow me on her insta so I follow her >has the same username on her Twitter and Reddit, so I decide to stalk her a bit to know what I'm >tweets 100 tweets in a single day and all of them are being angry at men and fighting men online >her reddit history is 300,000k karma and all of them are all on femcel subs How tf did I meet someone more miserable and chronically online than me? Is God trying to send me a message?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ clueless-aware.gif, 108KiB, 110x112 What's wrong with this bitch? Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 15:51:54 No.78308032 View Report dealing with >be me >meet girl through my sister >comes off looking hostile and talks so silently you almost can't even hear her >asks me to follow me on her insta so I follow her >has the same username on her Twitter and Reddit, so I decide to stalk her a bit to know what I'm >tweets 100 tweets in a single day and all of them are being angry at men and fighting men online >her reddit history is 300,000k karma and all of them are all on femcel subs How tf did I meet someone more miserable and chronically online than me? Is God trying to send me a message?

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ lion.png, 2MiB, 1080x1127 Lionmaxxing Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 00:02:57 No.78280190 View Report >be me, a lowly wormlike greasehead of a man >be looking at animal fights on youtube >watch a group of lions rip each other apart >observe the ferocity, the clarity these beasts possessed >begin growing my hair out into a circular mane >practice staring with a blank yet murderous open mouthed expression into the mirror like how lions look at their prey >start running everyday and doing box jumps in my backyard >grow out my nails >have so much confidence now w-- >start staying up late and going for walks in the woods >at first I used a flashlight but overtime my night vision has improved and I don't need it anymore >feels like I'm patrolling my territory >start spending more and more time in the woods with my shirt off >I planted a bunch of gallons of water in various spots in the forest so I don't have to carry water on me >can roam around the woods the entire night now but get hungry as f--- >start tracking squirrels and birds by listening to the rustling of leaves they pass through >one night see the moonlight bouncing off a pair of squirrel eyes >mfw he's just sitting there eating a nut >jump on him and eat him raw while his body twitches >tastes absolutely awful, have to swallow every bite twice cause I keep coughing on the fur >have absolutely heinous diarrhea for four days after >think about gong to the hospital but decide to just deal with it cause lion's don't have doctors >start hunting again soon after >catch more squirrels and even a bird >get sick again a few times but not as bad as before >feel sense of accomplishment and a connection with the earth >why haven't yall lionmaxxed yet?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ lion.png, 2MiB, 1080x1127 Lionmaxxing Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 00:02:57 No.78280190 View Report >be me, a lowly wormlike greasehead of a man >be looking at animal fights on youtube >watch a group of lions rip each other apart >observe the ferocity, the clarity these beasts possessed >begin growing my hair out into a circular mane >practice staring with a blank yet murderous open mouthed expression into the mirror like how lions look at their prey >start running everyday and doing box jumps in my backyard >grow out my nails >have so much confidence now w-- >start staying up late and going for walks in the woods >at first I used a flashlight but overtime my night vision has improved and I don't need it anymore >feels like I'm patrolling my territory >start spending more and more time in the woods with my shirt off >I planted a bunch of gallons of water in various spots in the forest so I don't have to carry water on me >can roam around the woods the entire night now but get hungry as f--- >start tracking squirrels and birds by listening to the rustling of leaves they pass through >one night see the moonlight bouncing off a pair of squirrel eyes >mfw he's just sitting there eating a nut >jump on him and eat him raw while his body twitches >tastes absolutely awful, have to swallow every bite twice cause I keep coughing on the fur >have absolutely heinous diarrhea for four days after >think about gong to the hospital but decide to just deal with it cause lion's don't have doctors >start hunting again soon after >catch more squirrels and even a bird >get sick again a few times but not as bad as before >feel sense of accomplishment and a connection with the earth >why haven't yall lionmaxxed yet?

