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Well… there I am. Spike the Dragon Lord. Lord of aaaaaall the Dragon Lands. Who’d of thought that? But how did I come to this, may you say? And who are those strange fellows who surround my throne, may you also say? Well… it’s a long story – come closer and I’ll tell you. It all started… yesterday. And what a day that was. It’s what I call… a baaaad scale day.