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thomas grabinski. ... @handsome_pal It is canon that Jar-Jar's dad's name is George R. Binks (phonetically "Jor-Jar") and that his son's antics drive him to suicide. Disney is telling the wrong stories. madness by his son's follies. When Jar Jar proposes to swim for the mainland, George eag agrees, knowing that he will likely not make it. However, his wife intervenes. George, unable to take any more, decides to shoot himself. His wife's attempt to stop him by asking him to "Think of our son!" only causes him to pull the trigger. However, the bullet merely grazes his skull. As he lies there, he reminisces of his love, Sheebla, and how he chose not to marry her because she could not bear him the son he wanted. As he imagines seeing Sheebla standing before him, the hallucination clears to reveal that it is really Jar Jar with an octopus wrapped around his head. George's only 10:28 AM · May 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

It is canon that Jar-Jar’s dad’s name is George R. Binks (phonetically “Jor-Jar”) and that his son’s antics drive him to suicide


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NITWIT! THESE ARE NOT THE BONE S OF SEA SERPENTS! THESE ARE THE BONES OF ALL MY RUINED HOPES, STREWN ABOUT THIS BARREN ROCK! I NAME THIS ISLAND "BINKS'S WOE!" YOUSSA KNOW, MY FATHER, MEESA VERY GOOD SWIMMER MEE COULD SWIM FOR HELP! SLAP! YOU IGNORANT FOOL! WE ARE HALFWAY AROUND THE GLOBE IN TREACHEROUS WATERS, IT WOULD TAKE YOU FIFTY YEARS TO SWIM FOR HELP AND You COULDN'T SWIM FOR HALF A DAY WITHOUT BEING EATEN BY A.........!! GOOD IDEA, BOY! YOU CAN SAVE US AFTER ALL! LET'S GET YOU STARTED., ! BEORGE R. BINKS!! DON'T YOU DARE!! WHY OH WHY NOT!? BO0 HOO HOO
TOOT TOOT! r0OT NO, GEORGE, DON'T DO IT! THINK OF WE CAN QET OFF OF THIS ISLAND SOMEHOW! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.... YOUR SON... BLAM! GEORGE!
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