Minions - Double whammy

>do you want downvotes? that's how you get downvotes

>

>wait a minute
>tags:("save me")

Oops.

Football?
That means I have to haul my ass to a football field every Friday and play some shitty music for my school's football team while wearing a uniform that makes me look like a gay space cowboy.

So no.
I'm not ready.
I'll never be ready.