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1 Day Later I can't believe they bought it. Those stupid judges never saw lit coming. Now that Murphy can't hold the same trial, MI be able to sell this on the black market. MI be rich! PI buy my own private island and- Hello, Henry Ah! Um, hello there sirs. How do you do? Just checking up on you. Say, whats that thing you got in your hand? Is that the stuff you keep cold in your fridge? e the lfe What are you talking about? It's nothing It's just.um. Oh, screw it! Look, you may have caught me red handed, but you can't arrest Murphy with the same crime. That's double jeopardy! Oh really? You know, I wonder what pictures you got in your hard drive. How likely is it that it's something you don't want us to see? Oh, alright, alright. What do you want from me? I want you to tell us everything. To how you got that thing, and how it involves Murphy. Alright, I geuss you wanna know about Cromchium. Cromchium was a super steroid that was developed by the CHROMCH Corporation. It was designed to be injected into Melkdoges to produce more melk. That was until CHROMCH was shut down due to the animal abuse scandal. So i took a few samples for myself. JON ON CA ON CA UTIC CAUT AUTION The serum ifinjected into humans, wouldmake them into a muscular tank within a minute, I just couldnit;leave that serum in that abandoned dump. Now me and Murphy used to be friends in high school, so I told him about this new steroid. Now normally he would hate my guts due to my thobby", but one day, he needed to inject some into him to deal with a bike thief, and the rest is history I must also clarify to you officers that this serum has only one side effect: Homicidal Rage Allright, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna tell the authorities that you gave Murphy the serum, and that you feel guilty about it. If you're lucky, you'll serve one year in prison. It's a lot shorter sentence than if we were to jail you for your, other illegal activities. We'll also be taking the serum. You already have plenty. It won't matter anyway. The courts will throw your case away. We'll see about that. So what next? We tell Karen the truth. We can't let her down again, and we won't let justice go unanswered. Continued in Part 14 CROMCHIUM WNIHE CROM CROMCHIUM CROMCHIUM GROMEHIUM EROMEHIUM CROM CROMCHIUM CRO CROMCHIUM CROMCHIUM

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