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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:42 No.80240xxx My dad would punish me with psychological torture. Drove me nuts. Here's an example >Tell Dad to F--- Off because Im playing Super Nintendo >Dad, displeased at my French, begins to formulate his plot >Wake up the next moming >Scares the crap out of me >Small beanie-baby frog comes out of box >Backpack feels heavier than usual >Check middle pocket >Filled with, like, ten frogs sC >Look out window to daydream as I often do >Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill > Sent out to hall >Pitch black because lights off and drapes pulled >Turn on light ENTIRE F------ KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE F--- >Heavy knocks on door >Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door >A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper >Take note >Scared, open door for frogman >Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me know it's you. Dad," I say >He says in a voice nothing like my father's: t is not, Anon." >He takes mask off >My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot >Dad laughs and says, "We dont say F--- in this house, boy Now who's up for McDonalds?" Seriously Dad where did you get all those f------ beanie babies from Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)21:52 No.80241XXx 80240926 There was another time when, while was sleeping, he drove me about five miles away to where a Russian-American family he knew lived The Russian man and woman treated me like I had lived there my whole life. I was there for twelve hours before my father came to pick me up. Anonymous 12/02/10(Thu)22:00 No.80241xXxx 80241470 >Dad catches me looking at forbidden websites (read: p--- [This was when I was younger]) >l know he's going to pull something crazy because I had wisened up a bit >He just grounds me from the computer for four days >Four days later, turn on computer >Every single image (desktop, everything's icon, the mouse cursor) was replaced by a weird-looking triceritops picture he made himself >-Computer is rigged so that dinosaur roars come out of it 24/7 >He superglued a toy Triceratops to the top of my monitor It was like this for two weeks before he took it off e still has and uses that computer monitor, triceritops and all Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22.14 No 80242xxx >Come home from school >He comes home when I'm in the middle of my third bowl >He is dissapoint when I cant eat my dinner >He is standing there in the kitchen with a sterm look on his eye with the Russian man from earlier story Dad tells me to sit down オHe reaches into the fridge and pulls out a container of Moose Tracks ice-cream, my favoritest ice-cream ever >He pulls out two spoons >After giving me a taunting taste he and Mr. Russia proceed to eat the entire bucket of ice-cream in front of me, savoring every bite and making "MMMMMMM and "OOUUAAAHHH SOO GOOODDDD" sounds >If I try to get up out of my chair my dad would tell me to sit back down -lf I tried to close my eyes or look away my dad would stick his fingers in my sides, which I f------ hated >They force me to watch him and Mr. Russia eat an entire bucket of my favorite ice-cream >After finishing the dessert, he gives Mr. Russia a friendly beer and sends him on his way, and then asks what I want for dinner Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22 24 No.80243XxX 80243390 >Make That's What She Said!" joke to my dad >He is disgusted by that form of humor >Two days pass -Find my closet empty but for one shirt A Tutleneck sweater >He got one of his tech buddies to rig a small microphone up to i sit records my voice and alter one second of me talking, it emits a "That's What She Said!" >Have to wear it for a day to school I couldnt tell whether to be angry at or impressed by my dad. Frogdad 12/02/10(Thu)22:40 No.80244XXX >Get in trouble at school for putting gum undeneath a desk >I just know my dad is going to pull some crazy s--- >Two weeks pass from the incident single wad of putty stuck on the ceiling -Every night another wad of putty is stuck on the ceiling >This continues for one week >Dawn of the Eigth Day: There is a full circle of about fifteen wads on the ceiling -Dawn of the Ninth Day: Smaller putties spell out "UNDER BED" >Oh god I know it's you dad, Im not scared, I'm not scared >A tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Tenth Day Smaller putties spell out "IN DRAWER" >Another tiny little man made out of putty >Dawn of the Eleventh Day. Putties form an arrow pointing to the window >Since it was a school day it was about 5:30 in the morning and very dark -Flashlight comes on REVEALING A GIANT MAN MADE OF PUTTY OH GOD FREAKY AS F--- MASK OH GOD >Dad runs in, What, What?17 MAN MADE OF PUTTY, DAD. .wait, Dad? That isnt you? -Dad tells me to stay the f--- inside >He runs outside He and the Putty Man beat the s--- out of eachother >Fight travels to neighbor's yard behind hedge >Dad gestures for me to come out of the house Walk over to dead putty man >Dad prepares to take off mask Russian Man steps out of nearby bushes holding a portable radio playing the Twilight Zone theme >Dad tells me not to chew gum in school >We walk back home and they tell me about how hard they worked on this one I think that this one wins. Cant believe I forgot it](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/237/321/ae0.jpg "ae0.jpg")
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I Anonymous 07/21/13Banos. 57 57 Nia t2244243 I*) 22122442끄 2212242 22122454 Anonymous 07/21/134Sun 03 27 55 Na.12242383 Anonymous OT/21/133anto 41 24 No 12246784 But the equsstrian mitary was buäy wich a grn ack so it sauly wasnt that much dft om a nagular day Just then princess celesta figured out that the gefins were paid of so attack by The tre naton and then Ta-Koro atacked back beauthd, but there's just ane little thing](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/749/754/9ce.png "9ce.png")
![File: 19554237_508776836180896_(.).png (194 KB, 791x817) O Anonymous 06/29/17(Thu)08:55:31 No.84418819 [Reply] What are some movies about true love? Love Doesn't need to be Perfect - Showing all replies. Anonymous 06/29/17 (Thu)08:57:19 No.84418850 File: 1498333638381.jpg (24 KB, 250x250) how the f--- is pointing going to help s blind man? It just needs to be True.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/270/256/a78.jpg "True love does not need to be practical, either.")
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