"FBI open up" is the Reddit/Twitter equivalent to those "no one:" Youtube comments. They have nearly no substance like "lol" in addition to repeating the same unfunny joke that a hundred other people have already made in a comment section. They're insufferable. A similar thing happened with Sakurai mentioning Min Min being 18 years old. I saw the same "she's legal" jokes dozens of times. Did these people think Min Min porn didn't exist until her age was confirmed? I doubt it, and that just shows that people will parrot these non-jokes until the end of time.

I really want to know who thinks these jokes are funny, especially after you've seen them a hundred times.

I know, right? If it's overseas, it's the jurisdiction of the CIA!