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This is from Next Generation magazine Issue #1, though the news in it was already a few weeks old by the time it reached the public in January 1995. In their inaugural issue, they do an analysis of various 5th generation hardware, including the Virtual Boy. Note that at this point, it was still unknown what the system would even look like or play, and it was widely believed that it would feature a head-mounted display.
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![SAUNON-CHANCELLOR С. АУНЬЁН ЧЭНСЕЛЛОР Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)15:33:54 No.377098413 >>377098644 >>377099286 >>377102340 >>377105472 1627775346733.jpg (33 KB, 600x450) >>377091306 this is pretty true, just a compound of non stop women moments and sabotage. she was paranoid about her ex, and gf at home, she wanted more attention and fame, she didnt like doing any of her 'work' and demanded being excused. lots of little thing trying to make life hard to be 'forced' to go home a year early, she decided 'space was too much' with in a week or so. this culminated in the bathroom, and how nasa and toilets are sexist cause they arent comfortable, and theres boys always around. nasa said, the toilet was designed with ladies in mind, and its uncomfortable to boys too. She was enraged and demanded a toilet be designed and sent up for women and women only. nasa stated that this will take up to a year and $100s of millions, but they'll start Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)15:45:27 No.377099286 >>377100652 >>377102340 1626295212001.jpg (50 KB, 684x513) OMBREDD MORSRERS ALL BHERS ift >>377098413 She did not like that, and demanded to be sent home immediately .'im not comfortable, i dont want to be here anymore.' nasa responded by easing her duties to basically nothing, and letting her know there is a taxi scheduled in 9 months. and that they have a few woman power missions planned for her to make her famous. even a first ever woman outside repair without a man doing it instead. this was not enough she wanted a rocket home now Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)16:02:54 No.377100652 1614623777106.png (902 KB, 731x611) word is yet to one >>377099286 >>377101879 >>377102340 >>377105472 when nasa said, that is just not in the logistics, she flipped, she then refused to bathe, use the restroom properly [jamming it / let s--- and piss spray all over the place] and refused to pickup or follow cleanliness protocols, damaging equipment and causing smells. This is where its f-----,! ever since its creation the ISS has been the cleanest freshest smelling environment ever, possible, and strictly maintained as such for one very important reason, if you are going to be in a closed place floating through space over 100 years, you can not replace your atmosphere with a fresh one,,,,, every smell is forever.. ISS a pleasant environment with a pleasant smell..... until now. Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)16:19:54 No.377101879 77105472 : 1626308269737.jpg (19 KB, 480x360) >>377100652 >>377102340 >>377102450 >>377102492 >>377104125 >>377104345 She continues being a p------------, annoying everybody, making messes, assaulting people, destroying their research and altering the experiments of others while they were away,,, like poisoning space plants randomly. she wanted to be fired [from space...] then her big day came, the first ever female only, outside 'repair' [she majorly failed her last few costing 100s of millions, with a mail lead and had to be replaced with a male mid way through. in one she dropped all of her tools, allIII,, into the void. the next she borrowed all of the tools of the second, because the capt, refused to let her touch his. then preceded to drop all of his tools into the void. leaving just 2 almost sets.] Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)16:48:59 No.377104125 e: 1614636344105.jpg (291 KB, 762x681) box. >>377101879 >>377105472 >>377106303 now she out in space, trying to repair a loose bolt near hydraulics with no man doing it, or telling her what to do, [except the team of men giving her mil sec by mil sec instructions, but the budget already had 250,000,000 set aside for complications]. 3 hours of look cool outside, tighten a bolt on live tv, and re enter, turned into 6 hourd of nervous giggle girls panicking, almost thriwing them selfs into space, loosing most tools in the last second box, some from other and girls finally 'finding the bolt' panic stick gun on it, and just completely soak themselfs and everything with 70 year soaking up radiation, super horrific rotten egg smelling fluids. They immediately turn and rush in and in panic skip all decontamination protocols [on the news feeds you see them skip all locks and through the filthy radioactive space gear off in the dorms, saying mission accomplished, capt upset, mcontrol upset, whole world celebrates for weeks. the next day capton checks the no work repair, to see that the whole external arm is fubar and canada is offered $250,000,000 in hours make a new one. >>377104125 This is a major f------ deal in the space community. huge f------ deal. nasa now has to get a team together to study for 6-12/48 months if space is worth it. in less than a month, things are clear, everything is well beyond f-----, everything, inside and out is coated in the stinkest, slimeyest oils, and everyone is finally getting p----- at her after nearing a year of this. """but its worse than you could ever imagine. [c---] """" she thinks shes won saying, shes beaten them, shell be home soon, then nasa reminds her the taxi is still like 6 months away, she looses her s--- and destroys equipment, makes messes and destroys the toilet 2 times in a few days, mc assures her the new toilet is on the way. 