>go entire life thinking voice is that of a reasonable person
>buy recording device to start song career
>make recording
>I'm ready for my 1# hit
>hear recording of self
>hear some stunted idiot that sounds really high, high enough to top Japan's charts of high on drugs
>people could actually understand this ugly sound
>mfw my ears lied to me

For me it's less about how my voice sound but more how it performs. I didn't suspect myself of making so much pauses between words and ending sentences like if I had a hangover.