RWBY - What were you saying, Weiss? Couldn't hear you over your lack of boobs.

Why not? Boobs are one of the holy trinity that makes up women. As men (or lesbians, if you're into that) we love boobs. Big ones, small ones, round ones, pear shaped ones, we don't care what they're like. A true man (or lesbian) will love any pair, no matter how they look or feel, until we find a pair of breasts that we want to spend the rest of our lives with, at which point we will only have eyes for them, and all other chesticles become second rate.