"So what do you guys think about the new episode of poke-"

"FEMALE SKAVEN ARE DRUGGED AND BLOATED IN PITS RESERVED FOR BREEDING AND NEVER SEE ANYTHING ELSE THEIR ENTIRE LIVES"

"Dude what the fuck-"

"THE CATACHAN FACE EATER LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL TOWEL AND HIDES IN WARM AND WET PLACES LIKE BATHROOMS OR SHOWERS. IT EATS FACES."

my parents at 27: "well we dont make a lot of money but we've got each other and our kids"

me at 27: "im financially independent and getting experience in a great field but im kind of dying inside"