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Dear Waiter, Waitress, Cook or Chef: Hello, my name is but my friends call me Onion, that's my nickname. Please read this carefully before we begin the food ordering or preparation process. I have some VERY specific food requirements due to my psycho sematic food neurosis or PSFN. To make my dining, and your work experience, more tolerable please read and follow the following VERY SPECIFIC requests regarding my food and its preparation. #1 ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO CHEESE on my food under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I have a wicked cheese neurosis and any cheese on my food will trigger a VERY UNPLEASANT reaction that could induce vulgar language, food throwing, convulsions, ranting, raving and in many cases vomiting right there in the restaurant or worse.......explosive diarrhea. Believe me, you don't want to see, hear or smell any of these things. #2 ABSOLUTELY NO PORK CHOPS..... Please don't serve me, or even suggest, any pork chops. I had a VERY NASTY experience with pork chops that caused me to have a ganreous gall bladder. Please avoid pork chops at all costs..... they will cause what my friends & family call "CODE BROWN" which is an immediate explosive diarrhea event that you don't want here in your establishment. #3 NO TOMATOES..... Please do not serve me any type of tomatoes or even give me any food that has come in contact with tomatoes. These will cause another food neurosis fueled event that no one wants to see. Please, for everyone's sake, don't give me any tomatoes or food that has touched tomatoes. #4 I LOVE ONIONS..... That's why my nickname is Onion. If I order a sandwich please only put bread, meat and lots of onions on it..... that's all I want. And remember....... NO CHEESE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...... NO CHEESE. Thanks for taking the time to read this and come to an understanding of my psycho sematic food neurosis. By complying with my very specific food requirements you will insure all of us will have a much more pleasant dining experience. You will also boost your chances of a bigger tip and save both of us the bother of me asking to speak with the manager. Thank-you

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