Monster Musume / Daily Life with Monster Girl - Rachnera Dakimakura

I am not sexually attracted to a spider….
I am not sexually attracted to a spider….
I am not sexually attracted to a spider….
I am not sexually attracted to a spider….
I am SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO A SPIDER!!!
…Wait a minute, why did I say that?

>Friend's birthday coming up.
>Fucking terrified of spiders.
>*Grinch grin.jpeg*

I think I have reached asshole nirvana, if I can pull this off behind my parent's back, I will become the motherfucking king. Only problem, no Paypal or credit cards. One day, one day…