'i dont want a fin toilet, i wanna go home' later that day, less than a month after space walk the american toilet was destroyed beyond repair with witnesses, and no hope for 6 months. though the russians were real bros, they didnt want her psycho targeting them.... they let the americans use their toilet, guarded, for a few days,,,, then she tried to destroy russians. the americans were then left with only diapers Anonymous (ID: alvB0PKO) 05/11/22(Wed)17:35:23 No.377107667 ► e: 1629875520931.jpg (143 KB, 1024x683) >>377106303 in only a month huge issues are becoming very obvious,, i mean if hundreds of used diapers just building up and floating around wasnt enough. everything is slimy and stinky even your skin everything now smells and tastes like s--- and piss... forever. equipment is all contaminated / unfixable and is constantly malfunctioning you have to move literal s--- out of the way to do anything. no room to do any of the jobs. and a girl still being caught again and again trying to sneaky sabotage things. even being busted while breaking into russian private spaces and equipment a few times. [they let her barrow tools after loosing some, before they got strict] even the men on both sides were begging for help. Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)17:54:37 No.377109146 >>377110363 >>377110610 >>377111158 e: 1630937651940.jpg (25 KB, 460x460) Well.. He didn't see that coming. >>377107667 capt; please get this psycho bitch out of here immediately woman; please get me out of here. now. GC; [r x100] logistics wouldnt fit such a time line, unless something catastrophic happens. in 3 months, theres been a major fubar of an external arm, permanently irradiating the ISS to deadly degrees inside and out. a destruction of toiletry making the place no longer safe, sterile, or inhabitable. and now a drop in over all air within this can floating through space, immediately picked on sensors, recorded on camera, limp p---- hole, from the only drill left in space, that was found stolen and in possession of the lady who was been making everyones life hell all year. Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)18:11:01 No.377110363 ► >>377109146 MC has finally set a new priority, remove the women from ISS asap, or there will be no ISS left. so they did a little rescheduling, and thought, why send women toilet to space, when you could take woman out of space. so instead of a heroic, we sent a woman toilet to iss to cure space poop, heres 3 months of them trying it out. they sent an 'emergency taxi' to remove the women early, and sneak on a normal toilet. [ they later made a big deal sending the woman toilet, after she was gone]. where they planned 6 months to assess damages, Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)18:14:20 No.377110610 ►>>377111055 >>377112161 >>377112238 >>377112816 1643514679501.jpg (40 KB, 555x448) >>377109146 (You) MC has finally set a new priority, remove the women from ISS asap, or there will be no ISS left. so they did a little rescheduling, and thought, why send women toilet to space, when you could take woman out of space. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS so instead of a heroic, we sent a woman toilet to iss to cure space poop, heres 3 months of them trying it out. they sent an 'emergency taxi' to remove the women early, and sneak on a normal toilet. [ they later made a big deal sending the woman toilet, after she was gone]. where they planned 6 months to assess damages, Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)18:41:36 No.377112816 >>377113455 >>377114554 >>377115606 >>377115666 1630563691755.gif (167 KB, 403x369) >>377110610 """but its worse than you could ever imagine. [c---]' [cunted] into light. around the time the would began to celebrate nasa sending in the first new and improved toilet into space. some devastating information started coming It turns out, the original set of peopled hired to access the damages caused to the entire space program, were still releasing findings, and searching for any solutions, when... they concluded... Everything is far beyond possible repair, final mission, crash into the ocean. them along with the scientist in space concluded, decades worth of research is ruined forever. experiments taking decades to preform, were destroyed. in under 1 year over 1 trillion dollars of damage was done on equipment and research. all material and equipment are contaminated and unusable for science. everything is forever radioactive, so long stays would cost life. everything is forever radioactive, so experiments are forever impossible. the 'freshest' smelling place there is, forever smells like s--- and piss, along with all you eat and drink. and all electronics and ducts are coated in oils inside and out, therefore unfixable, and problems would only grow. and if space science is worth it. because now we have to start over from scratch.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/853/444/ecf.png)
