Metroid - Ridley pisses on the Galactic Federation

"WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT KRAID'S DICK?!"

I've come to make an announcement; Dark Samus is a b*tch-a*s motherf*cker. It Final Smashed on my f*cking wife. That's right, it took its Phazon energy-laser out and it Final Smashed on my f*cking wife and it said its range was "This big" and I said "That's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Dark Samus, you got a small attack range, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller and guess what? This is what my range looks like. (Down Specials) That's right, baby. All point. No quills, no sour-spots, look at that it looks two balls and a bong. It f*cked my wife so guess what I'm gonna f*ck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get; My super laser p*ss! (Final Smashes) Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm p*ssing on SAMUS' GUNSHIP! How do you like that, Sakurai?!? I p*ssed on the Gunship you IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the p*ss droplets hit the f*cking Earth. Now get out of my f*cking sight before I p*ss on you too!