When your planet requires your assistance, and your people need you desperately, it's time to leave.

For every given male character, a female counterpart exists. For every given female character, a male counterpart exists.

Cut my life into pizzas, this is my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing. Don't give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eating.

The announcer position for the Cleveland Cavaliers was revoked once Ted's issues with substance abuse came to light.

Pokemon fans debate over the unresolved mystery of Diglett's other half.