Its funny how people are blaming capitalism when the only reason Apple does this is because idiot hipsters have been enabling them for years. Sometimes even the very same people who tweet about how much they hate capitalism on their iphones.

Like seriously, do you think you'll disappoint the ghost of Che Guevara if you got an android instead?

At most other times we can maintain the thin pretension that capitalism is better than communism or monarchy or all the other shit like that. What you are witnessing is a rare moment when this illusion buckles and breaks under the outrageous filth of reality.