![SAUNON-CHANCELLOR С. АУНЬЁН ЧЭНСЕЛЛОР Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)15:33:54 No.377098413 >>377098644 >>377099286 >>377102340 >>377105472 1627775346733.jpg (33 KB, 600x450) >>377091306 this is pretty true, just a compound of non stop women moments and sabotage. she was paranoid about her ex, and gf at home, she wanted more attention and fame, she didnt like doing any of her 'work' and demanded being excused. lots of little thing trying to make life hard to be 'forced' to go home a year early, she decided 'space was too much' with in a week or so. this culminated in the bathroom, and how nasa and toilets are sexist cause they arent comfortable, and theres boys always around. nasa said, the toilet was designed with ladies in mind, and its uncomfortable to boys too. She was enraged and demanded a toilet be designed and sent up for women and women only. nasa stated that this will take up to a year and $100s of millions, but they'll start Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)15:45:27 No.377099286 >>377100652 >>377102340 1626295212001.jpg (50 KB, 684x513) OMBREDD MORSRERS ALL BHERS ift >>377098413 She did not like that, and demanded to be sent home immediately .'im not comfortable, i dont want to be here anymore.' nasa responded by easing her duties to basically nothing, and letting her know there is a taxi scheduled in 9 months. and that they have a few woman power missions planned for her to make her famous. even a first ever woman outside repair without a man doing it instead. this was not enough she wanted a rocket home now Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)16:02:54 No.377100652 1614623777106.png (902 KB, 731x611) word is yet to one >>377099286 >>377101879 >>377102340 >>377105472 when nasa said, that is just not in the logistics, she flipped, she then refused to bathe, use the restroom properly [jamming it / let s--- and piss spray all over the place] and refused to pickup or follow cleanliness protocols, damaging equipment and causing smells. This is where its f-----,! ever since its creation the ISS has been the cleanest freshest smelling environment ever, possible, and strictly maintained as such for one very important reason, if you are going to be in a closed place floating through space over 100 years, you can not replace your atmosphere with a fresh one,,,,, every smell is forever.. ISS a pleasant environment with a pleasant smell..... until now. Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)16:19:54 No.377101879 77105472 : 1626308269737.jpg (19 KB, 480x360) >>377100652 >>377102340 >>377102450 >>377102492 >>377104125 >>377104345 She continues being a p------------, annoying everybody, making messes, assaulting people, destroying their research and altering the experiments of others while they were away,,, like poisoning space plants randomly. she wanted to be fired [from space...] then her big day came, the first ever female only, outside 'repair' [she majorly failed her last few costing 100s of millions, with a mail lead and had to be replaced with a male mid way through. in one she dropped all of her tools, allIII,, into the void. the next she borrowed all of the tools of the second, because the capt, refused to let her touch his. then preceded to drop all of his tools into the void. leaving just 2 almost sets.] Anonymous (ID: alvB0pKO) 05/11/22(Wed)16:48:59 No.377104125 e: 1614636344105.jpg (291 KB, 762x681) box. >>377101879 >>377105472 >>377106303 now she out in space, trying to repair a loose bolt near hydraulics with no man doing it, or telling her what to do, [except the team of men giving her mil sec by mil sec instructions, but the budget already had 250,000,000 set aside for complications]. 3 hours of look cool outside, tighten a bolt on live tv, and re enter, turned into 6 hourd of nervous giggle girls panicking, almost thriwing them selfs into space, loosing most tools in the last second box, some from other and girls finally 'finding the bolt' panic stick gun on it, and just completely soak themselfs and everything with 70 year soaking up radiation, super horrific rotten egg smelling fluids. They immediately turn and rush in and in panic skip all decontamination protocols [on the news feeds you see them skip all locks and through the filthy radioactive space gear off in the dorms, saying mission accomplished, capt upset, mcontrol upset, whole world celebrates for weeks. the next day capton checks the no work repair, to see that the whole external arm is fubar and canada is offered $250,000,000 in hours make a new one. >>377104125 This is a major f------ deal in the space community. huge f------ deal. nasa now has to get a team together to study for 6-12/48 months if space is worth it. in less than a month, things are clear, everything is well beyond f-----, everything, inside and out is coated in the stinkest, slimeyest oils, and everyone is finally getting p----- at her after nearing a year of this. """but its worse than you could ever imagine. [c---] """" she thinks shes won saying, shes beaten them, shell be home soon, then nasa reminds her the taxi is still like 6 months away, she looses her s--- and destroys equipment, makes messes and destroys the toilet 2 times in a few days, mc assures her the new toilet is on the way. 