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25m (8/30 7:54) 9052254321 Re - 0 Img JPG 15KB (236 x 205) IMG_8040.jpg 1 Reply >be me >have s----- heart condition >doctor warns me about having sex, says I could faint from my heart going too fast >ignore her, not like I'm having sex anyway >ffw to today, having my usual 3am edging session : >go for around 2 hours, bust an enormous nut to some t----- >stand up to go pee after, heart is still pounding like crazy >feel my whole chest seize up >collapse backwards into the wall, knock over my bedside lamp >wake up a few minutes later to my dad yelling at me, cummy tissues all over the floor >t----- p--- still playing on my laptop >mfw I nutted so hard I knocked myself out

Anon's heart condition | /r/Greentext


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Uploaded Aug 30, 2023 at 06:21AM EDT

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