I have no romantic investment in Gadget at all, so I just view this relationship with disgusted awe at what is essentially her getting knocked up by the team's mascot/pet. It would be like if Wilma Flintstone married Dino and had half caveman/snorkasaurus mutant spawn with him

The fact that this probably isn't even the most objectively bizarre aspect of this film is astounding

The real comedy value of this movie is in the forums