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Anonymous 08/05/24(Mon)00:09:54 No.202154947 chrome_2024-08-05_01-58-39.png 700 KB PNG >DEATH WILL COME TO THE W---- OF DRAGONSTONE INSHALLAH
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F--- Anonymous (ID: b2GUC90E) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:24:46 No.546835 ►>>546835350 >>546835545 >>546835658>>546835802 >>546835957 >>546835969 >>546836321 >>546836827 >>546837392 >>546838392 ITT Deaf people problems > leamed farting makes a sound at 20 Was with gf (not my first one) >At dinner in a very nice place >Waiter asking me for my order and my a------ needs to flex >Waiter gives look of disgust and terror Itwaswet.PNG >Gf signs me asking if I s--- myself >I have no clue what's going on >my girlfriend had to explain to me with the waiter right there that I just farted and that they make noise and that this particular one made everyone in the room stop talking >Mfw i've farted in front of everyone I know and nobody has ever said anything to me I excused myself to the bathroom and never talked to her again Anonymous (ID: JW6J5EF) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:27:24 No.546835350 File: 1374525874783.jpg (47 KB, 321x374) >>546835062 (OP) this has got to be the greatest thing i ever read
F--- Anonymous (ID: b2GUC90E) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:24:46 No.546835 ►>>546835350 >>546835545 >>546835658>>546835802 >>546835957 >>546835969 >>546836321 >>546836827 >>546837392 >>546838392 ITT Deaf people problems > leamed farting makes a sound at 20 Was with gf (not my first one) >At dinner in a very nice place >Waiter asking me for my order and my a------ needs to flex >Waiter gives look of disgust and terror Itwaswet.PNG >Gf signs me asking if I s--- myself >I have no clue what's going on >my girlfriend had to explain to me with the waiter right there that I just farted and that they make noise and that this particular one made everyone in the room stop talking >Mfw i've farted in front of everyone I know and nobody has ever said anything to me I excused myself to the bathroom and never talked to her again Anonymous (ID: JW6J5EF) 05/17/14(Sat) 13:27:24 No.546835350 File: 1374525874783.jpg (47 KB, 321x374) >>546835062 (OP) this has got to be the greatest thing i ever read

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 9c92950fbd1f1e44283c99720b86436d.jpg, 55KiB, 564x490 Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 11:45:57 No.78364376 View Report M >constantly depressed >be me, 20 >no IRL friends >pretty unattractive >though >have $160k salary >have loyal boyfriend (and no, he is not with me for the money) >OK family >could do anything, could live a happy life >it's the literal opposite though >afraid to go outside >everything is boring and feels pointless >remember how much fun i've had with others but now everyone avoids me >constantly worry about losing everyone around me how does one cope and be actually happy
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ± 9c92950fbd1f1e44283c99720b86436d.jpg, 55KiB, 564x490 Anonymous Fri 02 Aug 2024 11:45:57 No.78364376 View Report M >constantly depressed >be me, 20 >no IRL friends >pretty unattractive >though >have $160k salary >have loyal boyfriend (and no, he is not with me for the money) >OK family >could do anything, could live a happy life >it's the literal opposite though >afraid to go outside >everything is boring and feels pointless >remember how much fun i've had with others but now everyone avoids me >constantly worry about losing everyone around me how does one cope and be actually happy

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO PepeShock.png, 549KiB, 2801x2121 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:06:36 No.78309304 View Report >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons I ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >still wet >?? >wipe >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO PepeShock.png, 549KiB, 2801x2121 Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2024 18:06:36 No.78309304 View Report >take a s--- >wipe ass >use water >dry ass >wipe ass >wet feeling >Huh? Must be diarrhea from all the watermelons I ate. >Maybe I should wipe some more. >wipe >wipe >still wet >?? >wipe >look at toilet paper >redder than a f------ tomato >?!?! >finish s------- >look at toilet >water could be called Red Sea F------ hell, why does this keep happening to me?

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Anonymous (ID: 11yNFJxW) = 08/04/24(Sun)23:15:20 No.476976943 how the f--- does someone become retarded enough to get himself trapped in a nutty putty cave? 204 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bIPPITwj) >>476976943 (OP). 08/04/24(Sun)23:29:06 No.476978178 >Why not just dig him out or amputate his legs with a sawsall. I could get that guy out in like 5 minutes.
Anonymous (ID: 11yNFJxW) = 08/04/24(Sun)23:15:20 No.476976943 how the f--- does someone become retarded enough to get himself trapped in a nutty putty cave? 204 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: bIPPITwj) >>476976943 (OP). 08/04/24(Sun)23:29:06 No.476978178 >Why not just dig him out or amputate his legs with a sawsall. I could get that guy out in like 5 minutes.

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Anonymous (ID: nEj54wWS) E 07/29/24(Mon) 16:49:34 No.476089256 POLICE IMG_1507.jpg 209 KB JPG > everyone hates me until they need me. Anonymous (ID: mcU/1bFk) + >>476089256 (OP) # 07/29/24(Mon) 16:50:10 No.476089307 only nirs hate police >>476089448 # >>476090750 # >>476093463 # >>476094081 # >>476094343 # >>476094663 # >>476101069 # >>476103023 # >>476107485 # >>476109843 # >>476112368 #
Anonymous (ID: nEj54wWS) E 07/29/24(Mon) 16:49:34 No.476089256 POLICE IMG_1507.jpg 209 KB JPG > everyone hates me until they need me. Anonymous (ID: mcU/1bFk) + >>476089256 (OP) # 07/29/24(Mon) 16:50:10 No.476089307 only nirs hate police >>476089448 # >>476090750 # >>476093463 # >>476094081 # >>476094343 # >>476094663 # >>476101069 # >>476103023 # >>476107485 # >>476109843 # >>476112368 #

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