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Some guy in China after eating bat soup: This is some serious gourmet s---. When he goes home and gets a cough and fever: I'm sickened, but curious. When the guy wakes up the next day and suddenly wants to travel: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT Coronavirus to the old people of China: okay, get in. China after a lot of people start getting sick: what the f--- did you just bring upon this cursed land People in china who have the disease but don't have symptoms: We ride at dawn, bitches The world starting to realise what this new China disease is: and now every country has the virius Healthcare workers after realising they need to treat a new virus: Dumb people running to department stores to buy a s--- ton of toilet paper: Me and my friends after the school gets closed due to the virus: People when the virus spreads every f------ where and kills a lot of people: Me and my friends having to attend online classes: Extroverts when the whole country is locked down and they háve to stay home: what the cinnamon toast f--- is this Introverts when they realise this: Stock brokers when the market begins to crash: -2.05 10.4 9.2 20.320 -182 1200 -0.300 40 400.390 -0.190 16.19 180 -1.71 not stonks 3.910 -0.12 0 AD 1.5 26 Reminding you to stay home 1.550 -0.122 7.70 and break the chain: Because that's what heroes do

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Sam Harris Q D A Gift a subscription 3. Elon and I didn't converge on a common view of epidemiology over the course of those two hours, but we hit upon a fun compromise: A wager. Elon bet me $1 million dollars (to be given to charity) against a bottle of fancy tequila ($1000) that we wouldn't see as many as 35,000 cases of Covid in the United States (cases, not deaths). The terms of the bet reflected what was, in his estimation, the near certainty (1000 to 1) that he was right. Having already heard credible estimates that there could be 1 million deaths from Covid in the U.S. over the next 12-18 months (these estimates proved fairly accurate), I thought the terms of the bet ridiculous and quite unfair to Elon. I offered to spot him two orders of magnitude: I was confident that we'd soon have 3.5 million cases of Covid in the U.S. Elon accused me of having lost my mind and insisted that we stick with a ceiling of 35,000. 4. We communicated sporadically by text over the next couple of weeks, while the number of reported cases grew. Ominously, Elon dismissed the next batch of data reported by the CDC as merely presumptive while confirmed cases of Covid, on his account, remained elusive. 5. A few weeks later, when the CDC website finally reported 35,000 deaths from Covid in the U.S. and 600,000 cases, I sent Elon the following text: Is (35,000 deaths + 600,000 cases) > 35,000 cases? 6. This text appears to have ended our friendship. Elon never responded, and it was not long before he began maligning me on Twitter for a variety of imaginary offenses. For my part, I eventually started complaining about the startling erosion of his integrity on my podcast, without providing any detail about what had transpired between us.
I guess we should retire the expression "avoid it like the plague given how little effort people put into avoiding an actual plague
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