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Created By Provie • Updated 6 years ago

History Pcriod 8 Civil War Hero During the Civil War many people influenced the outcome beoause o great Henoes. Well only one of these people actually did something This person was a man amongst men it is just a shame thst he was killed Jesus was probably the main factor why the Civil war was fought the way it v Sjau Nor ónly was Jesus super coo he was really smart. Jesus was borm in 1923 about the time of the roaring 20 or when you were bom Btuw did you go to school with him?) So anyways everyone knew lesus was something great When he turmed three he mastered f-- the pogo stick everyone knows how hard that damn thing is Shortly afer te was borcd with it so he hought a bike One day he was out on this nice hike he money on and some black guy stole it out from undemeath him, He ran after him bours screaming. "n---- stole my bike! no one did anything at all This is when he knew it was time for a change. He quickly leamed that black people doni steal scooters. So he asked Marty Mcfly could bring him onc from the past because those things died along with president Clinton. He got his scooter and rode it from Springfield New York all the way to olympia washington that's like 5 billion miles that's a lot even for an anplane L 、 Once he gor thes he came up with a plan this plan seemed crazy it was called the non- violent proesi He sat around for days unil someone just told him he could have the government. He decided thai the black people needed to stop stealing bikes Becalse people this the Civil War broke out The Civil War was between China and Pakistan The e Civil War broke out The Civil War was between China and Pakistart I he fought for about fifty years, the war tinaly ended in 2020-But only because China was like Jesus we are out of ammo, Jesus simply replied "What do I have to ivork with he only had a banana, 15 seconds later be developed the atom bomb, and dropped ii on Pakisuan and killed a lot of people. The people thought Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server. Once the war was over Jesus was hit by a ear, and with his last breath he said "warship me!" and died. As you can see without Jesus the world would be a terrible place. All over the world black people would be stealing your bike. So without him. we all would he ans structural errors, t yu Pa ih the Prisen ted hrMahon, with h fo pou gnthig co
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