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A Contrasting Viewpoint: Who's getting the best head? @SOLOMONMOORE A.)ALVIN B) THEODORE C.)SIMON Disclaimer: The following essay does not reflect my personal beliefs and is proposition that constrasts with the norm belief a mere When asking the question, "who is getting the best head?" it is important for us to disregard the Chipmunk's and Chipette's personalities and characteristics from the equation. We do this to avoid confounding variables that would otherwise make it harder to come up with a clear answer. Since we are examining a still image, we can only form our conclusions based on body language. While most interpretations of this image claim that Theodore is getting the "worst head", I would like to propose an alternative viewpoint: Theodore is actually post c--. His body appears to be in a state of ecstasy that is often times associated with orgasms. His being ina state of post c-- is evident by his looser, more relaxed arms ad legs. This contrasts deeply with Alvin and Simon's bodies which show a tension that is not present in their brother. Alvin appears to be reaching a climax. The positioning of his eyes and legs coupled with the fact that he is firmly grasping the couch are key indicators that give this claim a solid leg to stand on. A major point that many Simonists like to mention is that Simon is holding on to Jeanette's head, thus "taking charge" of the situation and being more in control of the head that he is getting. This school if thought inherently implies that Simon has not came yet and is having to take control of the situation in order to reach an orgasm. His body language also clearly shows that he is neither feeling the joyous relaxsation of post c-- or the excitement of c------. If we were to make the assumption that the best head would be the one that makes the person on the receiving end c-- the fastest, we would be able to conclude that the order of best head is Theodore>Alvin>Simon. Theodore is getting the best head because he has already came and Elenor merely finishing up. Alvin is in a close second because he appeasa to be getting ready to c--. Meanwhile it obvious that Simon is actually getting the worst head because he is not close to coming and is resorting to having to take control, which is a clear sign of bad head.

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Now we all know Alvin's personality, he's ALVWAYS overreacting to s--- and is overdramatic about Why Theodore is getting the best head everything so of course he's gonna be doin the jordan, especially in the presence of his friends. We also know he's the alpha of the group and gets chipmunk p---- regularly. He prolly got head 3 other times that day so you know his d--- is wore out. Now what do we know about Theodore? He's a fat virgin. Hes probably never got head before and its safe to assume he's never even bust a nut. He's also too innocent to watch p--- so you know his d--- is hella sensitive. His bitch is also fat Now Simon here's a f----- dork. and his bitch a dork too you know she prolly gives s--- head, i mean you can even se simon cringing at it. He's also a nerd and probatbly jacks off to weird alien p--- all day so his dopamine receptors are fried and his d--- isnt as and knows how to gobble his whole d--- like a mf corndog. And just look at him. he's paralyzed. consumed by the head. all he can do is lay there in pleasure sensitive.

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