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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it... Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars. He was the force. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over... Luckily, the cop left only with a warning. Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts. MGM When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. 1354 While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move. ** Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the s--- out of it. Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.

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