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C-SECTION COMICS SEEING OUR REACTION TO THE CORONAVIRUS TOTALLY CHANGED THE WAY I IMAGINE WE'LL DEAL WITH AN ALIEN INVASION: Some "experts" will claim we're just being hysterical for nothing Our stage of denial will be long What Tens of thousands die aliens? of the flu each year! How many people have the aliens killed so far? GREETINGS WE ARE ALIENS, WE CAME HERE TO TAKE OVER. PLEASE SURRENDER. THANK YOU. (P.S. WE'RE ALIENS) America will use the We'll turn the whole thing to yet another petty political argument ultimate doomsday weapon We must take decisive action! Tell Madame Уou оpей- And YOU guyS President, the alien attack is probably think of stopping them by building a WALL and asking them to pay for it! borders loonies the Fed to lower probably want to just let all imminent! interest rates and print more money! aliens in! The media will have its own agenda And no matter how dire the situation is, we'll keep morale high with Silly memes The invading alien force seems to consist solely of males, which proves that our new overlords are not only brutal conquerors that wish to eliminate mankind, they are also misogynistic! WE'RE NOT REALLY ALIENS IF WE MAKE EARTH OURS C-SECTION COMICS ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © CSECTIONCOMICS.COM Also, the aliens all seem to have the same skin color, which proves that they're racist. C-SECTION COMICS CSECTIONCOMICS.COM C-SECTION COMICS C-SECTION COMICS C-SECTION COMICS

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Coronavirus vs. Alien Invasion


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Sam Harris Q D A Gift a subscription 3. Elon and I didn't converge on a common view of epidemiology over the course of those two hours, but we hit upon a fun compromise: A wager. Elon bet me $1 million dollars (to be given to charity) against a bottle of fancy tequila ($1000) that we wouldn't see as many as 35,000 cases of Covid in the United States (cases, not deaths). The terms of the bet reflected what was, in his estimation, the near certainty (1000 to 1) that he was right. Having already heard credible estimates that there could be 1 million deaths from Covid in the U.S. over the next 12-18 months (these estimates proved fairly accurate), I thought the terms of the bet ridiculous and quite unfair to Elon. I offered to spot him two orders of magnitude: I was confident that we'd soon have 3.5 million cases of Covid in the U.S. Elon accused me of having lost my mind and insisted that we stick with a ceiling of 35,000. 4. We communicated sporadically by text over the next couple of weeks, while the number of reported cases grew. Ominously, Elon dismissed the next batch of data reported by the CDC as merely presumptive while confirmed cases of Covid, on his account, remained elusive. 5. A few weeks later, when the CDC website finally reported 35,000 deaths from Covid in the U.S. and 600,000 cases, I sent Elon the following text: Is (35,000 deaths + 600,000 cases) > 35,000 cases? 6. This text appears to have ended our friendship. Elon never responded, and it was not long before he began maligning me on Twitter for a variety of imaginary offenses. For my part, I eventually started complaining about the startling erosion of his integrity on my podcast, without providing any detail about what had transpired between us.
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