Allison Harvard, known by many as "Creepy Chan," began her journey as an online figure way back in 2005, but what has the former internet celeb been up to since then?

This Advice Animal image macro of a raccoon grimacing with its paws together was uploaded to Flickr on this day in 2008.

Besides being poorly written, there is no way any of the events in these stories actually happened.

Here's hoping one more lane finally fixes it.