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NPC who only says “..." ... @Yelix jar jar binks's dad's name is just george and his backstory is really f----- up On a whaling voyage with his wife and son, George R. Binks encountered an aggressive whale. Thanks to numerous poor navigation choices by Jar Jar, the whale crashed into the ship, causing it to sink. After this incident, the Binks family found themselves shipwrecked on a desolate island for over a month. During this time, prompted by his annoyance at his son's constant clumsy behavior, Binks unsuccessfully attempted to commit suicide. 7:40 PM · Apr 17, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

jar jar binks’s dad’s name is just george and his backstory is really fucked up


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NITWIT! THESE ARE NOT THE BONE S OF SEA SERPENTS! THESE ARE THE BONES OF ALL MY RUINED HOPES, STREWN ABOUT THIS BARREN ROCK! I NAME THIS ISLAND "BINKS'S WOE!" YOUSSA KNOW, MY FATHER, MEESA VERY GOOD SWIMMER MEE COULD SWIM FOR HELP! SLAP! YOU IGNORANT FOOL! WE ARE HALFWAY AROUND THE GLOBE IN TREACHEROUS WATERS, IT WOULD TAKE YOU FIFTY YEARS TO SWIM FOR HELP AND You COULDN'T SWIM FOR HALF A DAY WITHOUT BEING EATEN BY A.........!! GOOD IDEA, BOY! YOU CAN SAVE US AFTER ALL! LET'S GET YOU STARTED., ! BEORGE R. BINKS!! DON'T YOU DARE!! WHY OH WHY NOT!? BO0 HOO HOO
TOOT TOOT! r0OT NO, GEORGE, DON'T DO IT! THINK OF WE CAN QET OFF OF THIS ISLAND SOMEHOW! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.... YOUR SON... BLAM! GEORGE!
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Uploaded Apr 19, 2022 at 12:27PM EDT

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