Advice Animals of 2012: Though this mulleted man's photo has been circulating the web since 2005, he did not become associated with earnest obliviousness to redneck prejudices until May 2012.

Editor's Note: Things get real and terrifying. Not for the faint of the heart.

This hypothetical query asks whether 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck would be victorious in battle, or which of the two options the respondent would prefer to fight.

Three rescue dogs from New Zealand have apparently learned how to drive a car, thanks to the joint training efforts by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, Mini Cooper and Ikon Engineering.

Seems like I Should Buy a Boat Cat forgot to pick up his tiny monkey friend in a fancy coat from IKEA this morning.