Who Would Win? - Earth vs. Trump vs. Kim Jong-un

People still think that Kim vs Trump will mean the end of the world

To be realistic, the "whole fucking planet" isn't even a player in this and the "thicc boy" on the left would be the only one to "win" this, but only in a pyrrhic victory. Nearly every (or pretty much every) scenario ends with the end of the "thicc boy" on the right and the "thicc boy" on the left looking like even more of a fool.