'i dont want a fin toilet, i wanna go home' later that day, less than a month after space walk the american toilet was destroyed beyond repair with witnesses, and no hope for 6 months. though the russians were real bros, they didnt want her psycho targeting them.... they let the americans use their toilet, guarded, for a few days,,,, then she tried to destroy russians. the americans were then left with only diapers Anonymous (ID: alvB0PKO) 05/11/22(Wed)17:35:23 No.377107667 ► e: 1629875520931.jpg (143 KB, 1024x683) >>377106303 in only a month huge issues are becoming very obvious,, i mean if hundreds of used diapers just building up and floating around wasnt enough. everything is slimy and stinky even your skin everything now smells and tastes like s--- and piss... forever. equipment is all contaminated / unfixable and is constantly malfunctioning you have to move literal s--- out of the way to do anything. no room to do any of the jobs. and a girl still being caught again and again trying to sneaky sabotage things. even being busted while breaking into russian private spaces and equipment a few times. [they let her barrow tools after loosing some, before they got strict] even the men on both sides were begging for help. Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)17:54:37 No.377109146 >>377110363 >>377110610 >>377111158 e: 1630937651940.jpg (25 KB, 460x460) Well.. He didn't see that coming. >>377107667 capt; please get this psycho bitch out of here immediately woman; please get me out of here. now. GC; [r x100] logistics wouldnt fit such a time line, unless something catastrophic happens. in 3 months, theres been a major fubar of an external arm, permanently irradiating the ISS to deadly degrees inside and out. a destruction of toiletry making the place no longer safe, sterile, or inhabitable. and now a drop in over all air within this can floating through space, immediately picked on sensors, recorded on camera, limp p---- hole, from the only drill left in space, that was found stolen and in possession of the lady who was been making everyones life hell all year. Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)18:11:01 No.377110363 ► >>377109146 MC has finally set a new priority, remove the women from ISS asap, or there will be no ISS left. so they did a little rescheduling, and thought, why send women toilet to space, when you could take woman out of space. so instead of a heroic, we sent a woman toilet to iss to cure space poop, heres 3 months of them trying it out. they sent an 'emergency taxi' to remove the women early, and sneak on a normal toilet. [ they later made a big deal sending the woman toilet, after she was gone]. where they planned 6 months to assess damages, Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)18:14:20 No.377110610 ►>>377111055 >>377112161 >>377112238 >>377112816 1643514679501.jpg (40 KB, 555x448) >>377109146 (You) MC has finally set a new priority, remove the women from ISS asap, or there will be no ISS left. so they did a little rescheduling, and thought, why send women toilet to space, when you could take woman out of space. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS so instead of a heroic, we sent a woman toilet to iss to cure space poop, heres 3 months of them trying it out. they sent an 'emergency taxi' to remove the women early, and sneak on a normal toilet. [ they later made a big deal sending the woman toilet, after she was gone]. where they planned 6 months to assess damages, Anonymous (ID: alvB0pK0) 05/11/22(Wed)18:41:36 No.377112816 >>377113455 >>377114554 >>377115606 >>377115666 1630563691755.gif (167 KB, 403x369) >>377110610 """but its worse than you could ever imagine. [c---]' [cunted] into light. around the time the would began to celebrate nasa sending in the first new and improved toilet into space. some devastating information started coming It turns out, the original set of peopled hired to access the damages caused to the entire space program, were still releasing findings, and searching for any solutions, when... they concluded... Everything is far beyond possible repair, final mission, crash into the ocean. them along with the scientist in space concluded, decades worth of research is ruined forever. experiments taking decades to preform, were destroyed. in under 1 year over 1 trillion dollars of damage was done on equipment and research. all material and equipment are contaminated and unusable for science. everything is forever radioactive, so long stays would cost life. everything is forever radioactive, so experiments are forever impossible. the 'freshest' smelling place there is, forever smells like s--- and piss, along with all you eat and drink. and all electronics and ducts are coated in oils inside and out, therefore unfixable, and problems would only grow. and if space science is worth it. because now we have to start over from scratch.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/853/444/ecf.png)
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