Steven Universe - Some people are convinced that this is going to happen

Seriously dude, what fucking IDIOT would leave a half-alien magical boy who not only healed her sight, helped her get the chance to fucking LEARN HOW TO SWORD FIGHT FOR REAL, FUSE WITH SAID HALF ALIEN AND EXPERIENCE SUPER STRENGTH AND OTHER POWERS, GO TO FUCKING SPACE TO TALK DOWN A FUCKING EMPIRE… honestly I could go on. If Connie was somehow stupid enough to give THAT up, then that's not Connie, that's some horrible caricature of a girlfriend character by someone who's just broke up.

Anyways, Sugar got married recently, so I doubt that's it.

Oh no haha
(Serious) can we not.