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"TAKE THOSE WORDS BACK, HERETIC AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE QUICK!" NEVER! IF 40K WAS MADE NOWADAYS SANGUINIUS WOULD HAVE BEEN A FEMBOY!"

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"Ew, get away from me you pathetic mortal. I hope you die in the most painful way possible." "Don't worry citizen, me and my brothers will lay down our lives to protect you and your family."

60 million years ago: "Our lifes are suffering due to diseases, could you please spare some of your high-tech medicine?" "Lol nope!" "Fine, we'll just turn into killer robots to destroy you at the cost of our souls!" "F***!" Grimdarkness of the Future "Our lifes are suffering due to diseases, could you please spare some of your high-tech "Sure, for the Greater Good!" medicine?" "Oh wow that worked wonders, we're joining your empire!" "You're welcome!"

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Loves her Family Hates her sister Konrad. Has a smile that Lots of PDA lights up the room Extremely affectionate, cuddly and warm "I promise to lay down my life for you Anon" "Wh-what do you mean don't? B-but I- awww" VULKAN GF Doesn't talk about kids or elves... You get the feeling you shouldn't ask 11ft~ "Anon!!!" *hugs and nearly kills you* A bit of a pyromaniac Cuddles you by fires she starts, it's endearing in a weird way Has poor self- preservation Jokes about being immortal ... at least think she's joking- Ash skin and blazing red eyes. You think she looks beautiful Whenever you tell her she gets flustered, so cute Only dresses up for you Puts hot sauce on everything Built you your own hammer that teleports you into her arms "Remember, it is also a Hammer" Cried the first time you gave her something you forged yourself. Has cherished it to this day WI Nearly broke your spine first time she hugged you, didn't stop apologizing for at least an hour Super muscular and strong Carries you a lot Calls you her little flame "Of course you can visit me in the forge, just make sure to wear safety gear!" She says in only shorts and a tank top "It's not that hot, Anon" Basically a big teddy bear

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