CEO Bowser, a real hard ass. Everyone suspects he’s abusing his position to sexually harasses his secretary Peach Toadstool when no one is looking, but the truth is he just makes her work insane amounts of overtime. She has no time off at weekends and tons of unused vacation time that will likely never be approved. It’s almost like she’s been kidnapped.

Poor office shrubs Mario and Luigi are hard workers, but Luigi lacks the backbone to get his ideas in front of a boardroom that has Bowser in it while Mario is so hopelessly in debt from all those years spent losing money gambling on kart races he can’t risk putting a single toe out of line.

Of course Warriors and Walugi are living the high life, busily embezzling as much as they can get away with all while presenting themselves as hard working salary men. The real mastermind here is Daisy, who is working to bring down the company from the inside after years of being overlooked for promotion and salary increases.

"YOU GUYS LOSE THE ONE MAN WHOSE BODY WAS ALWAYS READY AND NINTENDO'S REVENUE IS ALREADY PLUMMETING?! BUNCH OF LOSERS! Now we have no choice but to… add Bowsette to Smash Ultimate to make up for this loss. Ugh. Wait here while I get that cursed crown back in."