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LEMME TALK TO ALL MY FREAK VIRUSES OUT THERE

WOULD YOU RATHER INFECT LUNGS LIKE MINE--A GENETIC FREAK--TO BE DESTROYED ALL NIGHT, OR INFECT THE LUNGS OF THAT FAT ASS SAMOA JOE
SO YOU TAKE PFIZER'S 66% EFFECTIVENESS, PLUS MODERNA'S 80.2% EFFECTIVENESS, AND ADD THAT TO ASTRAZENECA'S 90%, AND THAT GIVES ME A 236.2% CHANCE OF BEATING CORONAVIRUS THIS SUNDAY AT SACRIFICE
Covid knooooooows it can't infect me…. Soitsnotevengonna TRY!
The numbers don't lie! And they spell disater for Covid!