The Onion presents a new way for women to fit into society's standards of beauty without having to use makeup.

In case you haven't heard, today is the National Girlfriends Day. If you've got a girlfriend, don't forget to say something nice, and if you don't, well, just get in here.

Professional stunt man Ethan Swanson jumps off a roof in Chicago, Illinois, recording the death-defying feat with a helmet-mounted GoPro camera.

After an awkward photo of Ashley Cole inspired a photoshop meme in which the English soccer player is shown lurking in the background in various pictures, the footballer retweeted a rather creepy example in which he appears to be stalking his ex wife.